Evil child-abusing hillbilly Warren Jeffs, who made up his own church so he could marry children and abuse them, went on trial in Hicksville, Deep South, USA. However, the trial was adjourned under constitutional law...
Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
Hollywood, California - (Stark Naked Ass Mess): The Pirelli Calendar company has offered Vanessa Hudgens a multi-million dollar contract to pose for their 2008 nude calendar. And part of the deal is for the dusky 18 year old star of High School...
A new study conducted by the World Centre for Journalistic Brilliance, headed by Timmy Rosenthal, has shown that journalists who are employed create different types of news stories to members of the public.
"Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.
Baldy singer Brittany Spears will play the Statue of Liberty in a new Hollywood movie being produced by Wampa Brothers.
William Fitchner, who plays Agent Mahone in TV's "Prison Break", loves stairs.
Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.
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New York - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Artist Banksy has told a US TV show that High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens' breasts "should be immortalised in oils":...
Some scientists in America have discovered that their country is very likely to turn into a black hole if its population does not lose weight, according to a study published in the journal "Science Stuff" today.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts likened to a copy...
In a divine intervention, God, the Creator of the Universe and the Father of Jesus Christ, told TheSpoof! editor Mark Lowton that writer Noshing Mink deserves more points than he's getting.
Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...
Portimao, Portugal - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sources close to the police investigation into little Maddie's disappearance have said that DNA evidence points to the four year old's mother being Lord Levy's natural daughter.
Marine experts are battling against the clock to re-float Cherie Blair after she was washed up on mudflats near Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset.
Veteran rocker Ronnie Wood is amongst a host of stars who are to doff their wigs for charity.
Manchester United manager Sir Alice Ferguson has been seriously hurt in an attack outside a London railway station on Monday.
Retail tycoon Mohammed Fayed kneed his barrister Michael Mansfield in the groin as they rowed over next month's inquest into the death of Princess Diana.
Glamorous TV anchorwoman Eva Herman was sacked from the German TV station where she worked in a controversial row over family values.
WASHINGTON - three years after Janet Jackson titallated the Super Bowl halftime show, CBS will have an appeal heard by the a federal appeals court on Tuesday, regarding the now famous "wardrobe malfunction."...