Funny story:  Friction Between Congress, Bush

Friction Between Congress, Bush

There have been problems between President George Bush and several members of congress and the senate recently.
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Funny story:  Leave Chris Crocker Alone!

Leave Chris Crocker Alone!

So sad Britney Spears is being hounded to the brink of death by sick paps and pisshead hacks, The Sauce can reveal. Taking her kids away seems like the final nail in the coffin but Britney is fighting back!...
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Funny story:  New York's Famous Cat Burglar Caught!

New York's Famous Cat Burglar Caught!

New York, Rioters: Following the receipt of shockingly accurate reports from the FBI, and after a series of unfortunate mishaps that could have been inadvertently avoided, the NYPD today arrested the famous cat burglar who was believed to be terroriz...
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Funny story:  Study Shows Torture Leads to Erroneous Confession

Study Shows Torture Leads to Erroneous Confession

Erroneous Data Confession Syndrome (ED-CS), also known as rapid erudition, presupposed confession, or by the Latin term erudictio praefax, is the most common espionage problem in the DHS, affecting 25%-40% of detainees.
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Funny story:  Achmadmannutjob's Scorched-Middle-Earth Warheads Thwarted by Ron Paul Brigades

Achmadmannutjob's Scorched-Middle-Earth Warheads Thwarted by Ron Paul Brigades

02 Oct 07, CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, MIDDLE EARTH-- Muckmud Achmadmannutjob, President of Iran, has once again escalated his threats against the Center of the Universe. An Iranian warhead exploded prematurely Sunday in Damascus, Syria, which early repo...
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Funny story:  Key to Global Cooling

Key to Global Cooling

Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory say Benjamin Franklin gave us the solution to Global Warming 225 years ago and we just didn't know it.
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Funny story:  Jagger's advice to Amy Whinehouse

Jagger's advice to Amy Whinehouse

London - (Rehab Mess): "Quit moanin' about rehab and stop drinkin' sherry at The Whorley Arms ya dumbass fool!" Mich Jagger told London chanteuse Amy Whinehouse today.
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Funny story:  Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Kansas City rookie cop Jose Molina thought he had been given a defective radar gun last Sunday after the first car he pointed the device at appeared to be travelling at an astonishing 183 miles per hour.
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Funny story:  Same old faces switching places: Cheney/Bush 2008

Same old faces switching places: Cheney/Bush 2008

Washington, D.C. - Inspired by Putin running for the Russian parliament instead of stepping down from power, Hillary Clinton stepping up to power by running for office and dissatisfied with the way the Republican ticket is shaping up, Bush and Cheney...
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Funny story:  Diana inquest: crash interrupted massive $50 million Dodi coke deal

Diana inquest: crash interrupted massive $50 million Dodi coke deal

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (DeadEnd Mess): The inquest into the 1997 death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed has heard French investigative magistrates' testimony that the car crash fatally interrupted a massive $50 million cocaine deal tha...
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Funny story:  Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Madonna is secretly helping beleaguered Britney Spears to move to London after the Californian singer's temporary loss of custody of her two young sons to money-grubbing ex-husband Kevin Federline.
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Funny story:  Oops. The U.S.Senate And Hillary Do It Again

Oops. The U.S.Senate And Hillary Do It Again

Forget Britney Spears and her missing panties. Without the use of whiskey, Kool-Aid, mind enhancing mushrooms, steroids, drugs, coffee, tea or milk, the United States Senate voted to pass the Joe Lieberman resolution on Iran's Republican Guard, a...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills' mansion completely surrounded by foot 'n' mouth

Heather Mills' mansion completely surrounded by foot 'n' mouth

Leatherhead, Slurry - (DumbBeast Mess): Heather Mills' country mansion, Dunslaggin', is believed to be at the core of a ten mile radius foot and mouth exclusion zone today amid reports that the vegan loudmouth herself is being investigated fo...
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Funny story:  World Getting Dumber - IQ's Drop 15 Points

World Getting Dumber - IQ's Drop 15 Points

As the world gets more complicated and machines are getting smarter it appears that people are getting dumber.
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Funny story:  Menezes jury told how Brazilian "walked suspiciously" to tube station

Menezes jury told how Brazilian "walked suspiciously" to tube station

A jury hearing about the killing of innocent Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes was told how the 27-year old electrician supposedly "walked like a terrorist from a house to Stockwell station".
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Funny story:  Al Gore Warns of New Environmental Crisis

Al Gore Warns of New Environmental Crisis

Now that he has found the solution to global warming (it's global air conditioning) former Vice President, Oscar winner and environmental activist, Al Gore, warns of a new environmental crisis threatening our planet: Global storming.
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Funny story:  Madeleine McCann: Portuguese police challenge British police to a fight

Madeleine McCann: Portuguese police challenge British police to a fight

While the world looks on in amazement, Portuguese police officers have made a number of insulting remarks against their British counterparts, alleging that they don't know how to do their job and only investigate what parents Ger...
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United striker, has received a ten-match ban from dribbling, to take effect immediately, the FA has announced.
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Funny story:  Toddler survives tower block fall

Toddler survives tower block fall

A four-year-old boy is recovering in hospital after falling from the ninth floor of a block of flats.
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Funny story:  TheSpoof Goes Undercover, Gets 'Down and Dirty' on Set of 'Kid Nation'

TheSpoof Goes Undercover, Gets 'Down and Dirty' on Set of 'Kid Nation'

Bonanza City (The Daily Diaper) - Kids just wanna have fun! So, who in their moment of drug-induced, alcohol-soaked, anything-for-ratings mental meltdown would put a bunch of spoiled brats in the same scene and expect them to "p...
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Funny story:  Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

The historic tower on Glastonbury Tor has been daubed with paint and covered with purple paint on its southern face.
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Funny story:  Diana inquest "To invent time machine"

Diana inquest "To invent time machine"

The current inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Tarts, is to invent a time machine in order to select jury members from the past.
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Funny story:  94% of Jerks are also Pricks, Study Finds

94% of Jerks are also Pricks, Study Finds

Glasgow, Scotland - Postgraduate researchers at the University of Strathclyde now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Jerks' and 'Pricks'.
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Funny story:  Speaking Up For the Rich - The Tories Are Back

Speaking Up For the Rich - The Tories Are Back

At yesterday's Conservative party conference, shadow chancellor George Osborne pledged to cut all taxes for Britain's hard-pressed rich people. 19 million hard-working rich people in Britain who struggled to buy their own homes, will now no l...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Free at Last, Free at Last

Britney Spears, Free at Last, Free at Last

After many months of strained concerted effort Britney Spears has finally broken free the bonds that held her. Yes, a judge finally signed an order telling Britney Spears she had to hand over custody of her two children, two year old, Sean Preston an...
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Funny story:  Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep

01 Oct 07, ANDERSON, SC, CSA-- In a whirlwind coup, South Carolina today ratified its secession from the United States (which occurred in 1860) and transferred its governmental powers to the Confederate States of America. Though the CSA had failed to...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich won't run for the most powerful position in the world, the Vice Presidency; blames ethical campaign finance reform

Newt Gingrich won't run for the most powerful position in the world, the Vice Presidency; blames ethical campaign finance reform

Washington, D.C. - Former Speaker of the House (1995-1999), Newt Gingrich, who, along with a whole lot of Republicans (and a couple of Democrats who defected to the GOP, like rats leaving a sinking ship), came into power in 1994 at the flowering of t...
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Funny story:  KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

Louisville, KY - Today Colonel Sanders announced at a startling news conference KFC's newest menu addition, a special "Endangered Species" menu.
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Funny story:  "24" style torture is okay with Bill "I Feel Your Pain" Clinton; Supreme Court ban on "The Third Degree" in real jeopardy now

"24" style torture is okay with Bill "I Feel Your Pain" Clinton; Supreme Court ban on "The Third Degree" in real jeopardy now

Washington, D.C. - Surprising his wife, Hillary Clinton, with yet another revelation that this time she cannot attribute to Newt Gingrich or a Right Wing conspiracy, Bill "Deliverance" Clinton announced that he wishes the government had mor...
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Funny story:  AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

AC Milan Sell Kaka; Sign Larry King

Italian giants AC Milan have signed American TV personality Larry King from CNN in a swap deal with Brazilian superstar Kaka going the other way, The Spoof can report today.
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Funny story:  Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Tennis player Tim Henman, who only just announced his retirement last month, is set to make a comeback to the world of tennis by entering the wheelchair event at next year's Wimbledon, in what would surely rank as one of the sport's biggest s...
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