Funny story:  Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...
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Funny story:  Myspace to be discontinued

Myspace to be discontinued

It has been brought to our attention that before the end of the year Myspace will be but a memory. Due to the number of lawsuits at hand, and the stresses that go along with it, the website will close indefinitely.
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Funny story:  Not good men, GodMen!

Not good men, GodMen!

FRANKLIN, TENN -- 300 men, claiming to be Christians, met at a shopping mall, of all places, to listen to a lesson that will likely ring home with the "God and guns" mob: Christianity has been "feminized," Jesus is a "wimp&qu...
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Funny story:  Polar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion

Polar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion

Polar Bears, represented by two of the most litigious law firms in America, have filed a class action suit claiming $25 billion in damaged due to "mental anguish" caused by Al Gore.
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Funny story:  Plame: CIA gagged about Laura Bush and KD Lang

Plame: CIA gagged about Laura Bush and KD Lang

Washington AC DC - (Ass Press): Outed CIA agent Valerie Plame hit out at the White House fiction factory today during her congressional committee deposition and said that CIA operatives had been gagged during the 2000 presidential election from revea...
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Funny story:  Gonzales Fights Back

Gonzales Fights Back

In a press conference this morning, US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales lashed out at Congress.
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell changes his mind

Simon Cowell changes his mind

Amid the "should I go or should I stay" drama - Simon Cowell of the dreadful, shocking and sometimes also suicidal "American Idols" show has changed his mind and IS STAYING to torment further "future superstars in the making".
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Funny story:  Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
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Funny story:  US Attorneys Fired Because They Were Illegal Aliens Claims Justice Department

US Attorneys Fired Because They Were Illegal Aliens Claims Justice Department

In a just issued press release the Justice Department claims the eight US Attorneys were fired because they were illegal aliens.
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Funny story:  Dobbs Builds Wall arround Tacho Bell

Dobbs Builds Wall arround Tacho Bell

C.N.N. Immigration specialist Lou Dobbs is in the process of erecting an 8 foot wall around a Tacho Bell joint in New York City...
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Funny story:  Stock Up On Reslove And Paracetamol As The Country Goes St Patrick Crazy

Stock Up On Reslove And Paracetamol As The Country Goes St Patrick Crazy

St Patrick's Day is nearly here and the nation is getting ready for the piss-up to end them all as we go all Oirish.
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Funny story:  Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN -- Police in Islamabad fired tear gas and beat dozens of protesters today - including opposition leaders - over complaints about Pakistani President Musharraf's dog.
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Funny story:  North Korea to dismantle nuclear reactor - no kidding

North Korea to dismantle nuclear reactor - no kidding

BEIJING CHINA: The chief nuclear negotiator for the United Nations, Mohamed ElBaradie says North Korea will "definitely keep its promise" to dismantle its Yongbyon nuclear reactor this time. The communist dictatorship made the promise on th...
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Funny story:  2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

The spiralling cost of the 2012 London Olympics has forced the British Olympic Committee (BOC) to rethink its plans with regard to the staging of certain events. The decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to award the Games to Londo...
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe Police gear possessed

Zimbabwe Police gear possessed

HARARE, Zimbabwe (Anonymous) - Zimbabwe's Police truncheons and Police boots are possessed by cunning, yet invisible colonial evil spirits claimed octogenarian President Robert Mugabe yesterday on Zimbabwe's national television - as he tried to expla...
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Funny story:  The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...
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Funny story:  Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.
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Funny story:  PISS Fest 2007

PISS Fest 2007

I was alerted to this full-page ad for a summer festival in the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
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Funny story:  Al Gore Establishes Greenshirts: Demands Followers Enlist and Buy Shirts.

Al Gore Establishes Greenshirts: Demands Followers Enlist and Buy Shirts.

In a press conference held on the site of the yet to be constructed Al Gore Presidential Library, Mr. Gore took his campaign against global warming to a higher level. Dressed in riding pants, riding boots, a stylishly cut forest green shirt and match...
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Funny story:  'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills McCartney's fake leg seeks divorce...

Heather Mills McCartney's fake leg seeks divorce...

...leg seeks legal recourse to find a less fake, prosthetic replacement. "The Leg", now being represented by PR guru Max Clifford, has claimed that the situation had become untenable and that it was sadly time to part compa...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
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Funny story:  London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

London Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders

Things have just gone from bad to worse at London's Olympic site as more news emerges about the cost debacle.
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Funny story:  BBC Newsgirl To Wed Spoof Writer?

BBC Newsgirl To Wed Spoof Writer?

A BBC News presenter wrote the headlines herself last night, when she made an astonishing admission 'on air'. Six O'Clock Newsgirl Sophie Raworth dispensed with the details of the day's death toll in Iraq and the latest on the Cash for Peerages sc...
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Funny story:  Fossil Fuels found under Zimbabwe!

Fossil Fuels found under Zimbabwe!

The much troubled African country may be on its way to economic recovery soon, as the discovery by scientist looking for new water sources has changed the third world area into the next hottest property.
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Funny story:  Maddox Jolie-Pitt throwing a tantrum

Maddox Jolie-Pitt throwing a tantrum

When fetching his brother Pax, Maddox was seen throwing a tantrum (what is it with all these wealthy people) because he had to sit in the back seat of the car instead of sitting up front and driving the car like Britney's "baba".
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda:  "U.S. Puppets Playing Right Into Our Hands."

Al-Qaeda: "U.S. Puppets Playing Right Into Our Hands."

BAGDAD -- During a recent trip to Tokyo, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke out against those in Congress advocating a withdrawal from Iraq. "I think if we were to do what they are suggesting, all we'll do is validate the al-Qaeda strategy,&...
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba to Win First Nobel Piece Prize

Antonella Barba to Win First Nobel Piece Prize

At a press conference in Stockholm Sweden Lars-Lars Johannsen-Johannsen, Equal Member Of The Nobel Committee With The Responsibility Of Running Meetings. (EMOTNCWTRORM for short) announced that Antonella Barba would be the first recipient of the new...
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Funny story:  Cheney Boasts Mohammed Was Tortured, Vows to Torture Everyone for Israel

Cheney Boasts Mohammed Was Tortured, Vows to Torture Everyone for Israel

WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney has told the annual conference of the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) that accused al-Qaida operative Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was repeatedly tortured by CIA, Pentagon and Israeli sex perver...
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Funny story:  University Life

University Life

Obviously coming to University was a fantastic opportunity. I mean, the chance to pay £3,000 for something that cost £1,200 the year before was a chance I had to seize. It was my first step onto the educational ladder, and it was just waiting for me. I am a Law Student and since October 1 st 2006, I have learned some important things that will remain with me for the rest of my life, and I don'...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills McCartney, reportedly nervous about her upcoming appearance in the hit series 'Dancing with the Stars' on ABC television, has been cautioned for making unwarranted emergency 999 calls to West Sussex Police asking for the assista...
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Funny story:  Peter Snow Appalled By 1979 Fake Election Row

Peter Snow Appalled By 1979 Fake Election Row

BBC legend Peter Snow said he was appalled by the revelation of fake election results on the BBC. Snow, who has been in charge of the BBC's swingometer on election nights from the 1960s onwards, put the error down to
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Funny story:  Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...
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Funny story:  Pete Rose Ban Lifted

Pete Rose Ban Lifted

HEAVEN -- The ramifications from Pete Rose's admission that he bet on games in which he participated continue.
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Funny story:  Chiquita Banana International Launches New Ad Campaign!

Chiquita Banana International Launches New Ad Campaign!

CBI and its signature trademark Carmen Miranda VII will be heard and seen soon across multiple media outlets from radio,TV,cable,internet,zepplins,plane banners ,billboards and sandwich boards advertizing their latest campaign:...
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Funny story:  BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

A new row erupted last night at the BBC when Shaun Williamson, aka Barry Evans, was incorrectly voted out of the Fame Academy competition.
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Funny story:  Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to work at Mexican Car Wash

Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to work at Mexican Car Wash

Embattled U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today that he will be leaving the Justice Department and will accept a position at Tidy Boy Car Wash in Plano, Texas.
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Funny story:  Lame Duck Blair Goes Out in a Nucular Bang!

Lame Duck Blair Goes Out in a Nucular Bang!

At the same time that civilised people and their nations are fighting against the spread of radioactive materials and nuclear weapons programs in North Korea and Iran, PM Blair has decided to expand England's Doomsday contribution.
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Funny story:  Newly Released Prisoners Bear Hep C Instead of Job Skills!

Newly Released Prisoners Bear Hep C Instead of Job Skills!

Since US prisons have abandoned education and job training programs for the 2.2 million plus inmates in the corrections system, when an inmate is released chances are Hep C is all he will bring back to his community.
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Funny story:  Bush and Laura Eat Illegally Picked Veggies!

Bush and Laura Eat Illegally Picked Veggies!

White House Chef, Mammie Jemima has admitted that Mexican president Calderon was correct when he said that the President "probably eats the vegetables" that his Mexican relatives pick in the USA.Bush's Mammie who raised him from infancy...
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Funny story:  America self-destructs

America self-destructs

Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
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Funny story:  Al Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists

Al Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists

In a speech before the Bennington Vermont League of Women Voters global warming crusader Mr. Al Gore claimed that Copernicus, Einstein, and Galileo were among the scientific consensus that human were causing global warming.
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