Funny story:  Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.
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Funny story:  U.S. To Build Moat Across Mexican Border

U.S. To Build Moat Across Mexican Border

(Washington) - The U.S. announced today that, instead of a fence across its southern border with Mexico, it will install a moat.
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Funny story:  Americans keep forgetting why we're supposed to hate the French

Americans keep forgetting why we're supposed to hate the French

In a development which could further erode President Bush's already subterranean approval ratings and thus cause the terrorists to win, Americans are increasingly unable to recall why they're supposed to hate the French. These sentiments expr...
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Funny story:  Ugly Betty star Salma Hyek takes nuns on Rio trip

Ugly Betty star Salma Hyek takes nuns on Rio trip

"Ugly Betty" producer and actress Salma Hayak brought an entire convent on a wild weekend to Rio di Janeiro, Brazil.
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Funny story:  Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

The Tory leader David Cameron has announced that he is signing for Manchester United, as well as playing drums in a reformed Led Zeppelin, and in addition is joining Robbie and the lads in a 'New Take That'.
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Funny story:  Has the 'Hero Next Door' gone bad?

Has the 'Hero Next Door' gone bad?

Children's welsh stop motion fire fighting drama, Fireman Sam, has come under fire from the government for glamorising crime and glorifying the drugs trade.
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Funny story:  US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

Washington DC - (Subtitle Press): Two leading Senate Judiciary Committee members have warned President Bush to name a new Attorney General who will "stay out of the Justice Department" in a concerted effort to restore it's tarnished hon...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton collapses the economy

Hillary Clinton collapses the economy

Hillary, the communist, collapses the U.S. economy by using bureaucratic governmental programmes--"shared prosperity", socialized medicine and socialized everything. She continues the Internal Revenue Service and the Federal Reserve instead...
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Funny story:  Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has employed Greg Rusedski as his new grinning coach, The Spoof can exclusively reveal. Murray requested the services of Rusedski after his former grinning coach quit, citing that getting Murray to smile was '...
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Funny story:  Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

British tennis player Tim Henman has branded Davis Cup opponents Croatia 'muppets' just weeks ahead of the crucial tie, accusing them of being 'wimps, pushovers and just pussies generally', in what can only be described as an uncharac...
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Funny story:  Cameron gets tough new ideas

Cameron gets tough new ideas

David Cameron, the wide faced leader of the conservative party, has begun his fight back against his falling place in the poles, and "Girdn Brun's" preparations for a surprise early election.
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Funny story:  Mike "Fatbuster" Huckabee

Mike "Fatbuster" Huckabee

Governor Mike Huckabee sits alone for a moment, a rare experience in these hectic days. It's late and he is tired. He settles deeper into the soft cushions of his favorite chair.
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Funny story:  Irn-Brun imposes fist of justice

Irn-Brun imposes fist of justice

The Prime Minister Gordon 'Irn-Brun' Brown, has today imposed a raft of new measures to tackle crime, especially knife and gun crime.
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Funny story:  Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.
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Funny story:  Space distortions appear everywhere

Space distortions appear everywhere

A mother in Slough admitted to her 15-year old daughter that she had faked sex with her father on the night of her conception. In an instant, the girl disappeared as nature sought to remedy the anomaly in the fabric of space and time...
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Funny story:  Giant Texan spyder web continues to baffle

Giant Texan spyder web continues to baffle

Crawford, Texarse - (Arse Mess): Etymologists are debating the origin and rarity of a vast spyder (sic) web that has shrouded a huge swathe of Texas including the Bush family residence at Predator Chapel Ranch.
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Funny story:  Pussy on the menu amid Ozzie cathouse blues

Pussy on the menu amid Ozzie cathouse blues

Sydney, Australia - (AssMess): Australian brothel madams are up in arms at being blamed for a spate of barbecued feral cat feasting after OzMan-Hustler magazine published attitudinal survey results claiming that eating roasted wild pussy wa...
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Funny story:  Bush to Bomb Iran to Distract World from Sub-Prime Mess

Bush to Bomb Iran to Distract World from Sub-Prime Mess

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush's war machine plans to shortly destroy 1,200 targets in Iran with massive airstrikes, the US president said in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story:  Norman Flangely - Letter to the Editor - Cow's anuses

Norman Flangely - Letter to the Editor - Cow's anuses

Dear Sir, I read with great interest the fact that methane from cattle flatulence is a huge contributor to global warming. As a concerned c...
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Funny story:  Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and Alias actor excommunicated from Catholic church

Wesley Snipes and "Alias" actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI.
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Funny story:  Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has decided to call it quits with the Space Shuttles. They sold them for $15 at an auction.
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Funny story:  2012 U.S. Presidential Election Candidates Revealed

2012 U.S. Presidential Election Candidates Revealed

The opening moves of those campaigning for the next but one Presidency began yesterday. The citizens of the USA will eventually elect one of them and send them to the White House, just as soon as the soon-to-be incumbent President has been selected a...
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Funny story:  Aurigid Meteors Deploy Parachutes During Descent

Aurigid Meteors Deploy Parachutes During Descent

Lake Reno, Nevada (IP) - Astronomers observing the Aurigid meteor shower from the banks of Lake Reno report that the meteors deployed parachutes as they fell from the sky last night. All of the meteors landed in an area west of Colorado and east of...
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Funny story:  Japanese Talking Toilets go on strike

Japanese Talking Toilets go on strike

Japanese Talking Toilets have gone on strike in Tokyo, bringing the entire city to a halt.
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Funny story:  Aurigid Meteor Shower Creates Giant Crater

Aurigid Meteor Shower Creates Giant Crater

Mount Rufus, Baja California (IP) - A stray meteorite from the Aurigid meteor shower created a new lake in Baja California. The meteorite was completely vaporized upon impact and did not destroy any human or animal life.
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Funny story:  Craig  Says Police Are All Liars

Craig Says Police Are All Liars

Boise, Idaho (IP) - Our Washington reporter received a message indicating that Republican Senator Jeff Craig hates police officers. Thanks to them he has lost his job.
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Funny story:  Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole

Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.
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Funny story:  Pixar to remake Asian body Shocker

Pixar to remake Asian body Shocker

"Toy Story" makers Pixar are to do an animated remake of the banned Korean horror "Mother Death"...
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Funny story:  Republican Senator Jeff Craig is Notgay

Republican Senator Jeff Craig is Notgay

Boise, Idaho (IP) - Republican Senator Jeff Craig insists he is Notgay, the god of heterosexuals in the opposite world. He insists that just because he lives in a closet that that does not make him gay. He called our Washington reporter and told hi...
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Funny story:  Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Idaho REPUBLICAN Senator Jeff Craig who just resigned in disgrace because of an arrest for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior and Florida REPUBLICAN Senator Mark Foley who resigned last year for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior ha...
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Funny story:  McDonacDonalds Tastes Better in Burger Queen Wrapper Study Shows

McDonacDonalds Tastes Better in Burger Queen Wrapper Study Shows

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Scientific tests conducted at Pahokee International University (PIU) indicate that McDonacDonalds (MacD's) hamburgers taste a lot better when they are wrapped in Burger Queen's wrappers.
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Funny story:  US Government Forbids Souls From Leaving The Bodies

US Government Forbids Souls From Leaving The Bodies

In response to China's actions against reincarnation, President Bush gushed with apprehension from lessons learned about inadequate responses, like during 9/11 and Katrina. This compassionate leader understood the importance of keeping-up-with th...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

LA - Lindsay Lohan gets arrested for drinking and Paris Hilton portrays the Prison matron who comes to poor Lindsay's rescue. In the first part of the suite, this new age ballet shocks the audience as a Mercedes bolts onto stage and careens into...
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Funny story:  GOP to Remove "Gay" and "Pedophiles" from its Acronym

GOP to Remove "Gay" and "Pedophiles" from its Acronym

Following the latest disclosure, in the unending series of revelations of the sexual deviancies and perversions of the GOP ('Gay Old Pedophiles')...150 Congressional Republicans, today, vowed to cut off their penises, to prevent any further l...
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Funny story:  Bush introduces the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act

Bush introduces the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act

AUSTIN,Texas(APE) President Bush hosted a tea and brunch for top energy company associates at his Texas ranch today in order to introduce the Security in the Unification of Friendship through Oil Act.
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Funny story:  Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

2 Sep 07 OAKLAND, CA, USNA-- California's diminutive junior senator, Barbara Levy Boxer, emitted proposed human rights legislation this weekend which resolves...
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Funny story:  AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

The American Medical Association stunned the nation today with the release of a report deriding doctors for purposely misdiagnosing anal herpes as hemorrhoids. The report estimates that nearly two-thirds of the painful rectal sores are in fact due to...
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Funny story:  Dog trains man to bring post

Dog trains man to bring post

Mr. Cain Nyne admitted to our reporter that his German Shepherd, Rufus trained him using a rewards system. Whenever he did something right, he would get a black pudding.
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Funny story:  While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Washington A recent report by undercover reporters has revealed that Republican news analyst is actually a Democrat. She came clean to these accusations yesterday, after being accused by a spokesperson during a debate on Fox News. (...
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