Funny story:  TheSpoof.com First to Warn About Purchasing Lightsabers on eBay

TheSpoof.com First to Warn About Purchasing Lightsabers on eBay

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Right here, on none other than TheSpoof.com, you were warned about purchasing lightsabers on eBay.
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Funny story:  "Gmail Users Are Younger, Richer, and Better in Bed" but Spoof Readers and Writers Even Better

"Gmail Users Are Younger, Richer, and Better in Bed" but Spoof Readers and Writers Even Better

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article by Pete Cashmore, it was revealed that the stats show that Gmail users are younger, richer, and better in bed.
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Funny story:  Repbulicans Accidentally Got Republican Woman

Repbulicans Accidentally Got Republican Woman

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - Today, a Republican woman was trying to drive across a puddle when she suddenly realized how deep the puddle was.
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Funny story:  Sure He Looks Like A Madman, But What Does Mitt Romney Really Believe?

Sure He Looks Like A Madman, But What Does Mitt Romney Really Believe?

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It ain't his religion, although the Reverend Al Sharpton might disagree. It ain't his politics, although Democrats see him as running the republican wing on the Republican Party. It's because Mitt Romney is...
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Funny story:  Felix Minderbinder Gets It Wrong at TheSpoof.com

Felix Minderbinder Gets It Wrong at TheSpoof.com

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, an article on TheSpoof.com entered by Felix Minderbinder got his quote by Tony Blair wrong. In his article, Tony Blair Says He W...
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Funny story:  Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.
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Funny story:  Spongebob Squarepants enters Presidential Race

Spongebob Squarepants enters Presidential Race

Spongebob Squarepants, star of the hit television show of the same name, announced Friday that he has decided to run for President of the United States as an Independent.
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Funny story:  Kenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album

Kenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Kenny Loggins fans are going gaga over his new CD. His website is overrun with comments about how good the album is.
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Funny story:  Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

After the tragic deaths of seven alligators in Florida this year, the Department of Wildlife Preservation has begun placement of signs at key locations around the state to warn alligators that their feeding areas may be infested with human swimmers.
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Funny story:  Bill Murray Marries 5-Iron

Bill Murray Marries 5-Iron

Celebrity Bill Murray today acknowledged reports that he married a golf club last week. He spoke out to clarify the situation, as there had been reports that he got married at a golf club. He actually married his 5-iron, which has long been hi...
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Funny story:  Bush Passes A Personal Milestone - Writes His Own Name

Bush Passes A Personal Milestone - Writes His Own Name

George Bush was the pride of America today, as for the first time ever, he wrote his own name in joined up writing.
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Funny story:  ABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls

ABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article on ABCNews.go.com, Rick Klein flat out lies about the ABC Internet Polls, claiming that its voters voted multiple times for Ron Paul. The article reads,...
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Funny story:  New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...
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Funny story:  Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

Charles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award

A notorious inmate at Full Sutton jail in East Yorkshire, has been awarded compensation amounting to thousands of pounds after a prison officer callously woke him from an afternoon nap.
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Funny story:  The Magic Pope creates Brazil's first saint!

The Magic Pope creates Brazil's first saint!

Pope Benedict XVI has canonised Brazil's first native-born saint, Friar Galvao, to the cheers of up to a million faithful and two million undecided but who like a good spectacle all the same, gathered in Sao Paulo.
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Funny story:  Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

Scooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest

That celebrated international festival of anti-talent, the Eurovision Song Contest gets under way in Helsinki this Saturday amid the usual controversies and scandal that make it one of the most shambolic, manufactured and tedious eve...
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Funny story:  Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
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Funny story:  Eurovision and Big Brother Combine Forces

Eurovision and Big Brother Combine Forces

Endemol, makers of popular reality show Big Brother today announced plans to combine forces with The Eurovision Song Contest to create a mega formatted tat-fest of weird over-the-top characters.
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Funny story:  Mobile Phone Companies to Introduce Teleport Technology

Mobile Phone Companies to Introduce Teleport Technology

Reports are coming in of a massive deal signed by the Worlds leading mobile phone companies to introduce teleport technology to their latest models in time for Christmas.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp

Paris Hilton, starting her 45 day prison sentence for drink-driving, was today said to be delighted at just how friendly the other prisoners in her women-only detention centre in California are being towards her.
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Funny story:  NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

NASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Lead engineers at Johnson Space Center are in stark disagreement over the best overall design configuration for NASA's planned Ares space launch vehicle.
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Funny story:  Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Torture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest

Tony Blair pulled off one last insult when he persuaded the Eurovision organisers to move the World Famous Song Contest final from Helsinki to Baghdad.
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Brad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): It's that all-too-familiar look of terror, disbelief and utter OMFG that men suddenly develop when their wives or partners announce ever so sweetly that darling, wouldn't it be m-a-r-v-e-l-l-o-u-s!...
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Funny story:  Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

Oral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told

California - (Ass Mess): Former Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky has spoken today about the first time she was told that oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars.
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Funny story:  Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

Old, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence

New York - (Ass Mess): Officials in New York City have become so fed up with the recent influx of old, fat, ugly or "even heavily pregnant" strippers that they have decided to start a new licensing system "before New York becomes a lau...
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Funny story:  Canadian refuses loyalty oath to Hitler Queen

Canadian refuses loyalty oath to Hitler Queen

Toronto - (Ass Mess): A Toronto criminal lawyer is urging new Canadiann citizens to ignore the gimmicky oath of allegiance to the Queen because it is a cynical fraud based on a whopping great big fib.
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Funny story:  Hewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth

Hewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth

Hewlett Packer announced that the company has succeeded in creating a printer that not only prints scans copies and can be used as a fax machine, but also has a truth sensor device that is built on a CMOS chip that can tell if a document is the truth...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Los Angeles -- Stunning observers in the court room, Paris Hilton said that she is the one responsible for rigging several online polls in favor of Presidential candidate, Congressman Ron Paul.
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Funny story:  Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Nobody has given consideration to Paris Hilton's Chihuahua, Tinkerbell during these trying times. Drunk driving affects everybody. Please take a moment to read and sign the following Petition to Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Your help is needed and appreciated. PETITION
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Funny story:  M.I T. Study Confirms, Women Are Shamelessly Naked Under Their Clothes

M.I T. Study Confirms, Women Are Shamelessly Naked Under Their Clothes

A study done six months ago claimed that all women are, shamelessly naked under their clothes. Something Superman has been claiming for years. Now, a group from M.I.T has challenged that claim.
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Funny story:  Tony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes

Tony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes

LONDON (UPI) - Outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced that he will "take down" and implicate President George Bush if Blair is charged with war crimes.
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking Goes Canadian

Stephen Hawking Goes Canadian

Stephen Hawking, the wheelchair bound UK physicist and author of bestselling book 'A Brief History of Time' has announced he has changed his computer generated accent to Canadian amid fears he is wrongly seen as an American.
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Funny story:  The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.
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Funny story:  Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.
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