Funny story:  Selena Gomez Getting Married

Selena Gomez Getting Married

On Thursday, August 21st, 2008 CH10 was sneaking around the 23rd Annual Imagen Awards when we spotted Selena Gomez in her lovely blue evening dress. We were about to leave her be until we caught her smiling and giggling to herself, obviously about so...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair Claims Team GB is a Complete Failure

Tony Blair Claims Team GB is a Complete Failure

Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has angered current PM Gordon Brown and other leading ministers tonight, by saying in a speech that, far from being an overwhelming success, Team GB has been a failure and an unmitigated disaster! Mr Blair was speaking...
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Funny story:  Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech

Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech

More than one person noted that Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Barack Obama used plagiarism in delivering a speech to the Democratic National Convention. What did he copy? The famous Gettysburg Address delivered by President Abraham...
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Funny story:  Holy Hunks! Monks on view

Holy Hunks! Monks on view

A Roman Catholic Nun has come up with an idea of showing Monks and Friars off in a kind of beauty contest. Sister Mary Theresa of the Poor Claires Convent in Skelmersdale has asked permission from her Mother Superior, Sister Agnes Ravioli to publish...
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Funny story:  Hull City To Be Top On Saturday Night?

Hull City To Be Top On Saturday Night?

Premiership newboys Hull City are preparing themselves and their fans for the greatest triumph in the team's 104-year history on Saturday, when it's entirely possible the Tigers will be sitting atop the Premier League! City have started off well,...
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Funny story:  Team GB Golden Olympic Jumbo Nose Cone Missing!

Team GB Golden Olympic Jumbo Nose Cone Missing!

The golden nose cone that was put onto the front of the British Airways jumbo that brought Team GB back from their record breaking gold medals haul at the Beijing Olympics has gone missing. The cone (said to be actually cast out of pure bullion bars)...
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Funny story:  Greetings from the Year 3000

Greetings from the Year 3000

Over recent years, global warming has taken a dramatic effect. But in the future, we have adapted to living underwater. After the war in 2967, we had no land left. So Europe, North America and Africa were forced underwater by South America, Australia and Asia. We had a scientist who built a time machine to go to the year 3000 to have a word with 50-year-old Kelly Bryant. She told us, "I li...
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Funny story:  John McCain Selling Six Houses...Or Seven...Maybe Eight

John McCain Selling Six Houses...Or Seven...Maybe Eight

Deluged with criticism for failing to know the number of houses owned, John McCain decided, (for the good of his White House campaign) to relinquish ownership of six or seven, maybe eight of his houses. Like pronto. The correct number remains vagu...
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Funny story:  David Beckham Tells A Really Good Joke

David Beckham Tells A Really Good Joke

David Beckham, the England footballer, had members of the Press in stitches yesterday at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games, where he was appearing solely for the purpose of kicking a football once from the top of a London double-decke...
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Funny story:  Jamie Oliver, victim of his own success?

Jamie Oliver, victim of his own success?

During an interview with 'Takes the Biscuit' magazine, Celebrity Chef, Jamie Oliver suggested that the British cared more about getting drunk than they did about eating well. He said; "Keith Floyd got it right when he cared more for his food, but...
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Funny story:  American Idol Increases To Four Judges

American Idol Increases To Four Judges

American Idol judging, long the sole property of Randy, Simon, and Paula, will include a fourth voice at the beginning of the new season. In a show that was originally designed for four judges, say creators and producers, they have gotten by with on...
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Funny story:  Menopausal Madonna Begins 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Menopausal Madonna Begins 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

London-- The Material Girl began her nightmarish tour in London last night to a packed house at Albert Hall. The flabby, fifty-something talentless starlet had something either stinky or sweaty for everyone to gag on. Most of the audience was either...
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Funny story:  Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Collins, the makers of the famous Oxford English Dictionary, have announced that the word 'hero' is set to be given a wider definition in the next edition. The change has been in response to BBC Coverage of the Olympic Games. 'Yeah sure there are...
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Funny story:  Denmark wins happy crown

Denmark wins happy crown

The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...
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Funny story:  Boris' "British Spirit" to the fore as 2012 looms

Boris' "British Spirit" to the fore as 2012 looms

As Great Britain rejoices at securing its largest gold medal haul in a century, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - surrealist, Matt Lucas impersonator and part-time Mayor of London - has asked that the public call on "a bit of twaditional Bwitish s...
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Funny story:  Miley Milosevic?

Miley Milosevic?

In news that shocked literate America, fatuous teeny bopper Miley Cyrus was today indicted by the International Criminal Court in the wake of revelations about her true identity. According to undisclosed intelligence sources, the whiney, preachy, Ten...
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Funny story:  Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

The next time you visit the nation's capitol, would you like to see the FedEx Washington Monument? What about the ABC News White House? How about taking a summer vacation to the Goodyear Grand Canyon? What about McDonald's Yosimite National Park?...
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Funny story:  George Michael's Latest Final

George Michael's Latest Final

Gay pop phenomenon George Michael has just performed the first of two "final" concerts at Earls Court in London with a third "final" gig labelled as "The Final One" in Copenhagen. However, a consortium of fans of his 80's pop duo WHAM have gathered t...
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Funny story:  Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...
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Funny story:  Scientists Receive TV Signals From Aliens!

Scientists Receive TV Signals From Aliens!

Space City -- Scientists were stunned and awed today by the first alien TV signals ever recorded. The alien video feed was received at the National Space Center and the president was notified immediately. Scientists say the signal comes from a sta...
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Funny story:  Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

A Sudanese man, Stanley Tombe, has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. Mr. Alifi Malakal, a halal rat vendor from Sudan's Upper Nile State, told The Spoof's Births, Marriages and Deaths desk t...
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Funny story:  Democratic National Convention Opens

Democratic National Convention Opens

The Democratic National Convention opened in Denver, Colorado to excited shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" from the press rooms. Outside of the media areas, tones were still excited but also a bit controversial. The number one topic of discussion i...
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Funny story:  Big Brother star Goody has the Big C'

Big Brother star Goody has the Big C'

Reality TV star Jade Cruddy has been diagnosed with cervical cancer, it was confirmed today. The 27-year-old celebrity slapper was informed whilst appearing on the Indian version of Big Brother, known as Bigg Fat Bitch. A spokesman said that Go...
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Funny story:  China Plans To Euthanize Paralympic Athletes

China Plans To Euthanize Paralympic Athletes

It was revealed today that China plans to euthanize all of the athletes at the conclusion of the Paralympics. These games, which traditionally follow shortly after the standard Olympics, are for handicapped athletes and include standard events in wh...
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Funny story:  Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dr. Mogamat Groper, a former Turkish baths attendant now practicing as a dentist, stands accused of kissing, fondling and fornicating with his trainee dental nurse in the surgery while she carried out her duties. The General Dental Council's profe...
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Funny story:  Fart to Gold in London 2012

Fart to Gold in London 2012

Olympic Chiefs have decided to include Farting into the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Olympic Panel Committee agreed unanimously that if they were going to have silly events like Gymnastic Ribbon Twirling & Synchronized Swimming in the Olympi...
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Funny story:  U.S. Warplanes Blow Away Abu al-Zarqawi

U.S. Warplanes Blow Away Abu al-Zarqawi

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, was killed yet again by U.S. warplanes on Saturday when two F-16s bombed both his not-so safe houses at Hibhib, just north of Baghdad. Zarqawi, the eldest son of a Jordanian skateboard mechanic st...
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Funny story:  Public drinking ban extended in London

Public drinking ban extended in London

Hot on the heels of the drinking ban imposed on tubes and buses in London by the Mayor of London, the City of London council have taken it one step further by enforcing a drinking ban in all the city's pubs. From next month, it will be illegal to...
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Funny story:  Gold-digging Hooker faces Jail for Murder

Gold-digging Hooker faces Jail for Murder

A gold-digging former prostitute will be sentenced later for murdering her elderly husband after discovering he was not as rich as she thought. Titiana Dzerzhinsky-Edwards, 27, is facing life imprisonment after stabbing spouse Glyn in the stomach...
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Funny story:  New Cheerleader Masturbation Kit Launched!

New Cheerleader Masturbation Kit Launched!

Perverts across the USA were all smiles this morning with the launch of the world's first Cheerleader Masturbation kit. A spokesman for the manufacturer of the kit spoke to a packed group of raincoat-clad 50 year-old bald men at the company's late...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...
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Funny story:  How to handle the credit crunch

How to handle the credit crunch

A credit expert today gave his expert opinion on how to avoid running up large credit debt. Shoplift, he said, instead of using the plastic, use the old five finger discount. This strategy has been in practice for many years and is tried and tr...
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Funny story:  Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...
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Funny story:  Grecian Travel Guide, Demetrios Likiscocksuckis

Grecian Travel Guide, Demetrios Likiscocksuckis

For those brave world explorers who venture into the Mediterranean during the British vacation period, this one is for you! Ten tips on visiting Greece when the inebriated hooligans of the UK are here: 1) Wear galoshes when the puke is running above the curb stones 2) Go out sightseeing in the morning when the British "tourists" are taking their siesta 3) Avoid all establishments that ser...
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Funny story:  Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

Red Ken Grabs Olympic Flag from Boris Notgoodenough!

In a startling event at the Bird's nest in beijing during the closing ceremonies, former London Mayor Ken Livingstone ran onto the podium and spirited the Olympic flag away from the meaty paws of recently elected Boris Johnson! Livingstone did in...
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Funny story:  Biden to Deliver Gettysburg Address at Convention

Biden to Deliver Gettysburg Address at Convention

True to his infamous reputation as a plagiarizer, Democratic Vice Presidential hopeful planned on presenting someone else's speech at the convention in denver this week. Just as he had ripped off five pages from another journal article as a law stude...
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Funny story:  McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...
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Funny story:  Goodie Goodling and her Coven of Anti-Immigrant Judges Ethnically Cleanse America!

Goodie Goodling and her Coven of Anti-Immigrant Judges Ethnically Cleanse America!

The burning of witches has been the rule in places like Salem, Massachusetts but that rule has changed. Once the Justice department hiring practices were put in the hands of witch Goodie Goodling, consort of dark Lord Rove and his evil henchmen, the...
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Funny story:  Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

This summer European resort cities have found that they have imported an excess of sloshed Scots, bashed Brits and alcohol ill Irish. The Export Commission of the UK defended the situation by insisting that there were invoices for every case ship...
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Funny story:  Obama Wins Mr America Contest!

Obama Wins Mr America Contest!

Early on in the campaign Joe Biden, now the demo vice candie, called Obama:"the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy". Eloquent, intelligent and attractice Blacks with good hygiene have taken...
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Funny story:  The Door - And Why It Was Such Named

The Door - And Why It Was Such Named

The door was invented in 649 AD by a Celtic haberdasher named, Isadore Thwack. Prior to his innovation, the portals of every edifice in the civilized world were open to the rain, the wind, and the occasional blood-thirsty marauder. According to the archives at the St. Benedict monastery in Norwich, Isadore, tired of having his wife and daughters ravished by every passing Viking, sought some devi...
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Funny story:  Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK at the 2012 London Olympics

Reports are surfacing that the United Kingdom will recruit singers Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the country at the 2012 London Olympics. Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olymp...
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Funny story:  Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

A super-secret nuclear weapons project, thought to be inactive since the mid-2000s, has been re-activated and revealed to the world media. Project: Metal Gear was the US Government's codename for a series of bi-pedal tanks that it was developing i...
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Funny story:  Queen To Bestow Honours Upon Olympic Heroes

Queen To Bestow Honours Upon Olympic Heroes

In a Royal Proclamation, Her Majesty the Queen has announced that she is to recognise the superhuman efforts of Britain's athletes who have taken gold in Beijing. The news was made public as Team GB flew back into the UK today. Recipients of the Q...
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