Funny story:  Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Berkley CA. USA - Professor Jillian Madison of University of California at Berkley has nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize. "This is a very important find for Global Warming," Jillian Said, "It's em...
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Funny story:  Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

Kyla Ebbert New Employer is Bill Clinton

Kyla Ebbert was embarrassed last month when a jealous Southwest flight attendant from a San Diego flight told her to change her clothes so that her crotch would not be displayed. Since then she has been featured in Playboy and also was headlined wit...
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Funny story:  2 Weeks  - Just another conspiracy?

2 Weeks - Just another conspiracy?

Today, Spoofmeister Mark Lowton announced that TheSpoof.com will suffer a loss of service for two weeks and claims that it is because of his honeymoon.
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Funny story:  Huckabee Discusses Creationism

Huckabee Discusses Creationism

Washington, USA -- Candidate Mike Huckabee is running full steam ahead toward the first January Primaries. The former baptist preacher sat down with me to discuss his beliefs about creation and evolution in light of recent reports about how his beliefs may hurt him in the upcoming election.
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Funny story:  Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Canterbury -- The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, is taking the Church of England in a bold new direction. "It is time," he said, "and I feel it is right that religious worship return t...
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Funny story:  Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Malibu, California -- In what is becoming an increasingly distressing and common trend for over privileged rich kids, Lindsay Lohan highs are leading to numerous hospitalizations and in some cases death.
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Funny story:  Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

A leading British archaeologist said that the grotto whose discovery was announced this week in Liverpool was not the sacred cave linked to the legendary founding of the Mersey Sound spearheaded by the Beatles.
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Funny story:  Fucking Residents Enjoy Fucking

Fucking Residents Enjoy Fucking

VIENNA - A survey conducted by the Austrian government has revealed that residents of the village of Fucking, commonly referred to as Fuckers, are extremely satisfied with their place of residence.
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Funny story:  Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Judge orders Britney not to drive with her kids in the car; also, orders her not to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time

Los Angeles, California - After the judge saw the video tape of Britney running a red light with her kids in the car with her, he ordered Britney not to drive her kids around anymore, although she maybe present in the same vehicle with them. Britney...
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Funny story:  Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

Oral Roberts University president really sux say students

Tulsa, Oklahoma - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Scholars at the beleaguered Oral Roberts University have voiced approval of their president finally getting booted off the campus after months of complaining about him being a snide little crook.
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Funny story:  Cops probe Bush links to Prince Jefri UK assets heist

Cops probe Bush links to Prince Jefri UK assets heist

London - (Ass mess): The serial fraudster, former KGB agent, psychopathic fantasist and impersonator of the Sultan of Brunei's missing brother Prince Jefri is being probed for links to George W Bush after police found evidence his criminal rampag...
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Funny story:  O.J. Simpson: "If You're On The Strip..."

O.J. Simpson: "If You're On The Strip..."

Former football star turned criminal O.J. Simpson could spend the rest of his life behind bars if he is found guilty of kidnapping, armed robbery and eight other counts. However, Simpson has other plans, and is suing Las Vegas for false advertising.
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Funny story:  Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Britney goes cold turkey for Thanksgiving: her and the kids have a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jelly beans

Hollywood, California - As per her court order, Britney spent Thanksgiving morning with her kids. However, not having the time to prepare and cook the traditional bird for Thanksgiving dinner, having only a few hours to spend with them, Britney turne...
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Funny story:  Former SCHIP Recipients Form Paper Routes

Former SCHIP Recipients Form Paper Routes

Do you remember when you were young and needed a little extra cash to pay for that critical operation? Well, now that children that are no longer receiving SCHIP, they are finding it easier and easier to earn a little extra money to pay their health...
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Funny story:  Pope trolls Hellfire Club chatrooms, appoints Archbishop Fergus McShergar as Cardinal

Pope trolls Hellfire Club chatrooms, appoints Archbishop Fergus McShergar as Cardinal

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): "And I will make you fissures (sic) of men!" were the immortal words of the P2 Lodge grand wizard and Bishop of Rome as he deftly anointed the trembling lips, foreheads, breasts and bodily orifices of...
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Funny story:  New missing data disc launched as mobile ringtone

New missing data disc launched as mobile ringtone

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Horrendous Mess): Following today's news that Revenue & Customs has lost six more child benefit data discs the Treasury is keeping mum about reports that the contents of one, containing a recorded tirade between HMRC sta...
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Funny story:  Australia Boots Out Bush Ally John Howard

Australia Boots Out Bush Ally John Howard

MELBOURNE (FMLiveWire) -- Conservative Prime Minister John Howard was humiliatingly defeated on Saturday at the hands of Labor's Kevin Rudd, who has promised to sign the Kyoto Protocol on global warming and withdraw Australia's combat troops...
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Funny story:  Nobody Wants England Job

Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.
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Funny story:  Are Hollywood Writers On Strike Or On Vacation?

Are Hollywood Writers On Strike Or On Vacation?

(Hollywood) - As reported earlier, Hollywood's striking writers were not picketing the day before Thanksgiving. Now, it seems that the striking writers have taken a whopping 5 days off ...
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Funny story:  Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...
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Funny story:  Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

RIYADH - A 40-year-old Saudi businessman has been sentenced to death by the Saudi General Court after heinously refusing to prevent his own murder.
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Funny story:  President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

An emergency Whitehouse announcement has been scheduled for 6pm on Sunday evening after an iceberg floating in the sea off Alaska started listing badly, putting millions of peoples' lives at risk...
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Funny story:  Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

The lost Child Benefit database CDs containing the personal information of more than 25million people, have been found 'safe and well' - one at a HMV store in Newcastle, the other at a branch...
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Funny story:  A-Rod Buys the Yankees

A-Rod Buys the Yankees

New York -- All star New York Yankees baseball player A Rod disclosed today that as part of his recent negotiation to stay with the Yankees, he was given an unprecedented 60% share of ownership of the team. "They didn't have enough money t...
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Funny story:  Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

New York, USA -- Well, if you think Hillary Clinton's campaign is sailing smoothly along, that she is untouchable for the Democratic Nomination and will easily defeat Rudolf Guiliani for the Presidency, so does she. She has built a formidable p...
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Funny story:  Huckabee Furor: What's in a Name

Huckabee Furor: What's in a Name

New York -- Mike Huckabee has capitalized lately over reports that he is going back to his Serbian roots and changing his name back to Huckabij (pronounced Huck-A-Bitch). The name was changed by his paternal grandfather to Huckabee which had a much...
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Funny story:  Gazprom Scraps Plan to Build Huge Skyscraper in Saint Petersburg

Gazprom Scraps Plan to Build Huge Skyscraper in Saint Petersburg

SAINT PETERSBURG - Russian natural gas giant Gazprom, which is poised to soon become the world's biggest corporation, has cancelled plans to build a very tall and controversial skyscraper as its headquarters in historic Saint Petersburg.
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Funny story:  Apple Unveils New "iRod"

Apple Unveils New "iRod"

Cupertino, California - Following in the footsteps of the popular iPod and iPhone, Apple Inc. has announced an even more sensational marketing campaign this holiday season: the "iRod".
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Funny story:  At least he died doing what he loved to do...

At least he died doing what he loved to do...

This has to be one of the falsest, most overused expressions of all time.
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Funny story:  Barry Bonds Reaches Out to Kids

Barry Bonds Reaches Out to Kids

Alcatraz, CA - While Barry Bonds has made some mistakes in his life, he's determined to make sure that other's do not fall into the same traps. After being sent to jail for perjury and obstruction to justice, Barry Bonds entered into a plea...
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Funny story:  Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

PEARL HARBOUR, HI, USNA-- Presidential candidate Rudy "Mitt" Rompson was outed as a Fascist Party member after being linked to a fundraising website promising to reopen World War II on behalf of the Imperial Axis. His membership was proven...
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Funny story:  This is Democracy.

This is Democracy.

Democracy is a state in which poor happily agree to continue to remain poor ever after.
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Funny story:  The Bitch Had Three Mommies

The Bitch Had Three Mommies

Everyone knows that Lassie had several husbands (Jeff and Timmy being the most notable) but how many of you knew she had three mothers?...
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Funny story:  Another day in the U.N.

Another day in the U.N.

It's a cold day at the U.N. delegation and people are expected to be involved in heavy arguments. Prince Charles starts the processions with an inspirational speech.
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Funny story:  Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

Greeter Sleeps In On Black Friday

Denver, (AP) - Hundreds of shoppers lined up in front of a Wal-Mart were dismayed and shocked to find the store had not opened at 4:00 AM as expected on Black Friday. Apparently, the greeter who was to open the store forgot to show up to work.
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Funny story:  Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

It's a cloudy day in London and traffic is heavy. A woman is about to board a famed British bus on her way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk for her baby.
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Funny story:  Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Britney Strikes Back! She hires her own private dick to dig up the dirt on K-Fed and find his career

Hollywood, California - Fed up with K-Fed's private dick poking about in her face, digging deep into her most private affairs, putting the screws on her, snooping around her back door, Britney decided to hire one of her own and do the same to K-F...
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Funny story:  Musharraf warns of world-wide attacks by 'militants based in Pakistan' -   Fucking (Austria), Climax and Dildo (Canada) and Gayhead (Mass. USA) top targets!

Musharraf warns of world-wide attacks by 'militants based in Pakistan' - Fucking (Austria), Climax and Dildo (Canada) and Gayhead (Mass. USA) top targets!

Having been booted out of the Commonwealth and forced to agree to the return of exiled arch-enemy Nawaz Sharif, the GenMush spin machine went into full attack.
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