Funny story:  Musharraf caves in - makes concessions - agrees to set up democratic party-govt in Pakistan

Musharraf caves in - makes concessions - agrees to set up democratic party-govt in Pakistan

Tough-talking US Envoy, John Negroponte flew to Pakistan with an equally tough message for "Bad-boy turned good-guy turned bad-boy", Pervez Musharraf: End Emergency rule or risk losing US support.
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Funny story:  George Bush Immortalized in Webster's Dictionary

George Bush Immortalized in Webster's Dictionary

New York -- President George W. Bush provided a wealth of new material for the 2008 edition of Webster's Dictionary, being given credit for 17 of the Dictionaries 38 new word additions. "We don't take this sort of thing lightly, this P...
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Funny story:  'SNL' Canadian comedy writers striped of their US work Visas after being fired by NBC; Lorne Michaels deported back to the Great White North

'SNL' Canadian comedy writers striped of their US work Visas after being fired by NBC; Lorne Michaels deported back to the Great White North

New York, New York - In the predawn early morning hours, Mr. Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels, was rudely awoken from his warm bed in his cozy New York penthouse on the upper Westside of Manhattan, hooded, thrown into the back of a cold unmarked v...
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Funny story:  UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

(New York) - In a dire report issued today, UN scientists predicted the complete extinction of the human race in 7 years due to global warming.
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Funny story:  McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.
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Funny story:  New York Yankees Buy Themselves

New York Yankees Buy Themselves

In an unprecedented move, today the New York Yankees have acknowledged that they in fact have purchased themselves.
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Funny story:  New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

New Government Study Finds Women Like Athletes

A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.
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Funny story:  Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Amidst jeers and taunts of "Scab!" and "Union-buster!" several dozen writers for TheSpoof.com crossed the picket lines set up by members of the Writers Guild of America. The Spoof writers have not chosen to join the Writers Guild...
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Funny story:  Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.
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Funny story:  Children to be reading by 6

Children to be reading by 6

David Cameron, puppet master of the British Conservative party has said that an important piece of information was missing from his latest statement.
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Funny story:  The Queen saves country £5

The Queen saves country £5

Normally, on reaching a diamond wedding anniversary, one receives a card of congratulations from HM the Queen. These ornately figured, tastefully drawn cards designed by court calligrapher, Humphrey Smullet, cost around £4:45...
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Funny story:  2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.
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Funny story:  Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.
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Funny story:  The "Other Robert Plant"

The "Other Robert Plant"

Saturday morning. Time to get up and do stuff. Do my grocery shopping. Run errands…do everything I put off doing during the week. And my &q...
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Funny story:  60 whoppers about Puppet Monarch's diamond wedding anniversary

60 whoppers about Puppet Monarch's diamond wedding anniversary

Buckingham Palace Fiction Factory - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Met's Serious Fraud & Disorganised Crime Squad today demanded parity of public information following the publication of an official list of the Puppet Monarch's 60th wedding anniversary whoppers ahead of Monday's Thank-God-We-Got-Away-With-it-So-Far Thanksgiving Service at Westmonster Abbey.
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Funny story:  Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

Major league baseball to be sped up; violence added for perspicuously numb audience

The tireless innings that seem to drag on forever in major league baseball will now be a thing of the past according to spokespersons for the league. New rules will be garnered and enforced in the league to help retain and increase its fan base which...
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Funny story:  Jungle Warfare breaks out in "I'm not a Celebrity Get me out of here!"

Jungle Warfare breaks out in "I'm not a Celebrity Get me out of here!"

Yes, the phone lines could well be rigged! Yet again, some kind of voting system has gone haywire. A has-been super-model (who knows what it's like to give birth!) from across the pond, has had various face-lifts, botox injection...
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Funny story:  New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

New baseball league formed to accommodate steroid users; NFL and National Hockey Leagues standing by

It was reported today that the commissioner of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig announced that there would be some major changes coming down the pike. One change addressed the problem of the rash of recent stars admitting to using anabolic steroids.
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Funny story:  England Manager's Barnet Exhibits Uncertainty Principle

England Manager's Barnet Exhibits Uncertainty Principle

During a staggeringly bland and platitudinous post match interview this weekend following England's friendly against Lichtenstein reserves, the frontal area of England supremo Sven Goran McLaren's hair appeared to fade in and out of viewer...
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Funny story:  Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome

Psychologists Finally Figure Out How Bush Won Re-Election: Stockholm Syndrome

Psychologists and election experts working closely together for the past three years have finally determined how President George W. Bush won his re-election campaign: Stockholm Syndrome. Dr. Ian Schroeder of the University of Chicago, head of the r...
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Funny story:  76% of Humans work in Call Centers

76% of Humans work in Call Centers

A staggering 76% of human adults work in call center based employment, says the World Forum For Employment Statistics (WFEM).
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Funny story:  Sydney Harbour bridge closed indefinitely

Sydney Harbour bridge closed indefinitely

A transport accident has left Sydney Harbour bridge closed for an indefinite period. During the morning rush hour a truck laden with 800 manholes crashed in the northbound lanes, spilling it's load over 5 traffic lanes and the railway line.
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Funny story:  The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

It was reported today that another profane shopping list produced in the bowels of some sordidly mundane and baroque satire writer with a swanky sense of humor has surfaced and landed on the shores of Spoof.
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Funny story:  Metaphysical Affair

Metaphysical Affair

If you ask my partner, he'll assign much more attributes than '29, 35-24-36, 60 kg, 170 cm tall healthy sexy female'. The reason I bring this up is the mysterious significance of my fitting measurements. Don't get me wrong. My intimate life prior to the episode, shortly explained, seemed perfectly all right. Briefly, we were both mystically led to take a trip to the 'Valley of Fertility', in the v...
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Funny story:  I Am Such A Girl

I Am Such A Girl

My cousins who are in their 70's just got their first computer, and I am in charge of forcing them how to understand how to run the thing. They think I am a genius because I know how to Google, and I can email like a fiend. I will do my best to never disappoint them.
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Funny story:  Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.
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Funny story:  Continuing ban of Alan

Continuing ban of Alan

The world wide banning of all Alan's from public buildings will come into force during the new year, said a politician with ambitions to being the king ruler of the world.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.
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Funny story:  Prime Minister Buries Dog

Prime Minister Buries Dog

London -- Controversy continues to swirl around Number 10 Downing Street after recent admissions from Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he buried his dog, 'Tony,' alive.
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Funny story:  Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.
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Funny story:  Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-In on Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, McCain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters

Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.
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Funny story:  Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack...
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Funny story:  Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

Mannequins Not That Smart, Survey Determines

District of Columbia - Results from a recent Pew Research Center survey conclude that display window mannequins are just plain dumb.
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Funny story:  Scott Boras: "I Go Back NewportBeachistan!"

Scott Boras: "I Go Back NewportBeachistan!"

New York - eTrueSports has just learned that super agent Scott Boras, after a week of humiliations, is quitting the sports representation business and will return to his homeland of NewportBeachistan...
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Funny story:  Pacman Jones Moves On, Will Replace Katie Couric

Pacman Jones Moves On, Will Replace Katie Couric

New York - eTrueSports has learned that Adam "Pacman" Jones, the Tennessee Titan football player whose suspension for the rest of the NFL season has just been confirmed by the commissioner's office, wil...
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Funny story:  Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

In Saudi Arabia, camels can go wherever they want but not women,...
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