The Spoof! -- Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck Filbert, acknowledged a secret obsession with tuna the other day.
"Well, I just really like the smell of that stuff myself," Filbert openly explained for the first time, "I mean, I could just...
A couple of weeks ago the hicks from the sticks brought their awards show to cocktail and nightclub country, New York City, in the hope to cosmopolitan country music a bit, and let city folk know that you can be country and still read Truman Capote and attend talks at the YMHA. Ain't gonna happen so easy, pardner. Who's going to clean up the horse shit when all the Jasper's have gone b...
Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the team observed a Me...
Out of the Paris Masters and out of contention for Shanghai, The Spoof caught up with British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to hear his thoughts on 2007.
In a Press Conference here in Washington, with jolly mood, Mr. Bush put a question to Reporters that;...
Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.
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In the soon to be announced TheSpoof.com Awards 2007, there are some totally 'new categories' up for grabs! Robotsausage looks certain to receive 'the award for the world's lo...
Reports today surfaced in a graveyard from an underground news source that the top earning dead celebrities of last year were not ready to die and were planning to make a come back.
London - (Gay Ass Mess): The Buck House flunkey at the hard core of a gay video blackmail attempt on royal minors has named Vice Count (sic) Linley's father Earl Snowdon as one of his oral resuscitation partners.
Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): The royal fleet of limousines including the Queen's flagship £250,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom has had to be fumigated after the corpulent king of Sordid Arabia's state visit ended with him commandeering it for the j...
Heinz, world renowned makers of food in a can have revealed a new range of produce.
Congress, in order to help pay for the more than 9 trillion dollar war debt, will go underground and ask dead celebrities to pay higher taxes. The Dead Celebrity Tax Reform, sponsored by Democrat and North Carolina state Senator, David Hasaprice, wil...
Minneapolis, MA - John Fourfeathers, casino magnate and direct descendent of Crazy Horse, the legendary Indian warrior, reacted angrily today to the latest findings from controversial anthropologist Magnus Nilssonson.
Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.
INDIANAPOLIS -- The most hyped regular season game ever for the National Football League has been thrown into disarray just before the opening kickoff, as both the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts have made major concessions to each ot...
SACRAMENTO - The wildfires which ravaged much of the US state of California last week were finally extinguished Sunday by a single herculean breath from the lungs of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Making the worst season in team history even more embarrassing, the Miami Dolphins managed to lose a game Sunday to the Chicago Bears, despite the fact both teams had bye weeks.
Ticket wielding Parking Attendants are to be issued with new technology "Stealth Suits" to render them invisible to motorists.
LOS ANGELES - Adventurer, survivalist, mountaineer, and Gnarliest Man of the Year, Edward 'Bear' Grylls knows a thing or two about handling life-or-death situations.
At a press conference today Terry McAuliffe campaign manager for Hillary Clinton revealed that Ron Paul would no longer be the dominant force on the internet during this Presidential campaign. He revealed that due to Hillary's persuasive nature t...
The butt of one of the most famous pharaohs from Ancient Egypt, the boy king Tutankhamun, will be put on public view for the first time. Although his mummified body has been viewed by thousands of people, it is believed that until now only ab...
What happened to our role-models and heroes? Olympic champion sprinter Marion Jones shamefully admits to steroid use; Tennis star Martina Hingis retires from professional play after testing positive for cocaine; NFL football superstar Michael Vick is embroiled in a dog-fighting scandal; F1 racing teams are accused of stealing information from rivals; World chess champion Deep Blue is arraigned...
Bill Clinton, ex-president of the United States, shocked the world today when he announced that he was retiring from politics. And joining the circus. Heads of state from every nation were stunned by the announcement, as they could not discern any di...
NEW JERSEY - The 'Sport of Kings' was rocked by scandal on Sunday as allegations of drug use by Kentucky Derby winner Street Sense surfaced.
ST. LOUIS (AP) -- With the St. Louis Rams resting up on a much deserved bye week, Scott Linehan can't help but to glance over at the schedule for the rest of the season.
Hillary Clinton turned up the heat in the 2008 presidential election by taking a shot at up-and-coming GOP candidate Ron Paul yesterday. Clinton referred to Paul derisively as a "radical pragmatist" when as...