Funny story:  "Resign Max Mosley!" So Says Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil

"Resign Max Mosley!" So Says Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil

Always one to sink his teeth into unsavoury matters, German celebrity, Schnappi 'das kleine Krokodil' or if you prefer, Schnappi, the little crocodile, has added his voice to the chorus of those calling for the resignation of Max Mosley, head...
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Funny story:  Putin and Bush to Join in Civil Union

Putin and Bush to Join in Civil Union

President George Bush announced today that he and Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, when they leave their office for retirement, will join hands in Civil Union.
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Funny story:  Dyslexic Fortuneteller Arrested: Allegedly Sees The Past

Dyslexic Fortuneteller Arrested: Allegedly Sees The Past

Wanda Hildgarten, a dyslexic east side fortune teller was arrested last week by New York City police after customers complained of being told stories of their past, instead of predicting their future.
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Funny story:  New Olympic Sport Emerges

New Olympic Sport Emerges

In many towns and cities worldwide it is traditional to have a free for all fight of some kind. Perhaps it's to release pent up anger.
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Funny story:  McCain Denies being a Wart Monger

McCain Denies being a Wart Monger

Washington, DC - At a photo-op today, Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain denounced being called a "wart monger" by talk show host Ed Schultz.
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Funny story:  Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.
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Funny story:  YHOO taunts MSFT

YHOO taunts MSFT

Microsoft changed the nature of discussions for a buy-out of Yahoo in an April 5, 2008, letter that threatened to attempt a hostile takeover at a lower price by the Redmond, Washington, corporate giant.
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Funny story:  When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

After hearing about the hardship Victorian children went through as chimney sweeps, Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would climb up his chimney to get an incite into what real suffering was.
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Funny story:  Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.
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Funny story:  Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete: I can't stop cheating on my husband!

Dear Kent Pete. Please help me. I'm 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one yea...
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Funny story:  Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Victoria from Lewisham writes,...
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Funny story:  Can Bush Keep Surge Up?

Can Bush Keep Surge Up?

Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, President Bush reiterated his determination to continue the surge despite escalating violence in Iraq.
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Funny story:  Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic
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Funny story:  Badger-Skin Bra Business Goes Bust

Badger-Skin Bra Business Goes Bust

A company specializing in 'natural brassiere manufacturing' has gone out of business after protests by a vigilante animal rights group.
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Funny story:  Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Los Angeles, California - An ad for Absolut Vodka meant to run only in Mexico, showing much of the American southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico, has managed to get into U.S. newspapers, offending Americans concerned about the illegal immigrat...
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Funny story:  Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize after helping scientists prove that an IQ of 13 is possible in humans

Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize after helping scientists prove that an IQ of 13 is possible in humans

TheSpoof.com - Multimillionairess Paris Hilton is rumoured to be a nominee for a Nobel Prize in Medicine after she assisted researchers in proving that it is infact possible for a modern day human to have an IQ lower than 13.
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Funny story:  Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss sends Mosley message of support

Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss sends Mosley message of support

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): "You Brits, this is so tacky! If it had been me in charge of the orgy I'd never have allowed valued client like Obergruppenführer Mosley to become so horribly compromised,&quo...
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Funny story:  Loser of "Miss Popularity" Contest says Whole Thing is a Big Popularity Contest

Loser of "Miss Popularity" Contest says Whole Thing is a Big Popularity Contest

Cindy May Harmell of Ann Arbor, MI recently came in seventh in a field of ten for her state's "Miss Popularity" contest, prompting her to dismiss the pageant as "one massive popularity contest" in a recent interview on a local...
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Funny story:  Top Brit Brothelkeeper Cynthia Payne Lashes Out At Max Mosely Tabloid Hypocrisy

Top Brit Brothelkeeper Cynthia Payne Lashes Out At Max Mosely Tabloid Hypocrisy

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Legendary Streatham madam Cynthia Payne has lashed out at UK tabloid hypocrisy about the Max Mosley Nazi orgy caper.
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Funny story:  Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...
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Funny story:  McCanns lobby Peter Mandelson as Algarve cops quiz Tapas Seven

McCanns lobby Peter Mandelson as Algarve cops quiz Tapas Seven

Rothley, Liecs - (Ass Mess): Kate and Gerry McCann are flying to Brussels on Wednesday to lobby the UK EU Commissioner Peter Mandelson after somehow leaving him out of their celeb A-List last summer.
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Funny story:  Mariah Jams Herself in a Taxi!

Mariah Jams Herself in a Taxi!

Delicious pop diva Mariah Carey came unstuck last week as she arrived two hours late for her London album launch. The pop princess allegedly dismissed her late arrival as 'one of those things,' but it has emerged that Miss Carey was stuck in...
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe jumps off building on a broom after being unable to perform magic on his privates

Daniel Radcliffe jumps off building on a broom after being unable to perform magic on his privates

It looks like the Harry potter movies have finally taken their toll on the award winning actor. Before filming the series, Daniel Radcliffe was an ordinary young man, and a hopeless actor. After filming the fifth movie, he has gone absolutely menta...
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Funny story:  'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

'Lack of sponsorship affects our performance' admits Gerrard

As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer's inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who pl...
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Funny story:  World brought to a stand still as turd-paper mills go on strike

World brought to a stand still as turd-paper mills go on strike

ThSpoof.com - With the 'convenience paper' factories closed, and turd workers on strike, the world has been left caught with their pants down, and their bottoms dirty.
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Funny story:  New TV Sensation : 'The Secret Chav'

New TV Sensation : 'The Secret Chav'

It's a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for 'The Secret Millionaire' with 'The Secret Chav', a disconcertingly similar show tha...
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Funny story:  Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'
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Funny story:  Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City To Be Thrown Out Of English League

Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...
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Funny story:  Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

Hell freezes over - Jesus Budda very unhappy

TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.
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Funny story:  FCC removes piss and tits from list of banned words

FCC removes piss and tits from list of banned words

The US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that the words "piss" and "tits" will no longer be banned from the airwaves and radio and television stations may use them freely and without hindrance.
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Funny story:  Outdaring

Outdaring

Life? I did not ask for it. It was done without my prior consent. Now, am I responsible to clean up someone else's mess? Certainly not. But I am going to play him in his own coin.
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Funny story:  Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

Lansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants

A Lansing Michigan pet store owner reported to police that a woman absconded with a 20 inch baby boa constrictor, priced at $180, by slipping the reptile into her hot pants.
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Funny story:  Duck Gets Order of Protection

Duck Gets Order of Protection

A Peking duck in Central Islip, Long Island, NY has been granted an order of protection from a Suffolk County judge.
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Funny story:  US Sues For Indecent TV Fines

US Sues For Indecent TV Fines

The US Justice Department in an unusual move has begun suing TV networks for obscene and indecent programming.
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Funny story:  Johns Hopkins Adopts Bush Science

Johns Hopkins Adopts Bush Science

One of the most respected institutions of higher learning has adopted Bush science.
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Funny story:  Johnny McBush Honors King Once He Realizes It Isn't Rodney!

Johnny McBush Honors King Once He Realizes It Isn't Rodney!

Republican Presidential hopeful, Johnny McBush reversed his lifelong opposition to honoring Dr King when Turncoat Lieberman whispered in his ear that the King being revered was Martin, not Rodney King.
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Funny story:  Bush Plans Will Control US Long After His Final Term Expires

Bush Plans Will Control US Long After His Final Term Expires

Everyone knew that the royal mess Bush has made of the United States over his years in office would not go away any time soon. Whoever is elected this fall to replace worst president ever GWB will be fixing this fiasco for years to come. Unless Johnn...
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Funny story:  Dewey, Cheatham and Howe File Suit Between Best Friends

Dewey, Cheatham and Howe File Suit Between Best Friends

Infamous law firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe have filed a controversial lawsuit between near life long friends. JRNombligo, World Muff diving Champion and his old buddy, X. Sal Pointer, King of the Electric cock ring had a tragic falling out this weekend over a dark driveway, a misplaced volcanic boulder and six really good bottles of Barolo.
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Funny story:  Child's Tesla-inspired invention draws investors, critics

Child's Tesla-inspired invention draws investors, critics

(Seattle, WA) An eighth grade school science fair project involving the assembly of a homemade quartz crystal radio evolved into much more when student Bart Starr Sampson stumbled upon the research of inventor Nikola Tesla after wondering how the Tes...
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Funny story:  They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

They shoot horses, don't they? And dogs and cats and even domestic beavers. They shoot them with them up with an euthanasia drug that puts them peacefully asleep.
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