City of London - (Ass Mess): A sub-prime junk loan company in Little Rock, Arkansas, has bought the near-insolvent UK Northern Rock Bank in a deal described as 'made in heaven' by City of London bankers today.
New York - (Ass Mess): The Tehran and Isfahan Lesbians Collective said today that it's had the best laugh of its entire existence after watching Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tell a New York's Columbia University Medical School dinner...
Independence, Missouri - (Archive Press): Documents stored in the Presidential Library and Museum of Harry S Truman are to be published early next year dealing with what the 33rd President of the United States thought of the Bush family, in particula...
City of London - (Disaster Mess): In the City of London it's know as 'doing a Ratners' - disparaging your business in public in the style of Gerald Ratner, former managing director of the eponymous jewellery store, who told press and shar...
David and Victoria Beckham, conceded today that their quest to be famous in America was now starting to falter.
A White House spokesperson has confirmed that US President George Bush will be taking a break from the Presidency to attend rehab for stupidity.
Shrek star Mike Myers has attacked the performance of twins Tia and Tamara Mowrey of Sister Sister "fame".
Chattanooga Shootshoot, Tennessee (IP) - The City's public relation specialist called our office to announce a milestone set in his beautiful water front city. A drive by shooting there became the One Millionth shooting this year.
Internet phenom and presidential candidate Ron Paul has decided to withdraw his candidacy after continuing to be ignored by people in real life. At a recent campaign stop in upstate New York, Paul was greeted by only 4 supporters; they also happened...
Terrorist and Al Queda leader, Osama Bin Laden, in an exclusive interview today with Jihad TV, admitted to being dyslexic.
Mercer County, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): Another swastika crop circle has been discovered in a remote Mercer County corn field prompting fears 'aliens' are making a political statement about the state of affairs in the Bush Administration'...
Washington - (Disaster Mess): Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has snapped up one of the most desirable residences in Washington State ever to come to the market -a former US intercontinental ballistic missile base once used to launch the fab...
A youth from Doncaster is tonight going to attempt to steal the limelight from a man who was yesterday jailed for 10 weeks for breaking the speed limit in his Porsche 911.
Investigators today revealed that the President George W. Bush is nothing more than a puppet leader. Suspicions grew when strings became visible during a presidential broadcast, and they were confirmed when, during a public speech, a hand was visible...
Britney Spears has announced that, from October, her fan club will no longer operate. This is due, almost entirely, to the fact that she no longer has any fans.
BEIJING - The latest in a string of bad publicity for Chinese manufacturers could well spell the end of novelty gift production in this quaint country of more than a billion people. In the most recent incident, a massive factory neglected its qualit...
Earlier this week, it was announced that Boris Johnson is the comedy pseudonym of funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen. The news that Boris is not a real person has been a devastating blow to millions of people across the country, who loved his sharp, intellectual wit, his "no nonsense" approach about saying wha...
News Knight Sir Trevor McDonald interviewed Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody yesterday, about her addiction to slimming pills.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a surprise development, President George Bush has proposed to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad after the Iranian leader spoke at New York's Columbia University.
Up to £80,000 from donations to the Madeleine Fund have been used for newspaper, television and billboard adverts starting today. However, the picture of a bearded twit, one of the UK's 210000 missing people, has been mistakenly used on the poste...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad received a warm reception from students at Columbia University yesterday when he delivered a speech questioning the Holocaust, denying the existence of Al Qaeda, pretending there...
Maureen McCormick who portrayed Marica Brady on the hit family situation comedy, The Brady Bunch, has revealed in a new tell all book, there was much more than healthy life's lessons going on in the Brady household.
A writer for a satirical website, today published an article that contained absolutely no amusing content on the satirical news website 'The Spoof'.
A group of sickly dweebs at the Heritage Foundation sent a memo this week to members of the Republican National Committee, outlining talking points for rationalizing a nuclear strike against Iran. After losing the last election, and seeing their fun...