Funny story:  TheSpoof.com Writer Returns to Catatonic State After Brief 'Awakening'

TheSpoof.com Writer Returns to Catatonic State After Brief 'Awakening'

SEATTLE (Post Semi-Intelligencer Staff Writer) - Medical experts in the U.S. have confirmed that public radio listener and irregular Spoof! contributor, SpaceElevator, has returned to a catatonic state following a brief (yet prolific) episode of sati...
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Funny story:  Sam's Club Adds Body Cavity Searches to Security Routine

Sam's Club Adds Body Cavity Searches to Security Routine

Sam's Wholesale Club, the big box retail spin off of Walmart, has long been known for their security at the exit doors. Customers are required to provide their receipt, birth certificate, membership card, two forms of credit, and bra size before...
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Funny story:  J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

Hollywood, California - J.K. Rowling made an appearance at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California today. She took the stage before an underage-cheering horde of her adoring fans. She was there on a book promotion tour and to lend her support of a...
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Funny story:  Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

After several days of heavy rain equivalent to the average yearly rainfall, local citizens are battling with the dangers and inconveniences of standing water.
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Suspected as Samaritans Jobs are Outsourced to India

Al-Qaeda Suspected as Samaritans Jobs are Outsourced to India

When airline pilot Christopher Robbins, 49, of Biggleswade, recently went through the trauma of divorce from a 25-year marriage, he felt overwhelmingly suicidal and decided to phone what he thought would be his local Samaritans to try and find a solu...
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Funny story:  Turkey Attacks Iraq from the Rear Greece Helps

Turkey Attacks Iraq from the Rear Greece Helps

Suckmyaura, Turkey (IP) - Turkey has mounted an Iraq attack from the rear and has been helped by Greece. Greece is supplying lubricants for the attack.
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Funny story:  House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...
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Funny story:  "Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

"Not Dead" Anna Nicole Smith spotted on the surface of Uranus

Many thought that Anna Nicole Smith - the Playboy Playmate who was married to an octogenarian billionaire, who saw her son die while visiting her in hospital after having a baby, married her lawyer before burying her...
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Funny story:  LA Responds to Paris Hilton Plea to Leave Her Mark on the World

LA Responds to Paris Hilton Plea to Leave Her Mark on the World

Lynwood Jail, California - (Vacuous Mess): Thousands of placards have gone up on Los Angeles whoreding sites responding to peroxide heiress Paris Hilton's latest publicised desire to leave her mark on the world.
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Funny story:  Secret UK assets probed as Bahraini prince sues Michael Jackson

Secret UK assets probed as Bahraini prince sues Michael Jackson

Royal Courts of Justice - (AssoCIAted Mess): Singer Michael Jackson may have hidden assets linked to organised crime cartels in London according to legal papers filed today by a Bahraini princelet who is suing the singer for $7 million plus damages.
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Funny story:  A Solution: Spicing Up the Currency Debate

A Solution: Spicing Up the Currency Debate

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke sat across from me, his coffee cup trembling ever so slightly in his right hand as he set it down on the table between us. Coffee was all that he ordered (he said something about wanting to be a good steward of the taxpayer's money), so I was rather surprised when he reached for the saltshaker.
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Funny story:  Bush Hates Childrens

Bush Hates Childrens

President Geirge W. Bush vetoed a bill that would have improved health care for American children, and then laughed it off as he dashed home in time to watch the latest episode of 'Hee Haw'.
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Funny story:  Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Scottish ex-prostitutes find home

Go to the centre of Edinburgh after dark and you can see the women start to colonise the district. The grey suits that are everywhere during daylight hours give way to multi-coloured miniskirts as the time arrives for a different kind of product to be traded.
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Funny story:  Dear 50 Cent

Dear 50 Cent

Dear Mr 50, Re: "In da Club." I do hope this letter reaches you as I have been otherwise unable to make your acquainta...
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Funny story:  Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

A spokesman for the International Mirror's Union (IMU) today gave a sly wink when asked about the urban legend that mirrors never lie.
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Funny story:  Batfink steps in to save Burmese Monks

Batfink steps in to save Burmese Monks

Sick of dodging bullets at peaceful protests, the monks of Burma are seeking shelter under the steel wings of legendary superhero Batfink.
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Funny story:  Police ditch Manchester concerts

Police ditch Manchester concerts

Manchester Hippydrome - (Ass Mess): "Maybe he should have stayed away from those Berlin hookers," was Trudie Styler's response following the news today that her husband's regurgitated 1980s pop group Police have ditched plans for tw...
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Funny story:  Delusional pharma mogul claimed Thatcher would save world from freaks & satanic monsters

Delusional pharma mogul claimed Thatcher would save world from freaks & satanic monsters

Royal Courts of Justice - (Psychotic mess): A Yugoslav pharmaceuticals mogul was so impressed with UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's messianic drive that he vowed to leave the Tories his entire £8.3m fortune.
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Funny story:  Chavez, Penn Disagree About Dessert

Chavez, Penn Disagree About Dessert

There were tense moments in a recent meeting between Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez and Hollywood megastar actor Sean Penn over the dinner the two had at Chavez's home.
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Funny story:  YouTube A Magnet For Delinquents, Claims Report

YouTube A Magnet For Delinquents, Claims Report

YouTube, the video sharing website where users can upload, share and view video clips, is a magnet for delinquents, claims a report.
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Funny story:  Sting Stung over Mung Bung

Sting Stung over Mung Bung

Ageing rocker Sting, real name Gordon Sumner, was released on bail yesterday at Primrose Hill police station after a public feud with a market-stall owner degenerated into a violent brawl.
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Funny story:  Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Iran Revolutionary Guard Votes Hilliary America's Top Terrorist

Teheran, Iran (Spoof Daily News Outlet) -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard, in an stunning vote today, declared Hilliary Clinton and her run for the Presidency a terrorist organization.
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Funny story:  British High Court Told Gore Lied About Santa

British High Court Told Gore Lied About Santa

A British window cleaner, Sir Alfred Garnet, who formed the neo-Nazi party Xyclon B, has successfully challenged Al Gore in the British high courts over gross inaccuracies in his self-promotional video An Inconvenient Truth.
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Funny story:  TheSpoof! writer rates his own story

TheSpoof! writer rates his own story

Rumours that one of TheSpoof.com writers has actually rated his own story have been confirmed as true.
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Funny story:  Secret "new world order" endorses Ron Paul as President

Secret "new world order" endorses Ron Paul as President

There are a few families who run the planet. They are the Rockafellers, Rothchilds, Morgans and recently the Bush family. One sect of this group known as the illuminati have been planning to join all the countries of the world together to be ruled by...
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Funny story:  Rugby: What the Fuck's it all about?

Rugby: What the Fuck's it all about?

Yet again England is in the grip of another surge of Rugby fever. The sport that is largely ignored by 95% of the population, 95% of the time suddenly becomes hugely popular for two weeks every four years when England actually threatens to win somet...
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Funny story:  New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Soon, on your supermarket and drug store shelves... NUKITALL!™ Feeling energetic, wanting freedom, justice, and the American way? This company has the cure for you! NUKITALL!™ Just one dose can make you lazy, t...
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Funny story:  Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.
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Funny story:  All U.S. Politicians Diagnosed As Having Attention Deficit Disorder

All U.S. Politicians Diagnosed As Having Attention Deficit Disorder

(Washington) - Doctors and psychiatrists at Walter Reed Medical Center have examined all 435 members of the U.S. House of Representatives, all 100 Senators, and the President of the United States and have diagnosed every one of them as having severe...
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Funny story:  Lawrence Corruption Claim Unfounded

Lawrence Corruption Claim Unfounded

Three weeks ago claims that the Stephen Lawrence murder investigation was affected by a corrupt relationship between a policeman and the father of one of the suspects were 'proved to be unfounded', a police watchdog ruled.
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Promises to Send Mormon Missionaries to Iraq

Mitt Romney Promises to Send Mormon Missionaries to Iraq

Mitt Romney said, during last week's Republican presidential debate, that if he is elected president, he will send thousands of Mormon missionaries to Iraq, to help restore civil order in that war-torn country.
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Funny story:  Steven Fossett Found. Millionaire Explorer Found Skiing in Himalayas!

Steven Fossett Found. Millionaire Explorer Found Skiing in Himalayas!

Missing aviator Steven Fossett has been spotted at a popular ski resort in the Nepal Himalayas.
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Funny story:  Teenager sues "porn free" Google.

Teenager sues "porn free" Google.

In a test case that legal experts predict could change the future of the internet for generations to come, John Fletcher, 19, from Blackpool in Lancashire is suing Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin for over £25 million because, as his legal...
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Funny story:  Airlines Cut Costs and Ticket Prices

Airlines Cut Costs and Ticket Prices

New York, New York (IP) - Avillon Airlines has announced it is slashing ticket prices by 33%. They have been working hard to cut their costs and now the customer will reap the benefits.
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