Funny story:  Britney Spears' New Fragrance Reeks of "Shame"

Britney Spears' New Fragrance Reeks of "Shame"

Los Angeles, California - In the wake of her dissolved marriage, her mandatory court-sanctioned parenting class attendance, and alleged food and drug addiction, Britney Spears' organization has announced the release of a new fragrance br...
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Funny story:  China Executes Number 24

China Executes Number 24

China has bowed to pressure from Wal-Mart and executed number 24. The unprecedented action taken by the Chinese authorities has brought down world wide condemnation on the communist state.
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Funny story:  Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Garry Kasparov has tested positive for Steroid use

Russian Grandmaster and former World Chess Champion and all round nice guy, Garry Kasparov has tested positive for steroids. Kasparov has been doing some serious training since he challenged Vladimir Putin to a chess duel for the Premiership of Russi...
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Funny story:  Worlds oldest Playboy Model poses one time too many

Worlds oldest Playboy Model poses one time too many

86 year old Playboy Bunny, Betty Bingleton, did her back in yesterday while posing for the Halloween special edition of the world famous dirty old man magazine.
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Funny story:  Iranian Leaders Secret Revealed

Iranian Leaders Secret Revealed

In an exclusive interview by Hartford Advocate reporter Rory Gilmore, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad lamented "I wanted to be the seventh Brady kid but they brought in that stupid Cousin Oliver. He can't even sing or dance as well as...
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Funny story:  The knights who say "Shibboleth"

The knights who say "Shibboleth"

The Tate Modern in London is displaying a new installation comprising of an enormous crack in the floor of the Turbine hall.
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Funny story:  'Reckless' cocaine habit killed depraved count (sic), coroner rules

'Reckless' cocaine habit killed depraved count (sic), coroner rules

London - (Narcotic Mess): A depraved and reckless German aristocratic count (sic) died from a massive cocaine overdose according to a London coroner's inquest today.
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Funny story:  D.I.Why Not

D.I.Why Not

Overly-homosexual Irish innuendo peddler Graham Norton is releasing his own range of gay-friendly DIY products. The bum-loving leprechaun expects his 'Poof's Powertools' to hit (and fix) shelves in time for the inevitable sludgy torrent t...
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Funny story:  Nation on Red Alert as Sutherland is Jailed

Nation on Red Alert as Sutherland is Jailed

The news that TV hard man Kiefer Sutherland has been jailed for drink-driving has shocked America and buoyed terrorist organisations the world over.
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Funny story:  Post Office Strike causes havoc

Post Office Strike causes havoc

The future of the Royal Mail is in jeopardy as it reaches "the tiny bit uncomfortable" point in its dispute with workers, a senior stamp licker has warned.
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Funny story:  BBC's Fincham red card booting prompts Prince Charles aritifical insemination reports probe

BBC's Fincham red card booting prompts Prince Charles aritifical insemination reports probe

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Police are probing reports that ex-BBC One chief Peter Fincham knew one of his news-reading staff had used artificial insemination to spawn a daughter by the Pretender to the Throne some 25 years ago.
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Funny story:  Forged disabled parking permits nailed Matthew Mellon hacking gang

Forged disabled parking permits nailed Matthew Mellon hacking gang

Southwark Crown Court - (Conspiracy Mess): Two bent ex-Met cops working on espionage assignments for US banking and oil heir Matthew Mellon were nailed for a multi-million fraud scam today.
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Funny story:  Tranny from the Block

Tranny from the Block

Flabby-arsed Latino pop tart and part-time movie ruiner Jeniffer 'Love' Lopez was formerly an insurance clerk called Raymond Stuge it was revealed today.
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Funny story:  Immigration Officials Forcing Drugs on Deportees

Immigration Officials Forcing Drugs on Deportees

Washington (IP) - The ACLU is filing a law suit against the US government for forcing deportees to take drugs.
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Funny story:  Yankees Replace Coach Joe Torres with Fidel Castro

Yankees Replace Coach Joe Torres with Fidel Castro

New York, New York (IP) - The Yankess have replaced coach Joe Torres with Fidel Castro. Castro recently asked for political asylum during a trip to the United Nations.
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Funny story:  Paddington Bear - My Life

Paddington Bear - My Life

Paddington Bear, the bear who is now the face of Marmite, tells the Sun his heart wrenching rags to riches story.
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Funny story:  Father Christmas voted most unbelievable fictional character

Father Christmas voted most unbelievable fictional character

A recent poll, dreamt up by TV Pundits with no good ideas of their own has revealed that amongst the British public, Father Christmas is the most unbelievable of all fictional characters. He tops a poll that is made up by Satan, Jesus Christ, David B...
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Funny story:  Enid Blyton says 'Get with reading kids'

Enid Blyton says 'Get with reading kids'

Dead Children's Author, Enid Blyton is to front the Government's new reading initiative - called 'Get with reading, Kids'. In an attempt to seem cool, cutting edge, and street, the government is using the type of language that has not...
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Funny story:  Super Size Me? HELL YA!

Super Size Me? HELL YA!

(Sacramento, Calif)- Remember the ground breaking documentary where Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's for 30 straight days? Me too, is that guy the biggest dumbfuck or what?...
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Funny story:  Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Hussein Osman, the man police were looking for when they accidentally shot to pieces Jean Charles de Menezes on a London Tube train, was, himself, the victim of mistaken identity, it has been claimed...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.
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Funny story:  Masturbation Breakthrough Leads to Nobel Prize

Masturbation Breakthrough Leads to Nobel Prize

A British scientist whose pioneering research led to the creation of a technique that enables gene "masturbation" was awarded a Nobel prize yesterday.
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Funny story:  I'm a Celebrity! Line-up Revealed

I'm a Celebrity! Line-up Revealed

The Spoof (unofficial website of I'm a Celebrity!) can today reveal the line-up of the new series hitting your Gogglebox this coming winter.
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Funny story:  The American Revolutionary War: How It Began

The American Revolutionary War: How It Began

Matty J Rad presents: A spoof of the American Revolutionary War: How it began.
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Funny story:  Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Hollywood, California (IP) - Elisha Cuthbert is famous for her role as Jack Bauer's daughter on the TV series 24. Now she has become famous for chasing after a well known American space scientist named Dr. Povenmire Finootch.
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Funny story:  Rotten Neighbor List Includes 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW

Rotten Neighbor List Includes 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW

Washington DC, (IP) - Rotten neighbor.com lists 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC as a place containing a bad neighbor that lives there in a white house.
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Funny story:  Israel Agrees To Relocate All Jews

Israel Agrees To Relocate All Jews

(Tel Aviv) - Iran president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, an internationally recognized lunatic and loudmouth, yesterday suggested that Israel be given to the Palestinians and all Jews in Israel be relocated to Alaska. Today, Israel countered the suggestion...
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Funny story:  Nursing homes to have more stringent requirements

Nursing homes to have more stringent requirements

A spokesman for the North Carolina Nursing Homes Association (NCNHA) said that nursing homes will now require all prospective residents to pass a strength test in order to be admitted. This new requirement is mandatory for all nursing homes in North...
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Funny story:  Privates Eyed

Privates Eyed

Pea-headed political wart and editor of potentially satirical fish wrapper 'Private Eye' Ian Hislop was today embroiled in his own 'sleaze' scandal.
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Funny story:  Nonce-sense

Nonce-sense

Paedophiles as young as 16 have been caught having sex with girls only 16 years old it was revealed today on reliable news source 'Cash In The Attic'. This shock revelation comes after recent allegations that a History teacher in Upper Jimsho...
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