Funny story:  Inside Warren Jeff's baby factory

Inside Warren Jeff's baby factory

Eldorado - (Lurid Mess): Federal agents have found over $3 million in child bride cash receipts, virginity and fertility testing kits, impregnation rotas, pregnancy testing equipment and midwifery records at fundamentalist nutter Warren Jeffs'
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Funny story:  Hillary and Elton John are both LIARS

Hillary and Elton John are both LIARS

Elton John calls America sexist.. sorry Elton you are sexist. America hates that liar Hillary Clinton for who she is, not her sex.
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Funny story:  Sony Announces Blu-Ray Player Combo - Plays Betamax Tapes

Sony Announces Blu-Ray Player Combo - Plays Betamax Tapes

Electronics giant Sony announced today that it will soon be selling a combination Blu-Ray and Betamax player. Now that Blu-Ray has won the high definition DVD format war, Sony is hoping to restore some credibility to Betamax while giving something ba...
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Funny story:  'One law for the proles and another for mothers like Kate McCann' sobs Karen Matthews

'One law for the proles and another for mothers like Kate McCann' sobs Karen Matthews

Dewsbury, West Yorks - (Appalling Mess): "Is it because I'm fat, dumb and can't simper in front of the Pope like a rich, educated blonde?"...
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Funny story:  Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight!  Oprah calls Barack "my husband";  Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Ever since she openly endorsed Obama, Oprah has seen her popularity fizzle. First it was her angry fans - middle-aged white women - who happen to be Hillary Clinton's biggest supporters - who lashed out at her.
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Funny story:  Get Over It America!

Get Over It America!

Can I just say, Daniel Radcliffe is English and therefore belongs to us! All you American girls that fancy him, get to the back of the line because us English girls have been at the front ever since his cupboard-under-the-stairs days.
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Funny story:  Max Mosley resigned from FIA in order to pursue career in Porn

Max Mosley resigned from FIA in order to pursue career in Porn

Motor sport boss Max Mosley resigned from FIA in order to pursue career in Porn Industry it has been reported.
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Funny story:  California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California, USA: campaign operatives for Sen. Obama & Sen. Clinton set to work ensuring that only true supporters may become official delegates from the State convention and go on to the Democratic national meeting in Denver, Colorado. Both candidat...
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Funny story:  Proof that Shannon Matthews is adopted

Proof that Shannon Matthews is adopted

Police say they have proof that shows Shannon Matthews is not the biological daughter of Karen Matthews.
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Funny story:  Mental Illness Epidemic at Call Centers

Mental Illness Epidemic at Call Centers

(Atlanta GA) The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta declared today mental illness is epidemic at call centers in this country and abroad. Schizophrenia, depression, mania, and paranoia infects 100% of call takers.
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Funny story:  'Virgin' Mary was drunk

'Virgin' Mary was drunk

The Virgin Mary (second name unknown), has said that she cannot remember much about the night of her 'immaculate conception', because she was pissed out of her mind on cheap vodka.
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Funny story:  Billionaire couple busted for crack dealing at US embassy party

Billionaire couple busted for crack dealing at US embassy party

London - (Narcotic Mess): The ambassador's parties may be noted for their glamor and sophistication. But this week's message is 'Ferrero Rocher eat your heart out.'...
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Funny story:  Elton John Divorces his glasses

Elton John Divorces his glasses

Elton John has divorced his glasses today, every single one of them. According to Elton, all they have brought him is pain, especially the pink starry ones.
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Funny story:  African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "six Masai Warriors from a remote village in Tanzania are going to run the London Marathon using only a shield and a spear to conceal their meat and two veg."...
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Funny story:  Official Global Warming Denial Talking Points

Official Global Warming Denial Talking Points

The Republican Party Academy of Science has released its official Global Warming Denial Talking Points.
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Funny story:  Olympic torch equipped with "Klingon Cloaking Device" -- Now impervious to Int'l human rights protesters and even the media

Olympic torch equipped with "Klingon Cloaking Device" -- Now impervious to Int'l human rights protesters and even the media

San Francisco, California - The 2008 Beijing Olympic committee yesterday ordered the Olympic torch vanguard to field test it newly installed "Klingon Cloaking Device" in San Francisco yesterday for the very first time, causing it to disappe...
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Funny story:  Portable Lie Detectors Reveal Taliban Intentions

Portable Lie Detectors Reveal Taliban Intentions

The United States Government has announced that its military will be handing out hand-held lie detectors to "accurately access" situations when dealing with members of the Taliban and Al Qieda.
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Funny story:  American Airlines downsizing fleet, upsizing fear

American Airlines downsizing fleet, upsizing fear

As American Airlines canceled more than 1,000 flights this week to inspect wiring on its jets, the company made good on its pledge to disrupt passengers' schedules as little as possible by contracting with owners of single-engine planes and crop-...
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Funny story:  Lollipop stick ship sails for England

Lollipop stick ship sails for England

A Viking ship made from lollipop sticks set sail for England from the Netherlands on Tuesday.
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Funny story:  Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Haiti leader demands end to bread riots: "Let them eat cake"

Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.
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Funny story:  Max Mosley Opus Dei cronies suspected in London paper's fascist party ad campaign

Max Mosley Opus Dei cronies suspected in London paper's fascist party ad campaign

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Cronies of Nazi S&M orgy fanatic Max Mosley are suspected to be behind a North London newspaper's acceptance of the British National Party's advertising material.
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Funny story:  Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Karen Matthews Recruited By ITV For New Series Of 'Bad Girls'

Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.
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Funny story:  "The Bitch is Back" as Elton John endorses Hillary

"The Bitch is Back" as Elton John endorses Hillary

New York - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone with Barack Obama's hiring of Monty Python actor John Cleese as his Democratic nomination strategy scriptwriter Hillary Clinton has named Elton John as her official campaign minstrel.
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Funny story:  'Stuff the Saudis' High Court judges say

'Stuff the Saudis' High Court judges say

London - (Sordid Mess): 'A blatant case of bribery' was Lord Justice Moses' verdict today about Tony Blair suborning the Serious Fraud Office probe of the state-run arms dealer BAe's dodgy dealings with Sordid Arabia's Prince Band...
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Funny story:  US Contracts with Zimbabwe to Print Inflationary Dollars

US Contracts with Zimbabwe to Print Inflationary Dollars

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke today announced that they have contracted with the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe to print inflationary American dollars.
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Funny story:  Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

LAS VEGAS, NV - Meet Steven Scales. At a full seven months pregnant, it is he, and not Thomas Beatie, who can legitimately claim the title of world's first pregnant man. What makes Steven's story even more remarkable, though, is the fact th...
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Takes Little Harry on a Worldwide Tour

Daniel Radcliffe Takes Little Harry on a Worldwide Tour

London: It has just been announced that the second leg of the third leg tour will commence in New York this fall. Daniel Radcliffe will star in the US revival of Peter Shaffer's Equus.
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Funny story:  Tetris Builders

Tetris Builders

Builders throughout the world will now receive their training by playing Tetris, rather than on building sites.
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Funny story:  Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.
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Funny story:  Max Mosley DVD Goes On Sale

Max Mosley DVD Goes On Sale

Formula 1 boss Max Mosley releases his new DVD today amid a storm of controversy, with protestors claiming that several women starring in the movie weren't real prostitutes, but actresses.
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Funny story:  Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...
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Funny story:  Olympic torch enters witness protection program; San Francisco protesters not deterred

Olympic torch enters witness protection program; San Francisco protesters not deterred

San Francisco, California - The politically enlightened citizens of San Francisco, as so known as "The City of Brotherly Love," showed some tough love today as they repeatedly attempted an intervention on behalf peoples of Tibet struggling...
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Funny story:  NY Cardinal Egan Hires Goonies to Break Up Teacher Strikes

NY Cardinal Egan Hires Goonies to Break Up Teacher Strikes

Back in the 70's and 80's NY Cardinal Egan was a lowly assistant bishop in charge of education in the NY archdiocese. He became famous among lay teachers for his tough negotiation of contracts. Egan actually told the NY Daily News that the ba...
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Funny story:  Bush Bestows Keys to the Corporation Corpse America Kingdom on Petraeus

Bush Bestows Keys to the Corporation Corpse America Kingdom on Petraeus

Bible-banger Bush, USA CEO for almost eight long, long years has decided to transfer power to an heir apparent.
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Funny story:  Moe Dowdy Takes Claws Out of Hillary Long Enough to Sink Her Fangs into US General!

Moe Dowdy Takes Claws Out of Hillary Long Enough to Sink Her Fangs into US General!

NY Times Op-ed witch, Moe Dowdy should be evaluated on the politics page but her dirty dishing during this primary season and the cat fight she has conducted against Senator Clinton has banished all comment about her to the gossip page.
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Funny story:  McCain denies "bad, nasty temper"

McCain denies "bad, nasty temper"

In a recent TV interview, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain vehemently denied reports from various internet websites, newspaper columns and articles, and a new book, The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, that his temper is a serious problem...
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Funny story:  Voodoo Practitioners Hold Model Election!

Voodoo Practitioners Hold Model Election!

Putting democracies and other pseudo-representative governments across the world to shame, Haitian Voodoo practitioners have pulled off a model election.
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Funny story:  Guy Played Soccer Once

Guy Played Soccer Once

(New York) While watching Saturday's Arsenal/Liverpool match on FSC at his friend's apartment, soccer fan Dan Milne wowed everyone gathered with anecdotes about his first season in junior league soccer.
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Funny story:  Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Peter Jackson won many Oscars for his Lord of the Rings trilogy, but has decided not to direct the prequel. Instead, Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will helm this new film set in an earlier time in Middle Earth.
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Funny story:  Obama Joins New Church

Obama Joins New Church

Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the...
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Funny story:  Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be released on May 22nd. Hollywood experts already project that this will be the biggest movie of the year in the United States and in the world. This fourth installment will still...
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Funny story:  Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

Man Arrested for Street Sex with Lamp

A 32 year old Bristol man has been arrested after having sex with a lamp and it's shade in a residential area.
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Funny story:  Beloved Hero Taken by Botulism

Beloved Hero Taken by Botulism

Chester, IL -- Popeye the Sailor, beloved hero and celebrity, died yesterday as the result of botulism poisoning. In an ironic twist of fate, the old sailor ingested the deadly toxin from the vegetable he has championed for almost a...
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Funny story:  Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Birmingham City Owners in Dildo Riddle

Police have been left in a state of dildo confusion after arresting Birmingham City Football Club co-owner David Sullivan and the club's minging director Karen Brady.
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Funny story:  McCain Picks Running Mate

McCain Picks Running Mate

Republican Presidential Candidate and Arizona Senator John McCain chose his Vice Presidential running mate for the upcoming election. In a move that was of little surprise to anyone, he went with Condoleezza Rice.
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Funny story:  Wal-Mart Video Library Embarrasses Company

Wal-Mart Video Library Embarrasses Company

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer of videos, is now fighting company videos that are on the market. The new presentations show over thirty years of taped Wal-Mart executive and share holder meetings at their world headquarters in Bentonville, A...
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Funny story:  Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Mohamed Al Fayed has blamed a Viagra 'episode' for his outlandish remarks and behavior during the recent inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and his son Dodi in Paris almost 39 years ago.
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Funny story:  More Things That I know

More Things That I know

As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Let me tell you more about the things that I know.
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