Funny story:  Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.
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Funny story:  Jim Morrison's Kids Reunion

Jim Morrison's Kids Reunion

Los Angeles, California -- AP -- The late front man for the Doors may be spinning in his grave as his purported children are gathering for a pseudo family reunion at the Whiskey-a-go-go in Los Angeles. Jim Morrison never legitimately fathered a chi...
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Funny story:  Office work discovers why he is unpopular

Office work discovers why he is unpopular

John Leatherhead, from Chutney on the Fritz has discovered why he is not the king of the walk at his office.
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Funny story:  Bush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa

Bush mixes up Tom Turkey's Presidential pardon with "Scooter" Libby's and vice versa

Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...
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Funny story:  Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger: The Truth

Schwarzenegger: The Truth

Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret is out - he's actually a wig salesman called Ridley Violin.
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Funny story:  Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in  Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Baja, Mexico - Known only as the nosey grocery store manager who asked generations of shoppers, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," Mr. Whipple was a man we hardly knew but everybody immediate recognized, even in Mexico. Like many Amer...
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Funny story:  Amoeba challenges government over data loss

Amoeba challenges government over data loss

An amoeba has challenged Gordon Brown, claiming it can do a better job of running the country.
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Funny story:  GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

Up until April of 2007 such a story would have been unthinkable, an idea writers of political fiction would find too far removed from reality to even consider without some serious hallucinogens. This year, however, changes everything as a chain of errors by the GOP Republican guardians has coalesced into a debacle slowly unfolding in the most perfectly recorded election process ever witnessed.
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Funny story:  Google News steps up 'War on Spoof'

Google News steps up 'War on Spoof'

The Spoof goes underground - At 2:30am yesterday, The Spoof`s offices were raided by Google shock troops and its servers confiscated in the ongoing 'War on Spoof'. The scene was horrific: pages upon pages of...
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Funny story:  Elusive Gay Gene Identified

Elusive Gay Gene Identified

(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...
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Funny story:  Novak Stands by Obama Dirt Spread by Hillary

Novak Stands by Obama Dirt Spread by Hillary

WASHINGTON - In late breaking news, conservative columnist Robert Novak is sticking behind an earlier story that claims that Hillary Clinton's campaign is spreading the word that there is "scandalous information" relating to the candida...
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Funny story:  French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

French Strikes: Moral High Ground or Work-Shy Garlic Munchers?

Hundreds of thousands of French civil servants have reinforced the French stereotype of lazy, work-shy onion munchers, and joined striking transport and energy workers as France is crippled by a second week of industrial action. Most of the strikers...
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Funny story:  China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.
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Funny story:  Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An inquest into the September 2006 death of Daniel Smith has heard of his mother's recorded suspicions that her former step-daughter-in-law, Elaine Marshall, may have been linked to attempts to pare down t...
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Funny story:  Tipper Gore to Veep for Hillary: Thanksgiving announcement imminent

Tipper Gore to Veep for Hillary: Thanksgiving announcement imminent

Washington - (Ass Mess): The Hillary Clinton camp is poised for a dramatic Thanksgiving Day announcement naming Tipper Gore as their top choice for Veep on the Dems' 2008 dream thicket.
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Funny story:  Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...
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Funny story:  ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.
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Funny story:  Secret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost

Secret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost

Three scientists in Encinitas, CA claim to have unlocked the secret to efficient and easily reproducible cold fusion, then lost the secret due to, as they describe it, "trying to do too many things at once."...
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Funny story:  World Federation of Sports Announces Athletes Will Approach Speed of Light Soon

World Federation of Sports Announces Athletes Will Approach Speed of Light Soon

It was announced today by the World Federation of Sports (WFS) that sprinters, particularly those of world class rankings, are increasing speeds at incredible rates.
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Funny story:  25 million kids' tax data heist 'is Hellfire Club inside job'

25 million kids' tax data heist 'is Hellfire Club inside job'

Whitehole, London - (Disaster Mess): A massive governmental security breach has been blamed for the theft of over 25 million child benefit claimants' details from HM Revenue & Customs.
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Funny story:  Writer's Block: Author Plans Book

Writer's Block: Author Plans Book

Pensacola, FL - Petrie Mortimer has had writer's block for 15 years, and now he plans to write a book about his experiences as a blocked writer, called "Blocked: How to Break Free."...
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Funny story:  Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

Duchovny, McHellHole & Californication producer 'totally screwed' as Peppers pile on heat

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Actors David Duchovny, Natascha McHellHole and TV producer Tom Kapinos of the Californication TV show are facing personal ruin with losses in excess of $250 million each after rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Funny story:  Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...
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Funny story:  McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
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Funny story:  Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

Spoof Magazine Division Reports £45 Million 3rd Quarter Loss

LONDON EXCHANGE - Highly respected TheSpoof.com is suddenly on the verge of bankruptcy with its low-rated Magazine division leading the otherwise profitable online news outlet straight down the tubes.
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Funny story:  Bush Invites Queen Elizabeth II to be New American Figurehead

Bush Invites Queen Elizabeth II to be New American Figurehead

Washington, DC (AP) - President George W. Bush of the USA, his popularity flagging, has reached out across the pond seeking someone, anyone, to take some of the heat that has resulted from his foreign policy off of his back. To that end, he has exte...
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Funny story:  BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

The BBC has this morning announced on its website the Springtime launch of its all-new comedy channel BBC TeeHee, in a direct response to a new independent channel being launched by members of The Spoof
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Funny story:  McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
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Funny story:  Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Following last week's loony decision by a sheriff in Scotland that a man who masturbated with a bicycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another sheriff has found an Englishman guilty of...
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Funny story:  Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
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Funny story:  Lifetime  Sets its Sight to Conquer Middle East market with Modern Day's Women

Lifetime Sets its Sight to Conquer Middle East market with Modern Day's Women

Dubai -United Arab Emirates - On the heels of MTV's announcement it will bring Hip-Hop to the United Arab Emirates public, another network follows MTV's lead. Lifetime Entertainment Services announces that it too will try to attract young fe...
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Funny story:  MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...
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Funny story:  Orange Juice Causes Colds

Orange Juice Causes Colds

Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.
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