Funny story:  "Pincha loco" man fixture on American escalator says "No me puedo salir adelante; No es posible llegar ariba"

"Pincha loco" man fixture on American escalator says "No me puedo salir adelante; No es posible llegar ariba"

A man was discovered today in a nearby shopping mall trapped on an escalator trying to make it to the next level. Jorge Gonzales says that he has been climbing those stairs on the escalator for 37 years and still hasn't made it to the top.
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Captured!

Osama Bin Laden Captured!

(Washington) - An un-named U.S. Senator revealed that Osama Bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and is being held under heavy guard in a top secret U.S. location...
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Funny story:  Blue Peter Was Always a Fake Claims ex-Staff Man

Blue Peter Was Always a Fake Claims ex-Staff Man

Former Blue Peter employee Lester 'Lester' Lester, 67, plunged the children's flagship programme into new depths of scandal-despair yesterday, when he claimed - in the light of recent revelations about faked competition winners and rigged...
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Funny story:  New Justice Department Head, Michael Mukasey holds court on civil liberties

New Justice Department Head, Michael Mukasey holds court on civil liberties

US Senate members pulled an all-nighter yesterday, complete with all-dressed Godfather's pizzas, Krispy cremes with sparkles (and in an ethnic salute to new-found friend India) Big Gulp Mango Chutney Squeegies.
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Funny story:  Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

Jill Dando Knocker Shocker

The Jill Dando Memorial Fund (the JDMF) has announced the launch of a new range of door accessories in memory of Miss Dando, to be entitled "Jill's Knockers."...
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Funny story:  Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Coral & William Hill have been inundated with a dead 'sherbet' that Tony Blair will be given a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list. There are already so many Sir (insert the name of your choice) B...
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Funny story:  White House denies Bush Sr. made skydive in preparation for invasion of Iran; he now double talks, saying Invading Iraq was the way to go!

White House denies Bush Sr. made skydive in preparation for invasion of Iran; he now double talks, saying Invading Iraq was the way to go!

College Station, Texas - Eight-three-year-old, George H.W. Bush took the ultimate leap of faith that Americans believe him now as he jumped out of an airplane today strapped to a member of the U.S. Army Golden Knights parachute team. It was in celebr...
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Funny story:  Golf and the Art of War

Golf and the Art of War

Did you know that golf is part of our national defense? If not, join the (country) club. I didn't either.
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Funny story:  Next Ford Car Will Not Have Wheels!

Next Ford Car Will Not Have Wheels!

DETROIT - Designers at Ford Motor Company have finally thrown away the book. "We are sick and tired of producing cars that all look basically the same! From our earliest Model T Ford right up to our complete 2008 model year, every single Ford...
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Funny story:  Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.
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Funny story:  Canada is an organized crime lair

Canada is an organized crime lair

CANADA -- Heavily armed police emergency response teams should seize the Canadian Governments assets as part of an international crackdown on organized crime.
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Funny story:  Tory tosser Aitken back in the fold

Tory tosser Aitken back in the fold

London - (Ass mess): Lying, perjuring scumbag and former Tory Minister for Arms (sic) Procurement Jonathan Aitken is back in the Hellfire Club fold after blagging his way up David Cameron's arse.
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Funny story:  'Shut Up & Go Home Commie Crackhead!'  Spanish Puppet Monarch Tells Chavez

'Shut Up & Go Home Commie Crackhead!' Spanish Puppet Monarch Tells Chavez

Santiago, Chile - (Ibero-American Mess): Spain's puppet monarch King Juan Carlos The Jackal threw a major wobbly today at the Ibero-American summit in Chile and ordered Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez to "shut the f##k up" before calling...
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Funny story:  Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Black Sea - (Disaster Mess): President Vladimir Putin has blamed an infestation of mating Ukrainian razor clams for the sinking of four Russian ships including an oil tanker which split in half during a heavy storm last night.
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Funny story:  Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

LONDON - Fueled by wild speculation in the press, the actual cause of the death of Heather Mills, estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, became known today.
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Funny story:  Jade Goody - "2007 has been my Horrible Anus"

Jade Goody - "2007 has been my Horrible Anus"

This year, nothing much has gone right for the reality TV queen. Jade Goody shot to fame on Big Brother 3, where she emerged as the nation's favourite bimbo. Since then she's made over £50 million, in book de...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

It was reported today that it wasn't long ago 10-term Texas congressman, Ron Paul, was back in Kansas tending to his conventional duties on the farm. Yet weather conditions in Kansas caused Mr. Paul's house to be lifted up and placed in a lan...
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Funny story:  IRA/UVF issue historic joint statement

IRA/UVF issue historic joint statement

In an unprecedented move, leading Irish Republican terrorist organisation, the IRA, and leading Unionist terrorist organisation, the Ulster Volunteer Force, have issued a joint statement.
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Funny story:  Media takes out injunction against Heather Mills

Media takes out injunction against Heather Mills

The mass world-wide media has decided to take the unusual step of obtaining a court order against the strange and estranged ex wife of Paul McCartney, in an attempt to get some peace and quiet from her constant whinging and whining.
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Funny story:  Bush Welcomes Mukasey As Attorney General Torturer

Bush Welcomes Mukasey As Attorney General Torturer

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush has welcomed Michael Mukasey into his dying and corrupt administration as attorney general in charge of torture, saying, "I can always use another fascist Zionist pervert here. OMG, Mukasey is a totally sick...
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Funny story:  FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

In a what is hailed as a first in internet regulation, the FBI has apprehended three youths for the recent wave of spam criminally supporting the campaign of Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul, previously alleged to be negligibly complicit to the crime...
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Funny story:  Pakistani Idol judges fired

Pakistani Idol judges fired

General Pervez Musharraf appeared on prime-time TV yesterday and admitted that he had fired the entire "Pakistani Idol" panel of judges because rumors had reached him "that they meant to boot me off the island".
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Funny story:  Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

(Atlanta) - The State of Georgia is undergoing the worst drought in its history. The long hard drought threatens to dry up crops, dry up money and dry up people. Things are so bad that Governor Sonny Perdue last week, in desperation, called for the p...
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Funny story:  The Tent, Part III

The Tent, Part III

I somehow was proud of my own nervous system not succumbing. At the same time I watched them closely. They seemed to have turned into soft clay, enlarging, dwindling, bulging, thinning, and lengthening. In the meantime, the shepherd boy behaved differently: he could no longer shut his mouth; he kept gaping. He no longer could move. When, someone asked him to fetch something, the boy tried in vain...
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Funny story:  Justice Served...?

Justice Served...?

Don't we all love the concept of justice? Isn't the idea of truth, fairness and equality something we all hold dear? Doesn't it seem right that a murderer should be caught and apprehended as soon as possible? Doesn't the idea of a smoothly running criminal justice system just rank right up there with other happy, furry things like kittens, wine, sex on the beach and amateur pornogr...
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Funny story:  Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Minneapolis- Ron Paul was making a routine campaign stop in rural Minnesota when screams came from the crowd of 30 or so on-lookers as they scurried out of the way of what appeared to be a rolling tire. Paul saw it at the last minute and turned to ru...
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