Funny story:  Last Pay Toilet At NBC Shuts Down

Last Pay Toilet At NBC Shuts Down

Due to the writer's strike and the lack of active bowel movements in Burbank, NBC has decided to close down the last pay toilet at the studio.
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Funny story:  Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

Sylvia Browne Predicts Coming Of The Year 2008

NEW YORK -- With 2007 already 11 months old, people around the world are impatiently awaiting the arrival of a new year. And they won't have to wait much longer, according to popular psychic Sylvia Browne. To the delight of many, Browne claimed...
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Funny story:  Dean Gaffney Fights Dragon

Dean Gaffney Fights Dragon

Former Eastender Dean Gaffney was yesterday still in shock after his fight with a dragon. The incident occured at Dean's home in Surrey in the afternoon when Dean's long time girlfriend heard a noise in the attic. She then found the dragon.
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Funny story:  Studios ask reality shows be run, instead of signatory reruns to reduce residual payments to WGA strikers; writers awe stricken by the irony

Studios ask reality shows be run, instead of signatory reruns to reduce residual payments to WGA strikers; writers awe stricken by the irony

Hollywood, California - In a retaliatory measure and reversal of fortune, producers plan to pressure networks and cable companies to run only reality TV shows and not reruns, which continue to payout the much relied upon residuals to WGA writers out...
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Funny story:  OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

OJ Simpson was ordered to showed up to a Las Vegas courthouse today to go before a judge to determine whether the state has sufficient evidence to move forward with kidnapping, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon charges to name a few.
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Funny story:  Solar Electric Chairs

Solar Electric Chairs

Nashville, TN (AP) - In an effort to "Go Green" Al Gore's home state of Tennessee has ordered new Solar Powered Electric Chairs from Bell+Howell. The creator of the Solar Bug Zapper is now venturing into the lucrative capital punishment...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Revives Millinery Business

Paris Hilton Revives Millinery Business

LOS ANGELES - The world's top women's fashion designers have focused all their creativity onto a new headwear trend started by Paris Hilton.
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Funny story:  In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...
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Funny story:  New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.
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Funny story:  Comet Holmes Lands at American Airport

Comet Holmes Lands at American Airport

Palm Beach International Airport, Florida (IP) - Comet Holmes made history today when it became the first comet to land at an airport.
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Funny story:  Costa Rica Establishes Safe Touist Zones

Costa Rica Establishes Safe Touist Zones

Palma Verde, Costa Rica (IP) - The government of Costa Rica has established a three tiered system which allows the foreign tourist various levels of safety and security. The amount of crime being committed against tourists in Costa Rica has been on...
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Funny story:  City Slickers Suck Ass as BT Blood Banks Run Dry

City Slickers Suck Ass as BT Blood Banks Run Dry

Dominic Domino - BT's chief bloodsucker Ben Goldfinger has been on a high-fiving roll lately, and so it was unavoidable that he would slip on something nasty any time. And that time is now.
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Funny story:  Pacman - Dejected

Pacman - Dejected

Pacman, the popular 1980's computer game is said to be dejected, following a near twenty year drought of other work.
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Funny story:  Blair refuses to name pay cheque signatory

Blair refuses to name pay cheque signatory

Connaught Square, London - (Mercenary Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been asked "Just who signs your pay cheque these days?" and refused to deny that it's a source at the Northern Rock Bank.
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Funny story:  UK Gets 'iPhone' Bank Holiday

UK Gets 'iPhone' Bank Holiday

Temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, today showed that he was in touch with the people of the UK by proclaiming that this Saturday (13 Oct) will be the UK's first Saturday Bank Holiday.
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Funny story:  Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

Macca shagging NY Mafia boss's daughter

London - (Assinine Mess): Paul McCartney's new shag interest, millionaire New Yorker Ms Nancy Dishevelled, is the daughter of a Mafia mobster who won a presidential pardon from Ronnie Raygun.
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Funny story:  Northern Rock Latest

Northern Rock Latest

Northern Rock, the UK Bank which has borrowed billions from the Bank of England when the credit markets dried up, is to be sold on eBay, insiders have revealed.
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Clarence House - (Fetid Mess): Desperate HRH wannabe Kate Middleton has forked out a fortune to prove she's got blue blood somewhere along the line.
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Funny story:  9/11 was Putin revenge for Kursk fiasco says Interpol

9/11 was Putin revenge for Kursk fiasco says Interpol

Interpol HQ - (Conspiracy Mess): The head of Interpol's Foreign & Disorganised Crime division has told reporters today that all the unpublished evidence points to Russia's Vladimir Sputum being behind the 9/11 atrocity.
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Funny story:  How To Weigh Your Head

How To Weigh Your Head

1) Weigh yourself in the morning.
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Funny story:  Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a...
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Funny story:  LASIK Eye Surgery Reveals Ugly People Everywhere

LASIK Eye Surgery Reveals Ugly People Everywhere

LASIK Eye Surgery Reveal Ugly People Everywhere...
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Funny story:  General Motors Reports $39 Billion Loss

General Motors Reports $39 Billion Loss

On Wednesday automotive giant General Motors reported that it had lost $39 Billion during the third quarter.
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Funny story:  Met Chief Cracks Brick With Forehead

Met Chief Cracks Brick With Forehead

TOUGH Sir Ian Blair once again found himself cracking bricks in half with his forehead today when an official report into the accidental mis-shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes highlights areas where police must stop mis-shooting people who look like...
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Funny story:  'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' Sues Over Date-Rape Drug Rights

'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' Sues Over Date-Rape Drug Rights

Palo Alto, California (Drugs R Us) - U.S.-based drug manufacturer Jazz Pharmaceuticals is suing Australian toy company Moose Enterprise and Canadian toy company Spin Master, Ltd.
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Funny story:  The Tent, Part II

The Tent, Part II

In rotation, two people moved next to the fire pit, one smoking, the second one holding the burning charcoal above the opium lump placed atop a tiny hole, while the smoker blew air into the pipe to blaze the charcoal; then sucked the air in, and, consequently, the fume through the end of the pipe. The aroma of opium and tea filled the space. The light was magical. The faces were glowing red under...
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Funny story:  Rear Admiral Joe Walsh & Captain Ted Nugent to Meet with Submarine Skippers

Rear Admiral Joe Walsh & Captain Ted Nugent to Meet with Submarine Skippers

US and A - Rear Admiral Joe Walsh (Commander Submarine Force U.S. Pacific Fleet) and Captain Ted "Terrible Ted" Nugent (Motor City Madman) vow to meet with every submarine commander, following a serious coverup onboard the submarine USS HAM...
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Funny story:  The Spoof! Librarian Quits Over Drug Allegations

The Spoof! Librarian Quits Over Drug Allegations

Lancaster, England (High Times Staff Reporter) - Mary Jane Nickelbag, head librarian and story archivist for TheSpoof.com, quit her post earlier this week after she was confronted about her suspicious "drug-related behavior".
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Funny story:  Politician hopes voters will have slip and fall accidents

Politician hopes voters will have slip and fall accidents

Newly elected Guilderland Board Member and personal injury attorney Warren Redlich plans on using his new position to drum up business for his law firm, according to his former friend but now arch rival and political opponent Mike Ricard.
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Funny story:  U.K.'s  "Fresh & Easy" grocery chain to join the likes of Mexico's "Bimbo" bakery and America's "Oscos" drug stores in the Southwest

U.K.'s "Fresh & Easy" grocery chain to join the likes of Mexico's "Bimbo" bakery and America's "Oscos" drug stores in the Southwest

Hemit, California - Touted as well researched for several years before investing its first chain of grocery stores in the U.S., Tesco's "Fresh & Easy" opened its doors today to a block buster line of single man responding to the grand o...
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Funny story:  Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

Dog the Bounty Hunter's Racial Tirade, A Publicity Stunt?

The Spoof has unearthed a plot that's sure to rock the television community to it's very foundation.
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Funny story:  Toys Recalled For Containing Date Rape Drug

Toys Recalled For Containing Date Rape Drug

Aqua Dots toys (called Bindeez in Australia) produced in China are being recalled after it was discovered that they are coated with gamma hydrozy butyrate, the famous date rape drug. Three Los Angeles children were hospitalized after being found unc...
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Funny story:  Code Red:  Santa Claus Detained!

Code Red: Santa Claus Detained!

Children everywhere may be in for a nasty surprise on Christmas morning. The North Pole Daily has reported that Santa has been detained during a fly over practice run over Washington D.C. It seems some suit over at Langley didn't like the &qu...
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