Funny story:  Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...
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Funny story:  Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

In a shock announcement this evening, the Ministry of Defence has admitted that an order of twenty Eurofighters ('Typhoons') destined for the Royal Saudi Air Force have been lost in the post.
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Funny story:  Labour Party Adops Steve McClaren as Mascot

Labour Party Adops Steve McClaren as Mascot

The Labour Party announced this evening that it is to adopt Steve McClaren as its official mascot.
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Funny story:  Benazir Bhutto - "saviour of Pakistan's poor" - to model for House of Hermes

Benazir Bhutto - "saviour of Pakistan's poor" - to model for House of Hermes

Stating, "She's the epitome of Glam-bam-thank you maam", the fashion house Hermes has signed a multi-billion dollar contract with wannabe, 3rd time Prime Minister of Pakistan, Benazir Bhutto
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Funny story:  Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Denouncing Pakistan's suspension from the Commonwealth, Friday, an angry Musharraf accused the 53-nation group of making an "unjustified and unreasonable" decision.
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Funny story:  Fall/Winter Horoscope

Fall/Winter Horoscope

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be lucky in love this week, as the hooker will mistakenly give you change for a $20 instead of $10. Coworkers will respond to your authority by staining your chair with tiny, barely perceptible amounts of urine each day, so that you're never quite able to locate the source of the smell. Friday is your day to make a big change in your finances. Maybe stop buy...
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Funny story:  President Forgets To Pardon 49,999,998 Other Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 49,999,998 Other Turkeys

WAHSINGTON, Nov. 20 -- In the 60th annual pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House, President Bush kept with a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 49,999,998 turkeys prior to the holiday. Two turkeys named May...
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Funny story:  Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Canadian Scientists Create Super Beaver

Banff, Alberta - Scientists on vacation at an undisclosed resort in Banff have revealed to the world Prudence, described as a "super beaver" that will change the world.
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Funny story:  Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Brussels, Belgium - Scientists at the Brussels Center for Van Dammian Cultural Advancement (or BCVDCA, which means "Pitiable Oxen" in Belgian) have released the results of a recent battery of scientific tests indicating that Belgian born st...
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Funny story:  'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Tortured

OKLAHOMA - Joe Francis made millions of dollars selling videos of college girls having wild orgies while on spring break. The 'Girls Gone Wild' videos were marketed mainly to men with extremely low self esteem.
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Funny story:  Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...
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Funny story:  'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

The 'Feelbad Factor' felt all over the country since the failure of the England football team to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals, is set to permeate through to every last facet of English life, says an expert.
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Funny story:  Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Hires Rudy Giuliani As Driver

Britney Spears Hires Rudy Giuliani As Driver

Hollywood, D. C. - Tired of consecutive fender benders, Britney Spears has hired Rudy Giuliani as a driver to take her and both sons on errands, appointments, clubs, spas and shopping on Rodeo Drive. Rudy insists he can continue to campaign for the...
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Funny story:  New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

Disney HQ, Hollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Disney's Internal Affairs department is probing reports that Enchanted's heroine Giselle is modelled on the hallucinogenic visions of a Texan sleazebag moonlighting as a Second Life
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Funny story:  Saturn in Virgo to call in all Puppet Monarchy IOUs

Saturn in Virgo to call in all Puppet Monarchy IOUs

Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Diabolical Mess): Today's news that the Northern Crock bank disaster is actually hiding a £100 billion black hole has come as no shock to the Met's Serious & Disorganised Fraud Squad forecasting department.
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Funny story:  Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

A Bristol woman has astounded local people by allegedly performing a miracle with nothing more than a large haddock.
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Funny story:  Sacked HMRC boss to visit Pope over missing child benefit discs poster campaign

Sacked HMRC boss to visit Pope over missing child benefit discs poster campaign

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Stupendous Mess): The sacked HMRC boss in charge of the missing child benefit data discs fiasco is to travel to the Vatican to raise the profile of a poster campaign to find the vanished CDs.
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Funny story:  Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...
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Funny story:  McLaren woes continue

McLaren woes continue

McLaren F1 Boss Don Rennis is reportedly losing his legendary cool, as he searches for some positive media reporting of his team's activities.
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Funny story:  Government Bans Xmas Decorations

Government Bans Xmas Decorations

The Government of Austerica has issued a blanket ban on Christmas decorations, citing the risk of terrorist attack as justification.
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Funny story:  Man injured in black Friday "running of the shopper" ritual

Man injured in black Friday "running of the shopper" ritual

Residents of Durham reportedly awakened this morning to the ground shaking. Many thought their town was experiencing an earthquake, though tremors in North Carolina, outside of "Cameron Crazies," or North Carolina basketball teams winning national ch...
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Funny story:  Rick Astley to Reform

Rick Astley to Reform

Teenage girls rejoice, 80's pop sensation Rick Astley are set to reform. Reformations of pop wonder-groups is all the rage in the UK of late and it would seem that the members of Rick Astley are ready to cash in.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...
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Funny story:  New Third Runway Will Save a Million Plastic Bags

New Third Runway Will Save a Million Plastic Bags

FEARS THAT a new third runway at Heathrow will lead to environmental damage were quashed today by a new report which shows that it will actually save the world. The report states that the new runway, with its associated new terminal,...
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Funny story:  Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Prime Minister Brown today explained why personal data on 25 million Britons is missing:...
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Funny story:  New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.
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Funny story:  Turnips Ignored Again This Thanksgiving

Turnips Ignored Again This Thanksgiving

Millions of Americans ignored Turnips again this year, turning their attention to much more popular and better tasting food at the Thanksgiving table.
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Funny story:  Tesco to introduce male-only checkouts.

Tesco to introduce male-only checkouts.

Tesco, the British retail giant is to introduce male only checkouts after a man collapsed and was rushed to hospital yesterday with what has been described as a stress-induced heart attack. The man is said to be in a serious but stable condition.
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