Juneau, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): A skull and crossbones-emblazoned UFO buzzed the Wassilla home of Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin.
Moments earlier GOP presidential wannabe John McCain had just announced that the 44 year-old ex beauty queen is th...
Deirdre Rachid, the famous 'Dear Deirdre' agony aunt of downmarket tabloid 'The Sun' has admitted losing a memory stick containing the personal problems of thousands of readers. Names and addresses were included in the data and it is thought to be wo...
London - (Ass Mess): A veteran Spoof! writer has been revealed as a top secret White House campaign strategist to GOP presidential wannabe John McCain.
Queen Mudder's 13 May 2008 Spoof! news story predicted Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin would be s...
The growing list of gang-related stabbing deaths grew one name longer on Thursday when unshaven Jase Dyer of EastEnders was brutally murdered in his own house in Albert Square, Walford. He was only an unknown age.
Dyer had been on the run from a c...
Vice President hopeful Sarah Palin has admitted that she believes creationism should be taught in schools.
The Alaskan Senator picked as a running mate by John McCain said 'Yeah sure why not? Creationism deserves to be taught alongside evolution.
Master Chef Gordon Ramsey who is well known throughout the World for his Anglo Saxon Language claims that the Queens Culinary Skills are totally gross.
Ramsey and his wife Tana who where recently invited to Buckingham Palace for the Duke of Edinbu...
Kevin McCabe, Chairman of Sheffield United Football Club, publicly stated his "disgust" today upon being informed that the government has demanded the club change its nickname. A spokesman for Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, said this evening that...
Washington, DC - In a surprise of the century, McCain today announced Tina Fey as his running mate for the GOP ticket. Fey accepted McCain's offer having to cross party lines switching from a democrat to a republican to do so. All in an apparent blow...
This morning, Republican Presidential nominee, Senator John McCain, in a nod to the NRA and to disabled Americans, selected Elmer Fudd as his running mate for the White House in 2008.
Beltway pundits were momentarily speechless. While the conventi...
The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith is said to be "absolutey livid", "gobsmacked" and even "most upset" with the medals won by Team GB at the recent Olympics held in Beijing.
This morning, she called Lord Coe into her office and her rantings and ravi...
Denver, Colorado: At the conclusion of Senator Barack Obama's Speech last night, the McCain Campaign released a statement stating that "the Democrats don't Own Hope". It went on to say that the Republican's had plenty of their own "Hopes" for the cou...
!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...
Senator John McCain, the republican candidate for the presidency has unveiled his running mate is a Houston man called Michael Lee White.
At a speech yesterday, the former POW, said 'You may not have heard of Michael Lee White, heck he ain't even...
The Home Office, Scotland Yard, MI5, MI6, DIY and MFI have today released details of the stalker who has been attempting to stalk (which is what stalkers do) the Prime Minister.
The actions of this stalker had prompted a huge increase in the level...
Dimitar Berbatov, the troubled Tottenham striker, has astonished White Hart Lane officials by signing transfer forms with, not as expected, Manchester United, but with the Bulgarian Royal Ballet.
Berbatov travelled to Bulgaria this afternoon to co...
The world is definitely a less safe place since the Russian army invaded Georgia, a team of NATO eggheads revealed. A report to the United Nations Security Council is said to claim that "people living in the former Soviet Union aren't as safe as they...
After a lot of digging, this reporter has managed to uncover some of Barack Obama's secret past.
In this exclusive revelation I have managed to establish that the 47 year old Presidential hopeful used to play the character of "Bert" in Sesame Stre...
President Bush is so worried about the upcoming elections that he has recruited Persian Mystic; Muhammad Hafez Akbar Dorogh to mastermind a November 4th victory for Johnny Mac.
Bush was quoted as saying. ¨we don't want any of them Democratics in t...
David Duchovny the 48 year old star of X-files walked into the Sex Rehab clinic in California and immediately set about 'getting it on with the hotties'.
Davids agent told us "It all started as a bet that David couldn't sleep with every single wom...
Presidential hopeful, John McCain, was seriously injured at his Billings, Montana home last night when a closetful of Viagra fell on top of him.
Rescue was delayed for more than six hours because his medical alert alarm did not indicate which of...
Vlad the Impaler Putin told the spoof.dot that Russian intelligence believes that the American response to ultimately a Russian regional matter was complicated by one of George W Bush's many moments of confusion.
There is a sad and long histor...
Bush Labor Department inspectors who have neglected workers' rights fro almost a decade were scrupulously inspecting the Democratic Campaign proceedings. While every aspect of the convention passed labor laws one serious violation was found.
B...
The NY Yankees had baseball's greatest heart and mind in manager Joe Torre. He brought them to more than a dozen post season appearances throughout his tenure as Yankee manager. Torre meant post season and often signified pennant and World Series and...
Repub Candie Johnny McC shocked thw world by conceding defeat after watching the Democratic Convention in Denver. McCain attended every moment of the convention disguised first as a cowboy, then as a construction worker and finally as an Indian chief...
Houston - Southwest Airlines is going for blood, perhaps in more ways than one. The innovative airline announced today that beginning in 2009 the airline will no longer have regular pilots or crew. Instead they will call for volunteers from the ranks...
Popstar Michael Jackson has amazed people in Scotland on his 50th birthday, by following up his new album of Rabbie Burns' cover versions, with his amazing declaration that he, himself, is a Scot.
Jackson claims that his ancestors were part of the...