Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens to guest-star in Pussycat Dolls' Caesar's Palace nude mud-wrestling charity fun raiser

Vanessa Hudgens to guest-star in Pussycat Dolls' Caesar's Palace nude mud-wrestling charity fun raiser

Las Vegas, Nevada - (Tongue-in-Cheek & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been booked for guest-star billing with the Pussycat Dolls at a special Caesar's Palace charity night centered on an all-female s...
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Funny story:  Strange Illness Plagues Peruvian Village After Meterorite Strike

Strange Illness Plagues Peruvian Village After Meterorite Strike

Villagers in southern Peru were plagued by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a thunderous crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said.
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Funny story:  Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

If you want to know how good a singer you are, look in the mirror. This is the advice of Chief Researcher Colin Bimblepen of the University of Glamorgan, Pontypridd, South Wales.
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Funny story:  UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

Police have blamed reckless Porsche driver Tim Brady for causing the tornadoes that ripped through parts of central and southern England yesterday. In a dramatic police chase, he clocked up 172 miles per hour on a co...
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Funny story:  Tory Bluetongue Virus Threatens PM

Tory Bluetongue Virus Threatens PM

The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, may be the first Labour PM in British history to be infected with the cringe-making deadly Tory bluetongue disease, it was revealed yesterday.
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Funny story:  Brian Blessed Admits He is Crap Actor

Brian Blessed Admits He is Crap Actor

After a merciless onslaught of criticism from everyone in the world, including Amazonian pygmies, Inuit hermits and even babies not even born yet, Brian Blessed has given in and admitted that he is a very crap actor indeed
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Funny story:  Ken Burns' next documentary: The Jena Six -- filmed entirely without any hanging nooses, racist people or 'White shade' trees

Ken Burns' next documentary: The Jena Six -- filmed entirely without any hanging nooses, racist people or 'White shade' trees

Los Angeles, California - Hot off his latest arrogant disregard for Hispanic WWII veterans in excluding them from his documentary "The War" before Hispanic groups spoke out and demanded that he include their contribution to the war, Ken Bur...
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Funny story:  End of Puppet Monarchy by Wednesday's Harvest Moon?

End of Puppet Monarchy by Wednesday's Harvest Moon?

Buckingham Palace - (Armageddin'-On-A-Bit Mess): This year's Harvest Moon looks like the inevitable watershed for the Puppet Monarchy.
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Funny story:  Benitio del Toro to star in Hellboy 2

Benitio del Toro to star in Hellboy 2

Actor Benitio del Toro has been cast as "Mumble Man" in the sequel to comic book movie Hellboy.
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Funny story:  Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

Large, hairy men form human shield around Robin Williams house

It has been reported that a human ring of burly hirsute men have gathered around the luxurious home of comedian Robin Williams.
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Funny story:  Daily Tosser louse green with envy at The Spoof's 'Britney: rehab lice ate my extensions' story

Daily Tosser louse green with envy at The Spoof's 'Britney: rehab lice ate my extensions' story

Fleet Street, London - (Risible Mess): A journo on the Daily Tosser tabloid has been fired after being unmasked as the envious louse who plagiarised a story published in The Spoof! earlier this year entitled Britney: rehab lice...
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Funny story:  Seven Caves Found on Mars

Seven Caves Found on Mars

New images from Mars, taken by NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft and the Mars Global Surveyor have shown what appears to be at least seven entrances to large caves on the slope of Arsia Mons, a Martian volcano.
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Funny story:  Bush Revealed As A Hoax

Bush Revealed As A Hoax

The world was shocked today, as the president George W. Bush was revealed to be nothing more than a character acted by Saturday Night Live comedian Dan Aykroyd. Aykroyd - of Blues Brothers fame - has allegedly been performing the 'Bush' chara...
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Funny story:  Cuba Sends Fidel to Taxidermist

Cuba Sends Fidel to Taxidermist

Habanero Island, Cuba (IP) - Reports trickling into our news center indicate that the CIA has discovered that Fidel Castro died on Christmas Day of 2006. The new Cuban leadership became so nervous at his demise that they sent his body to top German...
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Funny story:  Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

There was exciting real-life courtroom drama at the Old Bailey today as one of Britain's most senior judges became the laughing stock of the gallery in Court 4 when his wig fell off.
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Funny story:  London Bus Queue Rudeness has Local Impact

London Bus Queue Rudeness has Local Impact

London (IP) - Our reporter received a disturbing report from a local school aged chap named Pip whose last name shall remain anonymous to protect his privacy.
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Funny story:  Northern Rock claims latest victim

Northern Rock claims latest victim

A new Chinese fast food service with outlets in Grimsby, Sunderland and Holmfirth is the latest victim of the recent media attention given to bank money-lending and has been forced to change its name to avoid confusion amongst potential investors.
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Funny story:  Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Washington) - Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, 81-year-old Alan Greenspan, has wed Andrea Mitchell, a former NBC news correspondent.
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Funny story:  Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Scientists, the military, and artists combined their forces to create an eclectic group which created a ring around the Earth for scientific and aesthetic purposes.
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Funny story:  Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Waynesville, North Carolina (IP) - A troop of a dozen Boy Scouts and their three leaders were found to be in safe condition this morning by rescue parties. They had strayed off of the main trail and decided to spend the night camping rather than try...
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Funny story:  Chelsea's Grant Admits He Is Worried About Hull

Chelsea's Grant Admits He Is Worried About Hull

Chelsea caretaker manager Avram Grant has admitted in an interview that he is "taking very seriously" the threat posed by Hull City ahead of Wednesday night's Carling Cup third round ti...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).
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Funny story:  "Baboon's Ass Beetle" Blamed for Honey Bee Colonies Collapsing

"Baboon's Ass Beetle" Blamed for Honey Bee Colonies Collapsing

US and A - Scientists and apiarists were confounded to discover last week that the main cause for a recent collapse in honey bee colonies is a new species of insect known as the 'Baboon's Ass Beetle'.
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Funny story:  Cherie: RAF refuse helicopter

Cherie: RAF refuse helicopter

RAF personnel were accused of risking Cherie Blair's life by refusing to provide a helicopter to winch the mother of eight clear of the Somerset beach where she lies stranded.
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Funny story:  Seeking Election, Warren Redlich Fuses Himself with Botfly via Experimental Machine

Seeking Election, Warren Redlich Fuses Himself with Botfly via Experimental Machine

Guilderland, New York (Times Union Staff Writer) - In a desperate attempt to regain a spot on the Guilderland Town Board election ballot, a delusional Warren 'I-am-seeing-red' Redlich has fused himself with a species of botfly via an experime...
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Funny story:  Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.
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Funny story:  Journalists "may have to be slaughtered" as election fever spreads

Journalists "may have to be slaughtered" as election fever spreads

The Government's Chief Medical Officer has ordered that a section of Fleet Street, London, be cordoned off as laboratory tests show an outbreak of election fever.
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Funny story:  Equestrian VII

Equestrian VII

'I am sure Surgeon Alistair and Veterinary Rufus will back me up if I say that our Jennet, men have renamed her Janet, is regularly seen by both of them, and medically douched on weekly bases for VD prevention. Additionally, the jennet's presence is informally legalized by attributing her to Division Commanding General's benevolent wife who once ran into this little cute jennet s...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.
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Funny story:  Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...
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Funny story:  Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

Bush Predicts Clinton Nomination

President Bush is predicting that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.
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Funny story:  Life To End As We Know It!

Life To End As We Know It!

NASAU- Scientists today discovered something even more shocking than "global warming", the Sun is actually slowly freezing at it's center.
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Funny story:  'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl

While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.
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