Funny story:  "Negligent" parents leave their pizza unattended

"Negligent" parents leave their pizza unattended

Police in a small Spanish resort near Madrid have mounted a search of local buildings following the abduction of a British couple's pizza while they were looking after their baby child.
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Funny story:  Night Mayor Scenario

Night Mayor Scenario

It appears that the next London Mayoral election will be something of a two-horse race, but a race in which the candidates' major appeal is their eccentricity.
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Funny story:  Kott the tool

Kott the tool

Anchorage, Alaska - (Corrupt Ass Mess): Former Alaskan politician Representative Pete Kott was called "a tool for screwing over voters - a tool of the oil industry's graft specialists, the VECO Corporation" by a federal prosecutor at t...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes

Vanessa Hudgens' breasts holograms selling like hotcakes

California - (Bare Ass Mess): Holographic 3-D pictures of eighteen year old High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens are a runaway success on an internet promo site marketing the starlet's budding talents.
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Funny story:  New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...
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Funny story:  God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

The creator of the Universe and everything that exists was left red-faced today after his pocket money was stolen during a trip to the shops.
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Funny story:  Patriotic meals a huge success

Patriotic meals a huge success

Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
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Funny story:  Professor Steven Hawking releases Sex Help book

Professor Steven Hawking releases Sex Help book

Genius and author, Professor Steven Hawking has just released a brilliant new Sex Help book which has shot straight to the number one position in the book charts.
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Funny story:  New canine condoms a hit for breeders

New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Purebred dog owners laud new vaginal condoms designed specifically for their prized pooches. Available in three different sizes, the latex sheathes can accomodate all breeds.
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Funny story:  "Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists'", a depression-era set musical starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Piper Perabo has been drawing in record box office numbers with multiple sell out shows.
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Funny story:  Entourage actor Adrian Grenier threatens to quit show unless he is given gills

Entourage actor Adrian Grenier threatens to quit show unless he is given gills

Entourage actor Adrian Grenier has threatened to quit the hit TV show unless producers pay for surgery to implant gills on the actors neck.
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Funny story:  Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.
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Funny story:  Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"

Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"

A spokesman for Cockney comedian Jim Davidson expressed disappointment at the decision of the Politically Correct Forum criticising Davidson for calling a Big Brother winner a shirtlifter and sacking...
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Funny story:  Anita Roddick Died of Cash Disease

Anita Roddick Died of Cash Disease

Bodyshop founder Anita Roddick died of an allergy to £20 notes, a post mortem has revealed.
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Funny story:  Gifted Parrot Alex Shoots Himself

Gifted Parrot Alex Shoots Himself

BOSTON (FMLiveWire) - Alex, the gifted parrot who could count to six hundred, identify 4000 words and even compose poetry in scientific tests has died of apparent suicide after 30 years of helping researchers better understand the avian and Republica...
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Funny story:  Getting around the smoking ban

Getting around the smoking ban

(Seattle, WA) As more states enact smoking bans, some business owners are taking legal steps to preserve their smoking sections. They are handing over their property to Native Americans.
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Funny story:  Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

The acquittal of grandmother Jackie Simpson of the manslaughter of her granddaughter Ellie Lawrenson on New Years Day through criminal neglect in allowing the family's pit bull terrier
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

Anna Nicole Smith's ghost haunts Oscar Wyatt Jr's Oil-for-Fraud trial

New York - (Ass Mess): The ghost of Playboy centerfold model Anna Nicole Smith has come back to haunt one of her ex-husband's former business partners, Oscar Wyatt Jr, whose New York trial in the Saddam Hussain Oil-For-Fraud conspiracy has opened...
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Funny story:  Bin Ladin Caught in Las Vegas

Bin Ladin Caught in Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - A Western World reporter was invited by Al Qaeda to visit Bin Ladin and conduct an exclusive interview at Bin Laden's chic suburban get-away located at Westerly Hills Country Club estates a mere 15 minute drive from the g...
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Funny story:  U.S. Congress Goes On Strike

U.S. Congress Goes On Strike

(Washington) - The U.S. Congress today went on strike, refusing to pass any laws necessary to the survival, security and benefit of U.S. citizens.
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Funny story:  Jihadist suicide bombers ask Western police to shoot them in public places to save buying explosives

Jihadist suicide bombers ask Western police to shoot them in public places to save buying explosives

With Western governments freezing Jihadist bank accounts and Moslem countries paying no interest on savings, strapped-for-cash suicide bombers are having to find new and cheaper methods to kill thems...
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Funny story:  EU says Britain run by fuddy-duddies

EU says Britain run by fuddy-duddies

EU Industry Commissioner Guenter Verheugen has said that Britain is being run by a group of fuddy-duddies too old and senile to adopt the metric system.
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Funny story:  Wardrobe Malfunction Has Dire Consequences

Wardrobe Malfunction Has Dire Consequences

Washington (IP) - The Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction which exposed her nipple to millions of horrified viewers has led to draconian measures directed against American women.
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Urges Others to Martyrdom But Not Self

Bin Laden Urges Others to Martyrdom But Not Self

Yawn City, Pakistan (IP) - An interview with Bin Laden reveals he is very anxious for others to become martyrs but has conveniently kept himself off the dead people's list. He is special.
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Funny story:  Beckham's New Boots

Beckham's New Boots

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is developing a revolutionary new range of football boots called 'Left Field' to encourage youngsters use boot feet.
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Funny story:  Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

Leeds United Are For Sale - Bates

After the worst possible start to their League One campaign, former glamour club Leeds United have been put up for sale by owner Ken Bates.
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Funny story:  Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Well known smoker's rebel Hamish Hamilton was today charged with a further 500 offenses of allowing smoking to take place in his Blackpool pub.
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Funny story:  Petraeus: Wig Crisis Deepens

Petraeus: Wig Crisis Deepens

The US Army's wig supply scandal reached crisis point last night when it was revealed General David Petraeus had to borrow a synthetic toupee from an Iraqi hairpiece fabricator.
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Funny story:  President Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Rice, and Rumsfield; All members of a secret society.

President Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Rice, and Rumsfield; All members of a secret society.

Dateline: August 29th, 2007 Reporting from: None of your business!...
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Funny story:  Maria Sharapova Wants Roger Federer's Babies!

Maria Sharapova Wants Roger Federer's Babies!

Flushed Meadows, NY - A week after losing in the early rounds, Maria Sharapova has confided in The Spoof's Sports an exclusive story. Her early round losses at Wimbledon and now the U.S. Open were not due to her abilities waining, but because of...
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Funny story:  Nation panics as another millionaire adventurer goes missing

Nation panics as another millionaire adventurer goes missing

Millionaire adventurer Bob Crabtree was reported missing early Monday morning. This while search & rescue crews are already stretched thin looking for another missing millionaire adventurer, Steve Fossett. The crews are now fiercely debating who to d...
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Funny story:  Scandal erupts on Sesame Street when all main characters are revealed to be puppets.

Scandal erupts on Sesame Street when all main characters are revealed to be puppets.

Sesame Street - Scandal erupted throughout this idyllic urban neighborhood after it was revealed that the majority of Sesame Street's population, everyone from Grover to Telly, to His Majesty The Count, are nothing more than a bunch of crudely co...
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Funny story:  John Madden's Head Has Ballooned Another 4 Inches

John Madden's Head Has Ballooned Another 4 Inches

Sources in the NFL have just confirmed that the head of legendary broadcaster John Madden has grown another 4 inches in diameter. Madden was again forced to throw out all of his t-shirts and buy new ones with larger neck holes.
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Funny story:  Connolly out until the New Year

Connolly out until the New Year

Sunderland striker David Connolly has suffered a fresh setback in his attempt to return from injury - and is likely to need a further three months on the treatment couch.
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Funny story:  Millionaire LA Galaxy Fan Hires Gay Men's Chorus to Hound Beckham

Millionaire LA Galaxy Fan Hires Gay Men's Chorus to Hound Beckham

LOS ANGELES (Reuterus) - Thanks to the deep pockets of LA Galaxy fan and Herbalife CEO, Michael O. Johnson, a favorite tune sung by football fans throughout the world now follows David Beckham wherever he goes in this smoggy southern California metro...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears WOWs MTV Award Gathering; Cures Several of Insomnia!

Britney Spears WOWs MTV Award Gathering; Cures Several of Insomnia!

Hollywood, Nova Scotia - Britney Spears made her comeback official this past weekend, performing for a crowd of overrated stars and has-beens. Her performance included several new numbers, but none were as satisfying to watch as her hip-hop version o...
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Funny story:  God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

In an unprecedented event, for the first time in the history of mankind, God and Allah have agreed to settle their time-long differences once and for all -- in a winner-take-all, no-holds-barred, Steel Cage Match.
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Funny story:  A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

Watch out Starbucks! Coffee & A Spell, a coffee shop in Kenmore, a village in New York State's Erie County, is bewitching customers by not only serving up gourmet coffee but by also providing tarot readings and assorted reading material...
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Funny story:  Rich Bitch Inherits A Small Fortune

Rich Bitch Inherits A Small Fortune

An American multi-millionaire has snubbed relatives after giving the largest chunk of her wealth to her pet dog in her will.
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