Funny story:  Ron Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job

Ron Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job

20 Sept. 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- Rep. Ron Paul trapped Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke today into admitting the immorality of his ways. Tuesday, a crackling sound had emitted from Bernanke's magic wand as it rapidly zapped Middle America...
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Funny story:  Sir Minge Goes for Old

Sir Minge Goes for Old

In a fighting speech at the Lib-Dem conference today, Sir Minge Campbell, their sort of leader, announced that far from his age being a hindrance it will be an election winner.
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Funny story:  Cheney Seeks Ghoulish, Sorcerous Powers

Cheney Seeks Ghoulish, Sorcerous Powers

AP - Washington, DC, USA - Vice President Dick Cheney was reported to be deep in the bowels of his Unterfuhrerbunker in recent days chanting over a bubbling cauldron filled with the blood of a hundred defenseless woodland creatures, the brai...
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Funny story:  Hugh Hefner set to book Vanessa Hudgens for Miss Valentine's Day 2008 Playboy shoot

Hugh Hefner set to book Vanessa Hudgens for Miss Valentine's Day 2008 Playboy shoot

New York - (BareCheek Press): Octogenarian Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner has told the magazine's creative directors to book High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens for the publication's Miss Valentine's Day 2008 cent...
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Funny story:  NATO having a right laugh at Russian Arctic claims

NATO having a right laugh at Russian Arctic claims

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Ass Mess): NATO military intelligence dismissed Russian claims to the Arctic seabed as risible hogwash today amid reports that an increasingly rabid Vladimir Sputum was determined to start drilling the area for oil.
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Funny story:  Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Stamford Bridge - (EreWeGoEreWeGoEreWeGo Press): Russian billionaire mobster Roman Abramovich may be the next Chelsea man to get a red card according to FIFA officials who gave the nod late last night for Jose Murinho to get the boot after three year...
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Funny story:  O.J. Simpson watches Ocean's Thirteen on the return flight to Florida; wonders where he went wrong?

O.J. Simpson watches Ocean's Thirteen on the return flight to Florida; wonders where he went wrong?

Las Vegas, Nevada - According to fellow passengers aboard the same flight to Florida with O.J. Simpson after he met bail in Las Vegas where he faces 10 felony charges totaling up to a 100 years in prison, O.J Simpson was nervously fidgeting with his...
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Funny story:  Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Big Penis Guy starts work at meat factory

Dave Pekering, the legendarily endowed man from Oxford, England - who dated the woman with the worlds smallest vagina and then dumped her for a male lover with an enormous asshole - has now quit his job as an electri...
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Funny story:  Rap mogul Angela Lansbury promotes new roster of "talent"

Rap mogul Angela Lansbury promotes new roster of "talent"

"Murder She Wrote" actress and jailed killer Angela Lansbury has been unveiling the roster of new acts she has signed to her "Crack Bitch" label.
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.
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Funny story:  Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Hollywood, California - Attempting to dispel rumors of a real life romance while on a promotional tour of their first light-hearted romantic comedy movie together "Good Luck Chuck', Jessica Alba and Dane Cook did very little to put those rum...
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Funny story:  Communist Party stages Belly Dancing festival of culture

Communist Party stages Belly Dancing festival of culture

The Chinese Communist Party, noted for it's charitable works and general kindness, has staged a multicultural belly dancing festival along the streets of Bel Air.
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Funny story:  Sales of fake voices exceed those of cinema admissions

Sales of fake voices exceed those of cinema admissions

Spiderman 3 and Transformers may have packed them in at the box-office but movie earnings fall way behind those of fake voices.
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Funny story:  Guitar Hero fails to become guitar hero

Guitar Hero fails to become guitar hero

(Ithaca, NY) In an incident that has been echoed around the world, a fan of the popular Red Octane video game "Guitar Hero" has singularly failed to translate his ability to rhythmically stab at a cheap plastic guitar-shape...
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Funny story:  New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

Next year's Academy Awards ceremony will see the handing out of a new award for "Best Retard".
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Funny story:  Run on Toilet rolls as Northern Rock goes down the pan

Run on Toilet rolls as Northern Rock goes down the pan

London (champion news) There has been a run on toilet paper since the Northern Rock story broke wind!...
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Funny story:  Global Warming-Scientific breakthrough

Global Warming-Scientific breakthrough

Scientists today made a startling discovery regarding the receding polar caps in the Antarctic. Many theorists have pointed the finger at man and rising carbon dioxide levels while others have declared we are merely coming out of an ice age and that...
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Funny story:  Blue Peter phone poll: 110% of callers say "we trust you"

Blue Peter phone poll: 110% of callers say "we trust you"

Children's television programme Blue Peter is at the centre of a third scandal in only a few months. First, they cheated in a viewers' competition. Secondly, the Asian presenter shared a political platform wi...
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Funny story:  Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Ex-UK Prime Monster John Major: spooks are bugging me!

Whitehall, London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Prime Monster John Major has made an official complaint that his phone calls and emails are being bugged and that samples of his DNA have been found on a UK police database under an alias linked to KG...
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Funny story:  Back Off Saintly McCanns You Beastly Bullies

Back Off Saintly McCanns You Beastly Bullies

Indiana Frightful - As a scribe of some note with many, many gongs under one's scarab, I was praised for writing kindly about little Madeleine McCann almost immediately after she'd been cruelly abducted.
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Funny story:  Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Plettenberg, South Africa - (Pretoria Prattler): UK Royal Navy patrols have seized yet another Russian submarine carrying a vast cargo of cocaine following reports of a foreign submersible "acting erratically" before going belly-up in the b...
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Funny story:  Interview with Dawn French

Interview with Dawn French

I recently met with acclaimed British comedienne and actress Dawn French. I tried to talk about the new series that she's made with long-time comedy partner Jennifer Saunders. I tried but failed.
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Funny story:  Martin Amis admits his books are 'a bit crap'

Martin Amis admits his books are 'a bit crap'

Cult writer Martin Amis has admitted his novels are 'a load of bobbins' and 'a bit crap' under interrogation by Jeremy Paxman.
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Funny story:  Jena 6 Rally Protests Black on Black Violence

Jena 6 Rally Protests Black on Black Violence

Jena, Louisiana (IP) - The thousands of protesters at the Jena 6 rally experienced a startling moment of truth and decided to protest black on black violence in America and all over the world.
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Funny story:  Dan Rather Sees Bush Surrender To Authorities Over AWOL Issues

Dan Rather Sees Bush Surrender To Authorities Over AWOL Issues

Washington (IP) - Our Washington reporter has received news that GW Bush has changed his first name to Akmar and that he has surrendered to military police for being AWOL during the Vietnam conflict. This event has reportedly made Dan Rather feel vi...
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Funny story:  Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Uranus Visible In Night Sky, Angered At Name Jokes

Los Angeles, CA - Astronomers at the Griffith Observatory are feeling quite ashamed and hope to raise awareness on the behalf of one of the planets sharing our solar system. This week the planet Uranus is visible in the southern sky to the...
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Funny story:  Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Anaheim Calif, Disney Land - Pluto blew a cog after being assaulted in the family jewels by a youngster yesterday morning. Pluto chased the youth around and around a fountain after losing his cool. This just goes to show even cartoons can only take...
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Funny story:  Brown: "I'll boycott African summit unless Mugabe promises not to sell timeshare"

Brown: "I'll boycott African summit unless Mugabe promises not to sell timeshare"

World leaders have expressed irritation at British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's threat to boycott the forthcoming African summit unless President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe gives a solemn undertaking not...
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Funny story:  OJ Simpson : I Just Axed Him if He Had My Damn Stuff

OJ Simpson : I Just Axed Him if He Had My Damn Stuff

Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - Our reporter was able to get in to see O.J. for an exclusive interview and here is what he had to say.
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Funny story:  Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Well-known wizard Gandalf the White was stopped at Morrisons Supermarket from buying two bottles of white wine because he allegedly looked under-age.
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Funny story:  Equestrian VI

Equestrian VI

If being odd means engagement in an abnormal sex affair, i.e. horse verses mule or horse verses male mule, we might have the same oddity happening among servicemen, too. Actually, we humans have been engaged in greater queer activities than horses. We have forgotten how we became sex aware. We can observe this in our children or by remembering our childhood. Almost all boys and girls, experience s...
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Funny story:  'Kid Nation' makes CBS network premiere midst allegations of Machiavellian plots of parental alienation, poisonings and cannibalism

'Kid Nation' makes CBS network premiere midst allegations of Machiavellian plots of parental alienation, poisonings and cannibalism

Santa Fe, New Mexico - Forty children ranging in ages from 8 to 15 years, taken to an isolated, remote part of the New Mexican desert without their parents for six weeks to a ghost town to build a society of their own.
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Funny story:  Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky's dress sold at auction for $2.6 million

Monica Lewinsky sold her famous semen stained dress at an auction today for $2.6 million to internet millionaire Ricky Pittsburgh, according to Sotheby's Auction House in Los Angeles.
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Funny story:  Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...
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Funny story:  Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Washington, D.C. - With Andrew Meyer, a Florida University student, being tasered for asking too many questions about election outcomes at a public Democratic Presidential rally. Movie stars being bleeped on award shows for commenting on the Iraqi wa...
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Funny story:  Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Following the shock departure of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho last night, a source within the club has pointed the finger of blame at England midfielder Frank Lampard.
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