Funny story:  Neighbors Not at all Shocked to Learn One of Their Own is a Serial Killer.

Neighbors Not at all Shocked to Learn One of Their Own is a Serial Killer.

Possum Creek, Alabama- The mystery of the whereabouts of several missing men was solved early Saturday morning. Repairmen from the Possum Creek Water Department found several buried bodies whilst trying to repair a busted watermain. The corpses we...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Fail To Score At Anfield Again

Liverpool Fail To Score At Anfield Again

The Premier League has gone BONKERS! On Sunday, Chelsea lost once again at their Stamford Bridge 'fortress', and tonight, at Anfield, Liverpool once again failed to score a goal, and had to be content with a 0-0 draw against West Ham, yes, that's...
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Funny story:  Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

Global Warming Over - Carbon Paper Solution!

In a stunning "Eureka" moment, researchers have realised that the phasing out of carbon paper in the last forty odd years has been the sole cause of global warming. For readers under 40, in a pre-photocopier/printer age the blue/black ink soaked t...
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Funny story:  It's Official: Sex Obsessed Brits Deemed Horniest In Industrialized World!

It's Official: Sex Obsessed Brits Deemed Horniest In Industrialized World!

London/ Screw Magazine/ Paris Edition - The Pubs of London served hordes of cheering crowds of revelers today, when it was announced that the often maligned and stereotyped staid Brits were awarded the coveted "Horny Toad Cup" in global recognition...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Sued By Heather Over New CD Songs

Paul McCartney Sued By Heather Over New CD Songs

Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, is suing his Lordship for another ten million dollars over a new CD released just this week. The CD, entitled "Hot Leg-A Tribute To Heather Mills", according to Sir Paul, is his way of showing the wor...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

NORTH POLE (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Santa Claus, the iconic deliverer of toys who is much loved by children all over the world, has petitioned the United States Congress for $400 billion. Claus, age undetermined, cites increased costs of mate...
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Funny story:  Congress Responds to Obama Mandate:Rushes OK for 20k Armed Troops to "Secure" US!

Congress Responds to Obama Mandate:Rushes OK for 20k Armed Troops to "Secure" US!

Washington, DC/Army Times - In his first assault on the Constitution, President elect Obama has ordered his new cabinet and a compliant Congress, to expedite his vision for a politically controlled armed force to take control in the event of a "Natio...
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo Defended By Sir Alex Ferguson

Cristiano Ronaldo Defended By Sir Alex Ferguson

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger sent off in the 1-0 derby win against Manchester City on Sunday, should not have been sent off, and a penalty to United should have been awarded, says Reds manager Alex Ferguson. Ferguson leapt to t...
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Funny story:  Madonna Pops A Rod

Madonna Pops A Rod

Nothing good came from attempts to hide the unlikely relationship when the famous N.Y. Yankees hitter Alex Rodriguez, was seen off stage during a recent Madonna show. Freaks, Greeks, and athletes with strong physique are the preferred boy-toys f...
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Funny story:  Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th Minted

Henry 8th, famed husband of Six is said to be rolling in it, due to royalty payments for his best known song - Greensleeves. The famous tune, often murdered by recorder playing children, and used by the banks which are not closing down as hold mus...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus says he's not coming to Little Jimmy Brennan's House this Year

Santa Claus says he's not coming to Little Jimmy Brennan's House this Year

Jolly old Santa has issued an internal memo to his staff in Lapland to not bother putting any presents in the sleigh for little Jimmy Brennan this year. It's believed the issue is related to an incident last Christmas in which 'someone' left a poo...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus reveals her family tree

Miley Cyrus reveals her family tree

Miley Cyrus, the current rising yet falling star, reveals her family tree about her and her family. The reveals all in an interview with Ok. She takes out a rolled out A2 piece of paper with her family treee. As the interview looked at the family tree, Miley talks about where she comes into the family. "The truth is, Billy Ray Cyrus isn't my real dad. My real dad is actually my uncle. My mo...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez moving

Selena Gomez moving

Selena Gomez reveals in Teen Magazine interview about her soon moving house's. 1. Where will you be moving to and what do you think of the area? Well me and my mom are planning to move to London, In England [smiles], My mom and I thought we needed a change of air and people. So my mom was looking through a magazine and there it was, a beautiful picture of the London Eye at night. When I saw...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyeus admits to being hateful towards Selena Gomez

Miley Cyeus admits to being hateful towards Selena Gomez

Teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus, has admitted to hating Selena Gomez in the past. She had even once mimicked with her friend Mandy Jiroux on a Miley and Mandy show a Selena and Demi episode. She apolegized to them after words but this is her true fee...
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Funny story:  Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

Upper class ministry reaches out to foreign poor

WASHINGTON, DC--God's in Our Pocket (GOP), an evangelical ministry specifically focused on wealthy and influential Americans, is singing its own praises in a new promotional campaign. The ministry has no official members list, and describes itself...
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Funny story:  Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...
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Funny story:  Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'. President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State. It was...
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Funny story:  Senior Tories blame queen mudder for Damian 'The Omen' Green anti-terror cops raid

Senior Tories blame queen mudder for Damian 'The Omen' Green anti-terror cops raid

London - (ReUterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Tory grandees have blamed spoof writer queen mudder's stories written in July 2008 and January 2008 as the intelligence (sic) behind shadow immigration spokesman Damian 'The Omen' Green's arrest on Thanksgivi...
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Funny story:  E-Z cruise Launches Mumbai Route

E-Z cruise Launches Mumbai Route

E-Z cruise, the no-budget no-frills cruise company, making cheap cruises accessible to everyone, today announced a new route from anywhere in Pakistan to Mumbai, India. Before the cruises set sail, The E-Z cruise office in Islamabad phones Indian...
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Funny story:  Plods Plug Home Office Leak

Plods Plug Home Office Leak

The inquiry into alleged leaks of Home Office documents which led to Tory MP for East Smegmadale, Darlston Greengauge, being arrested is "continuing", a Scotland Yard snitch told the BBC in exchange for tickets to this year's Strictly Come Dancing fi...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears and Simon Cowell 'do not face extortion charges'

Britney Spears and Simon Cowell 'do not face extortion charges'

London - (Ex Fucked Her Mess): London's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency cops are cock-a-hoop at orders to completely exonerate Britney Spears and X-Factor judge Simon Cowell over fraudulent 'massive extortion charges'. "The US singer has...
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Funny story:  Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Paris/Vanity Unfair - In a spending spree on personal perks, clothing, palace renovations , and transportation accommodations not seen here since Marie Antoinette, newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has single handedly provid...
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Funny story:  President Bush undergoes transformation in decidedly weird events

President Bush undergoes transformation in decidedly weird events

Washington DC, yesterday, was the scene of events unparalleled in US political history. For a unaccounted for 41 and a half hours, President Bush was uncontactable by anyone even including his wife and family. He stayed locked in the Oval office...
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Funny story:  Alarming Thumb Growth Study

Alarming Thumb Growth Study

In a fascinating, multi-million dollar government grant study, scientists discovered children's thumbs have grown inversely proportional to the evolutionary curve. Apparently, some accelerating factor is extending and most times exceeding the length...
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Funny story:  Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Timmy Mallett rumored to headline Glastonbury

Glastonbury Founder Michael Eavis confirmed this week that the Somerset annual festival will be running for many years to come thanks to its star studied lineup and boost to the economy. This was followed by the news that rumors for headlining the Py...
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Funny story:  Near Tragedy Averted

Near Tragedy Averted

A near tragedy was averted last week in Saskatoon, Saskatchwan, Canada at three o'clock in the morning when the next door neighbor ran over and rescued the occupants of a house on fire. Landis Brownsand ran his foot through a window to get insid...
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Funny story:  Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...
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Funny story:  UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

UK Economy Booms Following VAT Rate Decrease

Wereinthemoney, England - The Labour government's plan to reduce the Value Added Tax (VAT) on goods and services from 17.5% to 15% took effect today with resounding results for the economy. The move to stimulate consumer spending and head off the imp...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears X-Factor appearance just a hologram

Britney Spears X-Factor appearance just a hologram

The appearance of Britney Spears on the popular talent programme X-Factor has been revealed as a hologram. Spokeswoman for the show, Milly O'Naire, who normally devises peurile premium rate phone call competitions advertised before each advertisi...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo Saves Face

Ronaldo Saves Face

Following his controversial sending off in the Manchester derby, Ronaldo spoke out for the first time today, 'I thought I heard my mum shout for me to come in for my tea, and as it was my ball, I was taking it home'. Ferguson defended his player,...
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Funny story:  RBS delays repossessions

RBS delays repossessions

In a ray of good news during the economic crisis, RBS have stated that they will give a six month grace period to home owners defaulting on their mortgages. "We're just jolly nice chaps," said Richard Bertram-Smythe, the man who gave his initials...
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Funny story:  Obama Blames "Fat Cat Wall Street Honkies" For Global Financial Crisis

Obama Blames "Fat Cat Wall Street Honkies" For Global Financial Crisis

DOHA (FMLiveWire) - US President-elect Barack Obama has blamed "fat cat honkies on Wall Street" for the global financial crisis, saying other countries are being dragged in to help resolve Western problems. "Those rich Wall Street crackers are pus...
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Funny story:  Britney's X-factor Disgrace

Britney's X-factor Disgrace

To launch her new album and Christmas single, Britney Spears agreed to appear on ITV1's show, X-Factor, but her list of riders have eaten into ITV's Christmas budget. Not satisfied with one dressing room, Britney took all seventeen, leaving the co...
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Funny story:  Bringing Up The Neighbourhood

Bringing Up The Neighbourhood

RESIDENTS of a York street have reacted furiously to the decision by City of York Council's housing allocations team to give a tenancy to a family with no criminal record and no history of claiming benefits. Schoolteachers Christian and Harriet...
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Funny story:  Space Shuttle Mission

Space Shuttle Mission

MARTINS AIR FORCE BASE, OHIO. - Space shuttle Endless and its seven Dwarfs safely returned to Earth on Sunday, taking a detour to Disney Land after birds shit on the main landing strip in Ohio. Endless wrapped up a 2-day trip that left the space s...
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Funny story:  Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal

Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal

Adult film star Mandy Myst tearfully addressed members of the media yesterday and confirmed reports of a sex tape circulating around the internet that features her engaging in all manner of sexual behavior. The actress - known for engaging in all man...
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Funny story:  Tips for Reigning in Unruly Children

Tips for Reigning in Unruly Children

Deareat Madame Bitters, I'm 63 and the proud grandmother of three wonderful grandchildren. "Kaleb," is five and twins "Karmen" and "Kasey" are four. Their father, "Steve" is my son. Steve and my daughter in law both work full time and I take care of my grandchildren while they work. One of them drops the kids off at 8 am and one of them picks the kids up around 6 pm. This is the routine Monday-...
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Funny story:  Aspartame Approved as Non Lethal Weapon

Aspartame Approved as Non Lethal Weapon

PENTAGON - Military spoke-spinner, Kanutsara Louse, granted TheSpoof this exclusive interview revealing the clandestine history of weapon, aspartame. "It all began when we developed this toxin as a lethal weapon. The only problem was getting our...
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Funny story:  EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

It began as just a bad idea. Someone at the EPA heard that the government wanted to lower the amounts of methane and other green-house gases to help stop global warming, which according to President Bush doesn't even exist. And so, they decided tha...
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Funny story:  BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

In an unexpected revision of the past 6 years of BCS history, the recent routing by number one rated Alabama of their arch-rival, Auburn by a score of 36-0, resulted in more than just one win in Tuscaloosa. The BCS program distributed the excess p...
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Funny story:  "Shagaceleb"  Business Booming

"Shagaceleb" Business Booming

Leading discreet celebrity shagaceleb agency Mosely-Twat-Mosely, was today revealed to include "Ramrod" Ramsey, "Squeaky" Becks and George "What's-white-and-runs-down-walls?" Michael, among its more needy clients. It is understood that George Michael...
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