BUENOS AIRES - During a press conference this morning attended by hundreds of print, internet, and TV reporters, TheSpoof.com announced publication of a new tell-all book dealing with the sex habits of several of the world's remaining Royal fami...
This month's list comes from London's broadsheet newspaper, The Daily Reform.
President George "Dubya" Bush was rushed to surgery last night after complaining of stomach pains.
Hamburg, GERMANY - Still smarting from their defeat in World War Two, The German Government today announced plans to once again dominate the world, through a series of well-timed economic sanctions and carefully executed trade deals.
(Mount Palomar, CA, Nov 15) Scientists at the Mount Palomar Observatory in California and Caltech have confirmed that the "blast front" from Comet 17P/Holmes will hit the Earth on Dec 21, 2012. By odd coincidence, this is the day that the...
London - (Presposterous Mess): The ex-Duchess of York has told royal wannabes Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy that doing too much crack cocaine has blinded them to the perils of the royal family from hell and their impostor princes Wills and Harry.
Computer users around the world have been tormented by his spam for years but it is only now possible to put a name to the person who is behind all those pointless emails.
Nikolskoye, Central Russia - (AssoCIAted Mess): About 30 oligarch members of a pseudo-Branch Davidian doomsday cult have barricaded themselves in a remote cave in Central Russia because they think the end of the world is near as oil prices slump to $...
Caged Imam Abu Hamza, who believes in murdering people to satisfy his perverted religious desires, is to star as Captain Hook in a production of Peter Pan in London this Christmas. The sicken...
The RAF is to reprise its famous 1,000 bomber raid over Germany - but will drop millions of messages of friendship instead of bombs.
AFRICA - After learning that scientists are now cloning monkeys to create new stem cell lines for humans, Tarzan decided this was the best way to save his son, "Boy."...
President Bush took a tour today at the Prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Marion County, Tennessee (IP) - A town in Tennessee which is so small it has no name has had a law suit filed on its behalf by Marion County against Georgia Governor Sonny Shisler.
Cut the Roses and keep smiling…this is duty.
Fly over the poor and keep smiling…this is duty.
One of the Diminutive Short Arsed Chirpy Geordie's Ant or Dec is set to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as they are the only Celeb's left deep in Australian Jungle after all the other Celeb's hot footed it to the nearest Pub.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush electrified Washington and the world when on Friday he declared himself King of the Jews to riotous acclaim by AIPAC.
Today Thursday 15th November 2007 President George Bush announced from the Pentagon Security Office that the United States of America where at war with Suffolk.
Aye. Does anyone remember Watergate? I don't. I was, oh, about negative 14 years old, so I'm a little young to remember.
CNN's Glen Beck is preparing a show describing how 'Home-Grown' terrorists regard Walgreens as a ready one-stop supply center for the kinds of weapons-grade materials necessary to build bombs, IED's and other nefarious devices.
Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Senator from New York, Presidential candidate, former First Lady, and husband of President Bill Clinton was once a young, aspiring actress. Early home movies from a former neighbor show that, for four consecutive year...
Jared Fogle, the spokesman for Subway who lost half a ton by eating their sandwiches, will be donating his former wardrobe to the Smithsonian Institution.
The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:
It was announced today at the Pentagon that the United States Army was going to switch over to using hybrid tanks in its ground forces. The American military is the single-largest purchaser and consumer of oil in the world, the total of which consume...
Nation's favourite avuncular chat show host, Michael 'Parky' Parkinson, 99, wants his final show - to be aired next month on ITV1 - to encapsulate all that the nation's sofa-dwellers love about him.
With Hilary Clinton confident on the US polls, she claims the main thing to remember about working the pole is that the best tips come from a male figure such as you husband, especially one that's watched or even been on a pole before.
Lahore, Pakistan - Pakistani officials insist that Imran Khan is not under arrest but free to move about the country as he wishes, but he prefers to telecommute from his home or government provided facility to do his part to help reduce his carbon fo...