Fans of the pint-sized Brit singer, Amy Winehouse, have been urged by do-gooders to seek medical help over their addiction to news about the star.
New York - (Ass Mess): An explosive new Anna Nicole Smith book says that the father of her baby Dannielynn - Larry Birkhead - along with her former lawyer cum business partner Howard K Stern and Florida Judge Larry Seidlin were captured in a gay thre...
London - (Ass Mess): At last the douchebag 40-something bastard son of George W Bush and a former UK social worker has finally wormed his way out into the limelight as a self-invented Greek tycoon shoring up the London property market and bidding to...
I'm sure some of you will of picked up on this crazy term, 'Funsize' and were outraged by it. The following is a draft letter to Mars.
Washington - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Hillary Rodham Clinton isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton - she's Lyndon B Johnson's daughter Susan, according to a new book published today by Pierre Salinger's biographer.
South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...
Golf master Tiger Woods has taught "Mary Poppins" dancing fool Dick Van Dyke how to spin a spider web.
Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.
[4Q News report] -Princess Leia from the "Star Wars" movies, accepted an invitation to tortureFalong Gong members while visiting the Chinese Communist Party stronghold of V...
TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.
Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...
Quebec, Ontario (IP) - Survivorman Les Stroud was captured by irate natives of the Bongo Bongo tribe in the Amazon Jungle yesterday and had his head shrunken down to the size of an orange. They did not kill him, they just shrunk down his head.
Bagadad, Iraq (IP) - George Bush is back in Iraq today delivering a huge load of rubber turkeys for the troop's Thanksgiving dinner. They had enough room in Air Force One for each soldier to get his own turkey.
Vatican Shitty - (God's Banker Mess): A Vatican Police Corpse officer was found suicided today at a police barracks bathroom near the Sistine Chapel.
Chippenham, Wiltshire - (Ass Tanning Mess): Just days after former Thatcher cabinet minister Lord Walker admitted crashing through a Worcestershire couple's living room celing as they were sitting down to a cuppa and the six o'clock news on...
Soweto, South Africa - (Ass Mess): South African film studios are planning an updated 21st century remake of the 1956 classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers following an incident in Soweto this week.
Ann Coulter, the right-wing political commentator who is called "attractive" because she's one of the extremely few Republican women who doesn't have a bigger moustache than Saddam did, has found a new generation of admirers. And it...
Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.
After mysteriously disappearing from public sight 2 days ago, Karl Rove has succeeded in eluding angry Democratic Congressional leaders, and flocks of bloggers with cell phone cameras. Now, there have been 3 spottings of Rove in a remote part of Par...
3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...
In a seemingly not uncommon political reversal, Senator Larry Craig (R - Idaho) held a press conference to address news reports he has resigned from the US Senate.
3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...
LORETO, Italy (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI hosted a colossal Catholic mass Sunday attended by half a million Italians, telling them to throw away their video games, burn their automobiles and use their cell phones to "take care of the environment.&...