Funny story:  Curious George: I am not gay

Curious George: I am not gay

The Man in the Yellow Hat was in utter shock while appearing before a Minneapolis-St. Paul judge in connection with his pet monkey's behavior in an airport restroom.
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Funny story:  Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.
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Funny story:  New software detects drawls

New software detects drawls

An increasing number of businesses today rely on computer voice recognition for navigating their phone directories. First generation software products, unfortunately, could not decipher the language of many rural speakers.
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Funny story:  Canadian art expected to frighten US

Canadian art expected to frighten US

(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.
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Funny story:  Zac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold

Zac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold

San Luis Obispo, California - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by Vanessa Hudgens's stunning nude photos that are setting High School Musical appreciation websites aflame, Disney co-star Zac Efron is reported to have accepted a $5 million f...
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Funny story:  Laura Bush's surgeon says George is a pain in the neck

Laura Bush's surgeon says George is a pain in the neck

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's surgeon confirmed what millions of Americans have always suspected, that living with George W Bush 'is a pain in the neck'.
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Funny story:  National Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor

National Weather Service names latest tropical storm after Disney's Vanessa Hudgens' nudity furor

Hatter-Ass, North Carolina - (Ass Mess): Vanessa Hudgens's unashamed nude internet photos have sparked a new storm as NOAA - the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - directed the US Weather service to name the latest hurricane-cum-tr...
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Funny story:  Babel Fish Starts World War III

Babel Fish Starts World War III

A terrible dispute disrupted negotiations at the UN today after delegates began using Babel fish to translate rather than humans.
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Funny story:  Gorgon Brown offers pregnant women £120 for a right laugh

Gorgon Brown offers pregnant women £120 for a right laugh

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has offered all pregnant women £120 "so they can have a right old laugh" about the handsome British benefits system.
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Funny story:  Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Hillary probed over Kate Winslet maternity link

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Wannabe Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton faces some tough questions in the UK alleging she is the mother of Titanic actress Kate Winslet.
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Becomes New Spokesmodel For 'Just For Men'

Osama Bin Laden Becomes New Spokesmodel For 'Just For Men'

(Hollywood) - Terrorist and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden, has inked a deal to be the new spokesmodel for the popular hair coloring company, Just For Men.
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Funny story:  Blair at center of Israeli neo-Nazi gang arrests

Blair at center of Israeli neo-Nazi gang arrests

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Global arms dealer and Queertet Middle East envoy Tony Blair is at the center of a massive Israeli neo-Nazi gang arrest today after Mossad agents discovered offshore bank accounts linking him to eight suspects accused of carry...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera smells like "dead rats"

Christina Aguilera smells like "dead rats"

Staff at Hollywood KFC took matters into their own hands when they banned "Dirty" wailer Christina Aguilera from the LA eaterie.
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Funny story:  Chris Tucker and Paul Walker Together at last!

Chris Tucker and Paul Walker Together at last!

"Rush Hour's" Chris Tucker and "The Fast and the Furious" gimp bag Paul "funny walk" Walker are to team up for action comedy "Heidi: 2...
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Funny story:  Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.
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Funny story:  GOP SOS amid FBI, CIA  9/11 sting reports

GOP SOS amid FBI, CIA 9/11 sting reports

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The GOP's Save Our Skins flag is up in DC amid frantic reports that law enforcement agencies are about to commemorate the sixth anniversary of the World Trade Center atrocity with a historic, long-awaited stin...
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Funny story:  James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
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Funny story:  Republican candidate Giuliani will "turn back time"

Republican candidate Giuliani will "turn back time"

Former New York mayor and Republican bast*ard candidate, Rudolph Giuliani says he wants America to go back to a safer time.
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Funny story:  Ludacris makes gigantic fish head sculpture to aid Arctic sea lions

Ludacris makes gigantic fish head sculpture to aid Arctic sea lions

Rapper Ludacris collected fish heads as a hobby until he stumbled upon a National Geographic TV program about the Arctic sea lion.
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Funny story:  Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

The well-known family board game Cluedo has been released in Portugal by Waddingtons. This version will be marketed under the name Arguido and will have some differences from the version played by th...
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Funny story:  America a Nation of Gangs

America a Nation of Gangs

Washington (IP) - Our reporter was in Washington this week to attend the White House press conference on gang activity. Bush declared September 11th through 18th as National Gang Week.
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Funny story:  NFL To Feature Dog Fights At Games

NFL To Feature Dog Fights At Games

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - The NFL announced today that football fans will be able to enjoy dog fights during halftime when they attend football games.
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Funny story:  Police to get 8 month detention rights under new "alqaeda" law

Police to get 8 month detention rights under new "alqaeda" law

The British Government has finally found a way to detain terrorist suspects for more than 28 days. They will be named as "alqaedas" or "official suspects" in a new law to be announced by the
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Funny story:  Al Guido to change name after Portuguese police keep questioning him

Al Guido to change name after Portuguese police keep questioning him

A poor Italian sod living in Portugal has decided to change his name after the police keep bothering him. Signor Al Guido, who works for an Italian export company, has:...
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Funny story:  US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.
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Funny story:  Irn Brun found to be a different species

Irn Brun found to be a different species

Archaeologists in Scotland have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Sapiens, the Bruniens. it is believed that over ten percent of Scots are of this species and that our beloved leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown is one of them.
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Funny story:  David cameron is to blame for economic crash

David cameron is to blame for economic crash

A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.
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Funny story:  Irn Brun intends to control Ireland

Irn Brun intends to control Ireland

Our new Irn Bru Leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown, has announced today that in order to stop Ireland sneaking away from the British isles special patrols will be used to hold the country in position.
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Funny story:  Blair spotted drifting out to sea

Blair spotted drifting out to sea

The former prime minister Tony Blair was seen drifting out to sea off the coast of Bridlington this afternoon. He was wearing a tattered straw hat and an open necked Hawaiian shirt and sailed off on-board a small platform with a hut on top.
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Funny story:  McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

Kate and Gerry McCann, the British couple whose daughter Madeleine disappeared wile on holiday in Portugal 4 months ago and who have now become official suspects in the investigation, along with a couple of thousand other people, hav...
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Funny story:  "Don't Inhale," Microwave Popcorn Users Are Warned

"Don't Inhale," Microwave Popcorn Users Are Warned

Popcorn lovers are shocked to learn that their snack of choice may not be as healthy as they had thought.
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Funny story:  Bishop Bonkers Testifies Before UFO Expert Panel

Bishop Bonkers Testifies Before UFO Expert Panel

The small seaside community of Bournemouth is still rocking from what dozens of witnesses claim were "mysterious lights" seen over their skies in June of 2007. A team of experts from the British Occult Ley Line Organisation & Xylophonists h...
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Funny story:  Man who was granted immortality "Bored"

Man who was granted immortality "Bored"

Edwin Johnson, a man who cannot die as a result of a magic wish is reportedly "bored" with his condition.
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Funny story:  Downtown merchants like new signs

Downtown merchants like new signs

(Seattle, WA) City stores exiting to alleyways are appreciative of new street placards being posted near garbage bins and back doorways.
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