Forget the extensive training now going on Worldwide as athletes prepare for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, scheduled for August. The Chinese have added new games to the Olympics competition and these are virtually all unknown sports outside of the...
Washington AC/DC - (Mercenary Mess): A Parole Board hearing has listened to a plea bargain by former CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames about Pentagon complicity in the sanction of torture of key JFK assassination witnesses.
TheSpoof.com- Spoofists all around the world have dropped their king sized packs of cheetos and stopped all the clocks in their homes to mourn the tragic death of TheSpoof.com's logo and mascot - Globey.
I meet Daniel, star of the immensely popular Harry Potter series in a bar of his choice. To be bluntly honest it looks a bit rough and I am uncomfortable, though I can see why the young actor would enjoy visiting here. What with all the girls in low tops and skirts that some would mistake as belts.
Managing to shoot herself in the foot over the sniper fire story in war torn Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has killed her candidacy. It's a done deal! In an attempt to present herself as an experienced presidential candidate, she gild the lily for the...
Scientists have announced the discovery of Toxoplasma Gopii, a parasitic protozoa that attacks the human brain and causes the disease Gopoplasma.
Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting
Chinese President Hu Jintao issued a statement stating that the People's Republic of China will not send a team to Beijing to participate in the Olympics. Jintao cited China's poor record on human rights and the environment as primary reason...
AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush and presidential candidate John McCain have conceded defeat in the US war for Iraqi oil, the pair indicated at a White House press conference on Thursday.
In a press release issued this afternoon from the underground bunker in his new $10 million home, retired Pastor Jeremiah Wright of Trinity United Church of Christ offered the following apology:...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.
Following MDC Party President Morgan Tsvangirai's lead, Robert Mugabe called a press conference to announce his win in the Zimbabwean elections.
Dr Robert Mugabe, the President of Zimbabwe for the last 64 years, has been announced as the winner of the country's Election after a recount of votes was carried out this morning.
Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Camel's Ass Mess): Plans by Riyadh's top second hand car salesman Prince Alwaleed to erect Sordid Arabia's first mile high skyscraper have been branded a lurid brothel fantasy.
International Baby Nappies Giant Cuddles has reportedly offered Johnny Depp 30m dollars and nappies for life for any future child or grandchild he's going to have if he stars in a succession of television ads.
NASA HQ - (Ass Mess): Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have warned that predatory molesters are ready to cash in on images of a newly discovered 'baby planet'.
The sixth film installment of the hugely successful "Harry Potter" franchise is off to a rather dreary start. Plagued with collapsing sets and diseases running rampant through the young actors (mostly STIs) many are beginning to wonder if t...
American pop musician Prince led a storytelling circle yesterday at a small village school in Aberford, Leeds. He read Beatrix Potter's The Tale Of Peter Rabbit to 10 enthralled youngsters at Borrowdale Primary School.
Amusement park researchers have discovered that avid fans of roller coasters are cheap thrill seekers.
Since Broadway can't seem to come up with any new, original hits, its latest recycled plot is Lassie: The Musical.
The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.
In a stunning interview that left the reporters stunned, and perhaps a little shocked and awed, today the head of the largest banking cartel in this solar system explained the recent collapse of our worldwide financial system.
Wild octopuses are far from being the melancholic and forlorn losers of their captive brethren. At Berkeley, a team of sexually deprived marine biologists were assembled and sent to the coast of Indonesia to party with the octopuses, and study their...
Scientists have discovered the oldest human remains in western Europe.
Was IRAq Puppet Prime Monster Newry Al Malarkey chosen by the Bush Administration on the strength of his name alone?...
While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
Fear City, AZ - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain announced a bold new plan for making America safer.