Funny story:  God is a D.J.

God is a D.J.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space, the final frontier - Cassini-Huygens at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory California Institute of Technology has reported music from Saturn, proving once and for all that God is a D.J.
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Funny story:  India-Canada in secret deal to provide asylum to bin Laden.  Pentagon furious - threatens to nuke Canada

India-Canada in secret deal to provide asylum to bin Laden. Pentagon furious - threatens to nuke Canada

Newly de-classified Pentagon documents reveal that Canada and India have been involved in back-channel diplomacy with Al-Qaeda to provide Osama bin Laden with asylum.
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Funny story:  Muslims Expose British Fascism

Muslims Expose British Fascism

In a brave attack on Great Britain's Nazi totalitarianism, the Muslim Council of Britain has laid bare that country's evil betrayal of the many Muslims who have flocked to its shores.
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Funny story:  Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Clyde Snodgrass, of Columbus Ohio has set a new Guinness World Record for the "Highest Number of Farts in a One Hour Period." The 17 year old high school student trained for six months in preparation for the competition which was held this...
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Funny story:  The Key Shop

The Key Shop

Dad's locksmith shop was a perfect circle. So round that I don't think I can tell you the square footage of the place. It was small though. So small that one day when an epileptic friend of my father's had a fit in the shop, he took up nearly the length of the place, front to back, when he fell.
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Funny story:  UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

A survey by human rights organisation, Liberty, of terror detention limits around the world has shown that the UK has the harshest regime of any democracy. At 99 years before charges are brought, the limit has provoked criticism world wide. The m...
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Funny story:  Schwarzenegger, the new bionic man

Schwarzenegger, the new bionic man

Before California governor "Aaaahnald" Schwarzenegger went under the knife this weekend to remove a metal plate and cables that held his leg together after a skiing accident in Sun Valley last December, doctors asked the encumbered and punc...
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Funny story:  Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Northern Rock has hit back at George W Bush's claim that it is part of the Axis of Evil by saying that it was "just a case of sour grapes" by the US President.
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Funny story:  Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger, the semi-sighted manager of Arsenal has today become embroiled in fresh controversy, this time regarding his real identity and nationality.
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Funny story:  Saint Paris Hilton Of "The Simple Life"

Saint Paris Hilton Of "The Simple Life"

(New York-NY) There are those who think a Jew should not be marshalling forth an argument of why Paris Hilton should be canonized as the saint of the 21st century. But speech is free, and you know how we sons and daughters of Israel like a deal. Is that Cossack horse hoof beats I hear or are you just excited about reading my analysis? Look if it makes my gentile readers (Catholics and Episcopalia...
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Funny story:  Writers pull the plug on America's Happiness

Writers pull the plug on America's Happiness

Hollywood, CA - Like many of our you, we've been worried about how we'll survive the Writers Strike.
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Funny story:  Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match

The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...
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Funny story:  Sex, lies and videotape: Musharraf promotes fornicating judges!

Sex, lies and videotape: Musharraf promotes fornicating judges!

A British news source confirmed yesterday that Pakistan's intelligence agency sent secretly taped sex videos to at least 3 of 11 Supreme Court judges to ensure a favorable vote i...
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Funny story:  Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

Bush Snacks on Wounded Soldiers

San Antonio, CA - President Bush recently visited wounded soldiers at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, California.
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Funny story:  Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Conservative leader David Cameron is expected to call for the law to be tightened to ensure that more men are convicted of rape in court. In a shock announcement Cameron said it didn't matter if they were guilty, and that sound bites and convicti...
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Funny story:  "Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

"Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson is to get a once off Holiday special TV talk show where he interviews friends while under the influence of narcotics.
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Funny story:  Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.
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Funny story:  Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

The new leader of the Liberal Democrats is a poltergeist, which was ejected from of of the Scottish Nationalist Party for throwing pans at 'loud supremo' Alex Salmond.
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Funny story:  Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

During a trial run for the 2012 Olympic Games when a replica torch was used to ignite the traditional Olympic Flame, the resultant fire grew out of control and engulfed part of central London.
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Funny story:  Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...
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Funny story:  Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): Chelsy Davy's decision to sell an intimate videotape sex diary of her three year fling with the Pretender's younger son Harry has sent the Queen's blood pressure boiling.
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Funny story:  Winehouse husband grasses up Kate Moss plea bargain cops in missing £6 million police expenses probe

Winehouse husband grasses up Kate Moss plea bargain cops in missing £6 million police expenses probe

London - (Conspiracy Mess): In an ironic twist of fate Amy Winehouse's husband has grassed up detectives who secured the dropping of Kate Moss's June 2006 drug charges in a plea bargain struck from the detox wing of HMP Belmarsh where he is o...
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Funny story:  Dead Driver Had Glass Eyes!

Dead Driver Had Glass Eyes!

When Gerald Germbottom drove his car on the A303 near Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England little did he know that he would be involved in a bizarre road traffic accident. You see, Gerald had a secret that he didn't want the police t...
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Funny story:  Hugo Chavez and King Juan Carlos sent to Indian Yoga retreat to "get right with God" and repair relations

Hugo Chavez and King Juan Carlos sent to Indian Yoga retreat to "get right with God" and repair relations

After the spat and food fight so comically and repleatly covered by the Queen (Mudder) in Santiago, Latin American leaders, Hugo Chavez and Spain's puppet monarch, King Juan Carlos were being sent by an unknown board of Latin American nationals c...
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Funny story:  Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Well known children's entertainer Robert 'Bob' The Builder was today arrested following a report on "Rogue Traders", the popular TV consumer programme.
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Funny story:  Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Washington - Neither the department of Homeland Security nor the US State or Justice departs had any comment today as plans emerged from the blogosphere to smuggle hundreds if not thousands of 'expecting' Canadians for Paul c...
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Funny story:  Is it Children in Need or Wogan in Need?

Is it Children in Need or Wogan in Need?

This Friday 16th November 2007 will see the annual BBC Scroungethon called Wogan in Need.
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Funny story:  Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Today Monday 12th November 2007 a vote taken by Airline Passengers from all over the Globe unanimously voted Ryanair as the Worlds favourite and most caring Airline beating Brazilian TAM Linhas Aereas by a narrow margin.
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Funny story:  MySpace: The 21st Century Whorehouse

MySpace: The 21st Century Whorehouse

For purposes of identity protection, details concerning identities will not be exposed, either through this article or any subsequent communication with the author. Now, Onward!...
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Funny story:  Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

San Francisco, California - Apparently, fed up with the high price of gasoline, a group of desperate Californians boarded an oil tanker in the San Francisco Bay to protest the raising prices of gasoline and rolled a few barrels of oil overboard. Boar...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.
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Funny story:  Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.
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Funny story:  Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple is coming out with yet another variation of its iPod line. Reminiscent of the infamous and highly successful U2 iPod of a few years ago, the new Ron Paul model should appeal to the candidate...
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Funny story:  Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Forget about debates. NRA (Naturally Rowdy Americans) spokesman, Jeff Winchester reports that all presidential candidates are preparing to square off in a paintball game.
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Funny story:  Gas demands respect; says to call him "Mr. Petrol" from now on or else

Gas demands respect; says to call him "Mr. Petrol" from now on or else

Oil Platform Seven, North Sea - With all the political instability in oil producing regions of the world, estimates that China will consume more oil than the United States in the coming three years and oil already approaching the 100-dollar mark, gas...
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Funny story:  Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

Notre Dame 1 and 9 Season - God No Longer Catholic

South Bend, Indiana (IP) - The Lord has changed his religion from Catholic to Baptist after having to put up with Notre Dame's 1 and 9 football season.
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Funny story:  Spoof editor Mark Lowton to host big Christmas bash

Spoof editor Mark Lowton to host big Christmas bash

Sporting a crop of newly-transplanted hair, slob-shmuck turned playboy Mark Lowton, Spoof's Chief Editor, CEO and the world's greatest boss, addressed the me...
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Funny story:  Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Republican John McCain, climbing in polls but lagging in money, wants to negotiate a $3 million loan from the Ron Paul Campaign while some of his backers launch an independent advertising effort seemingly at odds with his years of fighting outside in...
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