Consumer groups are warning users not to use a new social networking website called MyBankDetails.com.
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence officials reacted with derision today at Vladimir Sputum's latest remarks urging the West to "drop its silly Atlantic solidarity" campaign.
Mumbai, India - (Mythological Mess): India's culture minister Ambika Soni has offered to quit in a row over whether Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is a reincrnated Hindu goddess.
After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.
During a celebrity showing of Gary Hustwit's film "Helvetica" the famous font was kidnapped by an previously unknow group of Apple Mac fanatics.
New York - (Ass-related Press): The House of Lauder is recruiting High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens on a $5 million, two year contract to be the face (sic!) of its newly launched Estee Lauder Tampon.
(Hollywood) - In another case of celebrity bad behavior, fat lesbian self-destructive Rosie O'Donnell, in her recent book, "Fat Pig Lesbian", called for older people such as Barbara Walters to voluntarily step aside or be forced to reti...
Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Press): Lip-readers hired by the Portimao police have told the Special Porsecutor reviewing evidence in the Maddie McCann case that Pope Joseph Ratzinger might be shielding Kate McCann.
City of London - (Disaster Mess): The Government's COBRA emergency management committee has met today amid Financial Services Authority reports that the Northern Rock building society has a £50 billion black hole in its acounts.
Hamburg, Germany - (Spotted Ass Mess): As deafening Frankie Goes to Hollywood lyrics blared out into the early morning Hamburg streets on Wednesday this week former Police singer Sting got an unexpected surprise outside the city's notor...
Cologne, Germany - (Ass Meserschmitts): Cologne's primate Cardinal Joachim Meisner has said modern art, especialy gay artists' conceptual work, is a lot of tosh "that should be incinerated" along with the vast majority of non-Arian...
MI5 handlers are reportedly furious that top secret agent James Bond has been caught with his pants down on the job with his crusty boss Dame Judi Dench (also known as M).
Russian police made a gruesome discovery in Bitsa Park, a forest, Southwest of Moscow; when they uncovered 16 bodies so far. Whoever the killer is, has been nicknamed the 'Beast of Bitsa' - because there are bitsa bodies everywhere!...
Leeds United got their first points of the season with a 3-0 away win at Bristol Rovers last night, and supporters celebrated by smashing up half of the West Country.
England pushed South Africa hard in Paris last night, but, in the end, it was the Springboks superior strength, determination, fitness, skill and quality that nudged them clear of the World Cup holders
10 Gerbils were catapulted into space today for a twelve day voyage. These mammals, often under-utilized as household pets, are now being vitally employed in the field of scientific research.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Alan Greenspan says blame him for the American housing disaster and the latest mess in financial markets here and throughout the world.
Prosecutors in the Disappearance of Evidence Case have had their hopes dashed yet again with another case of disappearing evidence.
Las Vegas - Police investigating the theft of sporting memorabilia from a hotel announced that the main suspect was OJ Simpson. Simpson, who had claimed ownership of the goods, promptly stole a white Ford Bronco, pla...
Startling observers on both sides of the Isles, Vice President Dick Cheney, on Tuesday, announced that he was 'Coming out of the Closet' and admitting that he is gay.
Los Angeles, California - Move over Kirstie Alley, move over Valerie Bertinelli here come Britney! After her catastrophic performance on the MTV's Video Music Awards, Britney's family and friends have decided they have no choice but to conduc...
Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacki...
After months of investigation into alleged sightings of UFO's over Bournemouth, the British Occult Ley Line Organisation & Xylophonists headed by Dr. Roger Carp released its report today, entitled "The Bishop Bonkers Papers". B.O.L.L.O.
Prominent psychologist and television personality Phil McGraw, who demands to be affectionately known as Dr. Phil, is looking to expand his collection of trite one-liners and vague meaningless bullshit used to counsel guests on his show.
Las Vegas, Nevada - Looking like a wardrobe malfunction in progress. Sounding like poorly dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movie where the actors' lips do not match up to voiceover track at times. Surrounded by more youthful looking, energetic dancers that...