It is old news that scarhead Daniel Radders has taken to smoking 20 a day but it seems like Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger has moved on to...well, other things.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton had a few words of advice today for her rival, Senator Barack Obama: Stay in the race as long as you want - see if I care.
Popular cheery guy, Larry Phelps is well known to the citizens of Kingston Town, Jamaica as 'happy Larry', but to everyone's astonishment last Friday he suddenly stopped whistling, wearing brightly colore...
Crawford, Texas - (Hairy Ass Mess): Just weeks away from her wedding to Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar Jenna Bush has signed a lucrative modelling contract with racy lingerie boutique chain Victoria's Beaver.
Washington DC - (Hydrocarbons Mess): Executives from the world's top five oil companies are meeting with US lawmakers today.
George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States and former part-owner of a major league baseball team, threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball stadium yesterday in the US capitol. Much, or perhaps most, of the opening day...
(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton left the Pennsylvania primary campaign for the weekend to blow off a little steam in northern Canada. She took Chelsea and went on her annual baby seal hunt. She took the same nail-studded club she used for chasing B...
The Olympic torch relay faces its toughest challenge yet as it approaches London and the dreaded Terminal 5 that has recently opened amid chaotic circumstances at Heathrow Airport.
Somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere, relaxing on a sunbed - That's right, it's my day off today. With the whole world gone April Fools Day mad, there is no need for satirical and spoof stories to balance out this serious world. Today, the entire contingent of spoofers all around the world are having a day off.
A hospital and a supermarket have apologised to the public after 7 foetuses were lost from an ante-natal unit and were later discovered on shelves at a local supermarket described as Poussin
Pizza Time Theatre Inc., the parent company of Chuck E. Cheese restaurants has announced that Chuck E. Cheese Game Tokens (CECGT) will no longer be pegged to the dollar, but will instead be tied to a basket of currencies, including the Swiss franc, t...
A new survey released today has found that gay, bisexual and lesbian people think that everyone from ice cream vendors to Santa Claus treats them less favourably because of their sexuality.
What was meant to be a harmless April Fools joke for Harry went terribly wrong resulting in both the young actor and his adoptive mother critically ill in a London hospital.
London - (Ass Mess): "A lavishly revamped coat of arms featuring ancestral Puppet Monarchy symbols is to be unveiled this week," a Royal Mint source said today.
London - (Ass Mess): Drowning Street officials have confirmed that deputy Labour Party leader Harriet Harman regularly wears a flak jacket to Cabinet meetings.
Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...
Fabio Capello, the England football team manager, has been arrested by police in London, over suspicions that he is an Italian.
Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage
In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...
Roman Catholic dioceses across the world and the US of A have been battling a legion of pedophilia cases perpetrated by so-called celibate priests. Whether child molestation causes celibacy or vice causes versa, the NY Archdiocese has disclosed a new...
Sexcretary of State Condoleezza Rice, after ignoring the Palestinian-Israeli conflict for most of her life has finally gone to the Holy Land and there she has given headway. .
Tony Resko: Godfather, al-Sayyid, I come to you with all due respect and all praise and honor to Allah and San Guiseppe. Oh Great al-Sayyid of the two double-uus, I would never disturb you on this blessed day when you art so occupied in the slaughter of the occupying infidels. May Saint Jude, the Blessed Mother and Mohammed bless and guide your every suicide bomber, I mean, holy martyr.
Daspooftube is TheSpoof.com's answer to the lame ass U-Tele-Tubies webslum. Rainin' McCain, Hott 4 Hills, Pequenya HC and Obama-sistable are just some of the candie-crazed idiocy that seems to be sweeping the nation and the world. As with mos...
A well respected world authority on acute shyness and social anxiety has developing a new technique which he is convinced will alleviate the problems of sufferers. His solution -one so unusual that it has caused a few ripples in the academic pool so...