Funny story:  Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

The Rugby League Challenge Cup Final between the Cup holders St Helens and heroic Hull FC turned out to be a real thriller at Wembley this afternoon, with both sides sustaining a long list of injuries. St Helens won the match, but their veteran Pa...
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Funny story:  Microscopic Space Aliens Found Infesting Earthlings

Microscopic Space Aliens Found Infesting Earthlings

Shocking news today from Ospital Angelos in Quadalajara, Mexico. Doctors there has isolated the cause of a strange condition affecting as much as 40% of the population of the large town. The condition causes the affected patients' eyes to enlarge...
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Funny story:  Obama and Biden Ready on Day One to Follow Osama bin Laden

Obama and Biden Ready on Day One to Follow Osama bin Laden

The Obama team has announced today that due to inside information from and old college pal in Pakistan, Obama and Biden will be ready on day one to follow Osama bin Laden to his cave hideaway. Details of Osama's exact location are being withheld...
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Funny story:  Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Best Friends Don't Recognize Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama's best friends from the Pink Poodle Beauty Salon couldn't believe their eyes when Michelle showed up for her monthly wax. "Good Lord, girl," one was heard to utter,"what happened to your face? You're looking like Halle Barry, honey!"...
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Funny story:  Jellybabies to be Downsized and Reborn

Jellybabies to be Downsized and Reborn

Popular confectionary Jellybabies are due to be downsized to reflect the decrease in birthweight of the nations babies due to an increase in teenage pregnancy and smoking during pregnancy. The chubby colourful little sweets are set to be reduced...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's security detail includes Tina Fey as her body double

Sarah Palin's security detail includes Tina Fey as her body double

New York, New York - President Bush signed an emergency executive order shortly after he was informed of John McCain's choice for vice president, Sarah Palin, immediately pressing into mandatory service, Tina Fey, former cast member and first woman p...
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Funny story:  Chuck Berry In Rehearsal Shocker!

Chuck Berry In Rehearsal Shocker!

A young group of musicians are in a state of shock over the fact they achieved what is believed to be an impossible feat - they actually persuaded tight fisted rock and roll miser Chuck Berry (82) to rehearse. The legendary Berry has for the last...
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Funny story:  Hull City & Hull FC In Fixture Mix-up Confusion

Hull City & Hull FC In Fixture Mix-up Confusion

The wheels came off for the Hull teams this afternoon, when, in the biggest fixture mix-up of all time, Hull City went up against St Helens in the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final at Wembley, and their rugby neighbours Hull FC stayed at the KC to ta...
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Funny story:  The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine

The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine

Actor Stephen Lewis today revealed why he left the popular BBC comedy series "The Last Of The Summer Wine". This show written by Roy Clarke has been running continuously since it began back in 1973 and remains popular Sunday teatime viewing due to it...
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Funny story:  BBC Bans Brian Blessed from Songs Of Praise

BBC Bans Brian Blessed from Songs Of Praise

The BBC were facing embarrassment today when it announced that actor Brian Blessed had ruined an entire edition of "Songs Of Praise" at a recording that was due to be transmitted this Sunday. The BBC had to remount the entire service costing license...
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Funny story:  Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Former computer hacker Ray G McNonnik has landed a plum job in the Pentagon. McNonnik, will fly to Arlington next week to take up his post. He shot to fame after hacking the McDonald's Corporation computer systems in Oak Brook, Illinois, whereby...
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Funny story:  MLB pays teams to let Cubs win in 2008

MLB pays teams to let Cubs win in 2008

The Chicago Cubs are having their best season in 100 years. They look like they may be in the World Series in 2008. They are currently having the best record in the National League. Fans in Chicago are already in pennant fever a Cub tickets are se...
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Funny story:  2012 Olympics Begin Early, China Already Ahead By 10 Gold Medals

2012 Olympics Begin Early, China Already Ahead By 10 Gold Medals

The 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics are a sweet memory for some countries such as the U.S. and China, or an embarrassment for the likes of Togo and Moldova, who were expecting to get more than one medal and 10 ass-kickings each. Worry not, Togo, b...
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Funny story:  Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver CO-- Many Denver hotels and motels are checking their balance sheets today and noticing the red ink. The recent Democratic Convention left the hotels battered, broken, and bankrupt. Conventioneers simply stole everything from the rooms they co...
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Funny story:  New NHS Lottery announced

New NHS Lottery announced

The National Health Service has announced today that it is joining forces with National Lottery organisers 'Camelot' to produce the 'Health Lottery'. Sick and dying people simply buy a ticket in the usual manner by picking six numbers. Every Satur...
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Funny story:  TV Chef Slams Microwave Baby Mother

TV Chef Slams Microwave Baby Mother

London - TV Chef launched an expletive laden attack on China Arnold, 28, the mother from Dayton Ohio, who put her baby in a microwave. An acclaimed TV chef claimed the act was "An appaling Crime". "The Baby should have been marianated overnight in...
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Funny story:  Disgraced College President to Head Coalition To Lower Drinking Age!

Disgraced College President to Head Coalition To Lower Drinking Age!

From the Heartland/AP - Robert Paxton, the Iowa Community College President recently forced to resign after pictures of drinking revelry with students appeared in print, landed on his feet with a new position in higher education. Pictures of Paxto...
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Funny story:  2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

London - Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell today announced that the opening ceremony for the 2012 Games will 'not be in the stadium', but will, instead be held in her back garden in Cromwell Terrace, SE18. "We don't want to be copycats and do it like...
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Funny story:  GORE to Join OPEC

GORE to Join OPEC

Tennessee Financial Times, August 2008: Global Organic Research Enterprises (GORE) executives announced today that oil and natural gas deposits have been discovered on their properties. GORE is a Tennessee corporation that specializes in Internet res...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Trounced Again

Manchester United Trounced Again

Manchester United continued with their poor start to the season in Monaco last night, when they were trounced by unfancied Zenit St Petersburg in the European Super Cup. The Russians ran out 2-1 winners, and the scoreline was only made slightly l...
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Funny story:  Up The Ars, Ma'am!

Up The Ars, Ma'am!

Buckingham Palace has confirmed The Queen will be at Stamford Bridge on Sunday as a VIP guest of Scolari. Since the summer arrival of Felip Scolari Queen Elizabeth 11 has apparently been quite taken by the blues, causing her to shift allegiance f...
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Funny story:  Foul-mouthed Alistair Darling Swears On Telly

Foul-mouthed Alistair Darling Swears On Telly

The UK is facing its worst economic crisis for more than 60 years, and things could sink as low as they were in Deutschland between the Wars, said the Chancellor Alistair Darling yesterday. The real shock, however, is that the government are now a...
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Funny story:  Rockall £50 Million Bank Robbery

Rockall £50 Million Bank Robbery

Rockall's Serious Crimes Squad plods are hot on the trail of a gang of criminals who robbed the island's First Guillemot Bank of an estimated £50 million on Wednesday morning. The crime squad's supremo, Chief Superintendent Harry Codhead, informed...
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Funny story:  Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

A Chinese teenager is undergoing medical checks in Beijing after reportedly consuming soil for 11 years. The parents of 18-year-old Baobao Sodmuncher brought her from their home in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region to the capital's premier Head...
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Funny story:  Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had m...
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Funny story:  Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Can an Illinois State Senator who spends a little while in the US Senate between book contracts convince the American people that he is better qualified to be the US President than an Alaskan village tribal leader who got to be Governor of a frozen w...
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Funny story:  VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

Close to death Repub candie John McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his VPILF because he wants to leave America without reproductive choice, with a shit load of guns and trapped in the ignorance of mistaken science. McCain's former psychiatrist offered...
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Funny story:  Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Vlad "The Imposter" Putin showed the world photographic evidence that at least one US official fought against Russian troops in the recent Georgian crisis. The photo that captures VP Dick Cheney in combat fatigue pajamas bearing a shotgun and blowing...
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Funny story:  John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Sarah Palin Nude? Democrats Dig for Dirt

Democratic political operatives have already started digging for dirt on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. John McCain announced her as his choice for Vice-President on Friday, and the spin doctors are on the hunt. Palin's experience in beauty pageants...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Admits Having Tourette Syndrome

Barack Obama Admits Having Tourette Syndrome

In much the same way that former President Franklin D. Roosevelt hid his permanent paralysis from the waist down while in office, presidential hopeful Barack Obama managed to hide his own disability from the public... that is, until today. A secre...
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Funny story:  Men Not Feeling Sorry for David Duchovny

Men Not Feeling Sorry for David Duchovny

David Duchovny, who plays an oversexed man on cable TV's Californication, admitted himself into a rehab clinic on Thursday for treatment of sex addiction. A recent poll of 52,675 American men reveals that none of them felt any pity. "I would say...
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Funny story:  VP Cheney Claims Al Qaeda Behind Big Bang;  President Bush Vows to Attack Earth's Moon

VP Cheney Claims Al Qaeda Behind Big Bang; President Bush Vows to Attack Earth's Moon

District of Columbia - Based on the testimony of an anonymous prisoner at Guantanamo known only as "Enemy Combatant Number 242", Vice President Cheney has accused Al Qaeda of causing the largest explosive event ever in the universe -- The Big Bang.
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Funny story:  Christian Photographer Renounces Cameras

Christian Photographer Renounces Cameras

WELCH - Billy Bob Simpkins, a Pentecostal Christian and photographer in this West Virginia coal-mining town, has said that he is renouncing cameras. "The good Lord will take all the pictures I need," he told this newspaper. He also said that he w...
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Funny story:  Obama dropping out! Wife having baby

Obama dropping out! Wife having baby

Barack Obama is definitely dropping out cause his wife is having a baby this month! Yes, she has covered it up. He says "I wish my life could be of more value". Apparently not too happy about baby Bob Barack. We had to leave the scene because...
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Funny story:  Threenesia Declares Independence

Threenesia Declares Independence

TUNIS - The foreign minister of Tunisia, I' bin Farteen, has announced that the northeast corner of the country has broken off and declared independence. He said that section of Tunisia is now calling itself Threenesia. He added he was confident that...
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Funny story:  Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Monaco Defense Pact

Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Monaco Defense Pact

MONTE CARLO - Lance Garibaldi, a spokesman for the Presidential Palace held a press conference here today, and announced the formation of LATO - the Leftovers Atlantic Treaty Organization. "Since we were not allowed to join NATO, we decided to fo...
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Funny story:  McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...
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Funny story:  Just where you gonna git the oil from Mr Obama?

Just where you gonna git the oil from Mr Obama?

Dallas, Texas - (Snake Oil Mess): Big oil executives and their crude supply source owners were in stitches last night as Sen Barack Obama promised to end US dependency on foreign oil. "It's like tellin' the country's 10 million heroin addicts tha...
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Funny story:  Lion Goes Green

Lion Goes Green

WASHINGTON, DC - Leo, a spokesman for the Predators Liberation Organization (PLO) has announced that he has become a vegetarian. Leo has also said that he is encouraging other lions to join him, stating, "The future of the planet is at stake." He...
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Funny story:  McCain Scores with MILF VP!

McCain Scores with MILF VP!

Antediluvian Repub candie Johnny McC has scored big time with Alaskan Governor, former village mayor , beauty queen and present day big time MILF as his Vice Presidential choice. Desperate for some feeble sign of life , the half dead senior citiz...
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