Funny story:  Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Fears are growing for Vice President Dick Cheney after doctors discovered a leg in his blood clot today.
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Funny story:  Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA--(GOOBERZ)Pandemonium broke out at a 7 Eleven store, when the power went out, due to a short circuit in a hot dog warmer, shutting down the Mega Millions Jackpot Lotto ticket dispenser. The c...
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Funny story:  Jay Leno checks into Comedy Rehab

Jay Leno checks into Comedy Rehab

Comedian Jay Leno checked into a California comedic rehabilitation center yesterday, after apparently hitting what his spokesman is characterizing as "Comedy Rock Bottom."...
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Funny story:  A crusty tale

A crusty tale

A team of McDonald's high flyers with a degree in bad taste have set sail on a voyage to examine why a huge chunk of the earth's crust is missing, deep under the Atlantic Ocean -- a phenomenon that challenges conventional ideas about...
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Funny story:  Scooby Doo dies aged 45

Scooby Doo dies aged 45

'Scooby Doo', the well loved character from the long-running American animated television series, was buried today after suddenly dying at the age of 45. His first appearance on our TV screens was in 1970, and his 20-year car...
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Funny story:  'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...
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Funny story:  Suicide Bombers strike in Baghdad

Suicide Bombers strike in Baghdad

Up to 15 people have been killed and many more injured in twin suicide car bomb attacks in Baghdad. The bombs exploded near a market in the mainly Shia New Baghdad district, in the eastern part of the city, Iraqi place have said. There has been a str...
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Funny story:  Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ Special: Secrets REVEALED!

Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ Special: Secrets REVEALED!

TheSpoof has performed a careful criticism of the Discovery Channel Special "The Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ" to help you sort out the facts.
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Funny story:  Obama's Uncle Owned Sharpton's Cousin

Obama's Uncle Owned Sharpton's Cousin

Entered into this day, an agreement between politicians such that they covenant with each other a common ancestry of boredom. Per Kierkegaard, God was bored and created Adam. They were bored together, and next came Eve, Cain, Able, Politics and the rest of the neigh-bore-hood?...
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Funny story:  Interview with the dumpster

Interview with the dumpster

Real Estate Tycoon and YUPPIE Deity -- DONALD DUMP -- sat down for an Interview with C.N.N.'s BLITZKREIG HORSEFLY last Night...
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Funny story:  Fox Poll backs President Bush

Fox Poll backs President Bush

In a new FOX NEWS POLL conducted last Month a whopping 84% of viewers agree with President BUSH -...
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Funny story:  Surgeons find Duchy Originals condom wedged inside Camilla

Surgeons find Duchy Originals condom wedged inside Camilla

London - (ReUterus): Surgeons at the King Edward VII Hospital for Officers, Gentlemen and Hellfire Club Old Slags have fished out some suspicious Duchy Original products from Camilla's womb after a gruelling five hour hysterectomy.
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Funny story:  Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Coldplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse

Mexico City - (Rioters): Hubris has addled Coldplay vocalist Chris Martin's brain after he described a song on the band's next album as 'basically genius'.
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Funny story:  George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

Troubled pop star George Michael, now sixty- four years of age, has found himself in the spotlight, again, for reasons of questionable conduct. The star, of Wham fame, was caught, once again, in a 'compromising situation' in...
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Funny story:  Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. And you get to see George Bush's baby picture."...
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Funny story:  In Praise of FLIPITOR

In Praise of FLIPITOR

Dr. Stanford Templeton - If you take FLIPITOR, you'll be in good company. More than 20 billion Americans have been prescribed FLIPITOR, and there's nothing wrong with them. Why should you ask your GP about FLIPITOR?...
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Funny story:  Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Beckham: Exclusive interview!!

Madrid- The La vĂ³mito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.
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Funny story:  Bush's bourbon footprint affecting humanity

Bush's bourbon footprint affecting humanity

Washington DC - (Rotters): The President's bourbon footprint may have a far worse effect on the world's climate change than all the planet's exhaust emissions plus bovine methane put together.
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Funny story:  Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Max Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty

Shilpa Shetty is rumoured to have sacked her recently appointed PR guru Max Clifford following comments he attributed to her about celebrity numbskull Jade Goody.
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Funny story:  Mrs Pastor Haggard comforts Senator Edwards' wife

Mrs Pastor Haggard comforts Senator Edwards' wife

Washington DC - (Rotters): Ted Haggard's wife Gay has phoned to comfort Senator John Edwards's wife Elizabeth after TV fag-hag-slag Anne Coulter smeared his manhood on her show this weekend.
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Funny story:  Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Washington DC - (DissassoCIAted Press): Clutching his copy of UK tabloid News of the Screws a beaming President George W Bush told a press conference today that a California rehab has diagnosed Britney as a succubus - a demonic female entity that dra...
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Funny story:  The Russians are coming!

The Russians are coming!

Following the shooting of Mr Paul Joyal, a critic of Vladimir Putin, and the death of ex KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko, there has been wide spread panic that no one is safe from the long arm of the Russian hit men.
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Funny story:  Local Junior High Student to Compete in National Science Fair

Local Junior High Student to Compete in National Science Fair

Hal Peno Junior, a local eighth grader at Buckley E. Filberamous Middle School, recently won the regional science fair competition and will move on to the national level. Hal's project is on the differences in manual dexterity levels between right a...
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Funny story:  Google brings precognition to the desktop

Google brings precognition to the desktop

Google MindReader, utilising the company's recently developed Cyberspace Thought Transference Protocol (CTTP) is the latest application to be offered by the internet search company.
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Funny story:  Batarang forces PM to resign

Batarang forces PM to resign

IN AN UNPRECETENDED MOVE British PM Tony Blair resigned today after it was revealed that he was accepting cash for honours.
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Funny story:  Fergie's Dead Sea Scroll Discovery Excites Historians

Fergie's Dead Sea Scroll Discovery Excites Historians

Historians are flooding to Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club, after manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, searching for evidence against rivals Chelsea, entered a long-untouched cave in the Judean Desert, and found jars...
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Funny story:  American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.
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Funny story:  Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Cool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids

Health Minister, Caroline Flint, today announced plans to build a thousand super new Accident and Emergency departments in the UK to cope with the rising number of complaints that joy-riding children are so like traumatised...
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Funny story:  Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Voice of an angel star, Charlotte Church and her rugby playing lover, Gavin Henson, were being comforted at home last night after it was revealed that their foetus was refusing to be born in Wales.
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Funny story:  Mega Millions Madness

Mega Millions Madness

YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...
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Funny story:  Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13

Buster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13

The Revelations of the Baby Angel,Part One " I believe YOU to be true , actual,real...
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Funny story:  Bush Turns Back Into Frog!

Bush Turns Back Into Frog!

In a shocking development, Laura Bush has kissed George! The last which was the first kiss happened in a Texas swamp where Librarian Laura was hiking with some youngsters and reading some fairytales during their rest breaks. The tale of the lady who...
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Funny story:  American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

American Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol

Since World Leader Idol is due out in April, where World Leaders compete to win the earth's affection, TheSpoof went in to get the latest scoop with none other than Simon Cowell.
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Funny story:  Bush carries through on threat to Iran, unleashes moon-eating dragon.

Bush carries through on threat to Iran, unleashes moon-eating dragon.

President George W. Bush stepped up the already heated rhetoric towards Iran by last night making good on a threat to "blot out the moon with a mighty-dragon!" This impressive demonstration comes on the heels of increasing tension between...
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Funny story:  American astronaut pimps Antonella Barba in space

American astronaut pimps Antonella Barba in space

Cape Canaveral, Florida - Retired U.S. Astronaut Deke Slayton has been identified as the mystery companion who accompanied American Idol contestant Antonella Barba to the nude photo shoot which rocked America's number one television game show.
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Funny story:  Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Scientists, Urologists, and Sex Therapists from the Mayo Clinic Sexual Research Institute have recently been awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for their work on the reverse chubby. The opposite of the boner, officially called the de-erection (der...
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