Funny story:  Delta Iota Zeta Zeta Banned from DePauw Campus!

Delta Iota Zeta Zeta Banned from DePauw Campus!

Sorority Delta Iota Zeta Zeta (DIZZ) has been expelled from Depauw University greek system for its latest banning of overweight and "inconveniently intelligent" members.
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Funny story:  Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

DURHAM, N.C. -- The players stood waiting for their chance to run onto the field. They all knew this was not just another game. For the first time, and likely the only time ever, people gave a shit about a Duke Lacrosse game.
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Funny story:  New 2 Year Twitch Discovered By Anti-Social Scientists (ASS)

New 2 Year Twitch Discovered By Anti-Social Scientists (ASS)

Anti-Social Scientists (ASS) Inc. have discovered that marriage loses its "Happiness-Boost" in only two years! In direct contradiction of countless studies by Pro-Social Scientists (PSS) which have claimed for years the incontrovertible evi...
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Funny story:  White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

WASHINGTON D.C. -- In the context of the recent uproar over remarks by Marine Gen. Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, about gays in the military, the White House reaffirmed its support for the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...
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Funny story:  Bush To Pardon Libby

Bush To Pardon Libby

It's clear President Bush will pardon I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for his memory malfunction before leaving office in 2008; suggesting: if one has sloppy work habits; suffers from a dicey memory; has a predilection for gossip; he or she may...
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Funny story:  Was Beethoven Deaf?

Was Beethoven Deaf?

Ludwig van Beethoven (?-1847) who was possibly one of the greatest composers of slow boring music with occasional meaningless moments may not have slowly gone deaf as has always been thought.
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Funny story:  What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

To settle a bar bet, Jonathan Williams, leader of Arayan Nation faction "The Church of Jesus Christ Christian," underwent genetic testing to discover his ancestry.
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Funny story:  Cheney: You Are Hurting Troops!

Cheney: You Are Hurting Troops!

Your The Spoof reporter was at a press conference called to react to VP Cheney's attack on Democratic fund-cuttin proposals to begin an end to the war. After Hillary, Obama and sundry other politicos spoke a new and refreshing voice made the foll...
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Funny story:  Actor Jeni Regets Suicide; Requests Forgiveness

Actor Jeni Regets Suicide; Requests Forgiveness

HOLLYWOOD -- In a recent interview, comedian Richard Jeni is sad that he had to resort in taking his own life, and would like to see that we would forgive him for his rash actions. He said he was just dying for an interview, and that no one was gett...
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Funny story:  Bush Decides to Lead Guatemalan Army

Bush Decides to Lead Guatemalan Army

Generalissimo Jorge Doubleooo Bush announced his resignation from his sometime role as El Presidente Decidero de los Estados Unidos.
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Funny story:  Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

It is being reported that sexy female aliens have begun attacking Japan. The creatures are blue, with black hair, and wear a black sports bra and a dirty, lacy, yellow thong.
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Funny story:  Collins Says 'F-That' to Hall of Fame

Collins Says 'F-That' to Hall of Fame

ENGLAND -- After the weekend news hit that the Rock N' Roll hall of fame now included several hip-hop / rap artists in this years recent inductees, Phil flipped out. Collins (56) says that when his mind was approached with even the slight notion...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
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Funny story:  A Pastor Haggard moment waiting to happen for worried Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

A Pastor Haggard moment waiting to happen for worried Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

Pentagon - (Ass Press): Marine General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has told a press conference that he considers homosexuality to be immoral and any fag-ass pansy caught on his watch will be stripped.
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Funny story:  Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.
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Funny story:  General Pace fans the gay flames of scandal

General Pace fans the gay flames of scandal

WASHINGTON D.C. -- As the quagmirish scandal of the Iraq war continues and the shocker at Walter Reed lingers in the public eye, the nation's top military man is fanning the flames of controversy by stroking the debate over gays in uniform.
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Funny story:  Judge Larry Seidlin brokers TV show for Israeli bondage ambassador

Judge Larry Seidlin brokers TV show for Israeli bondage ambassador

Florida - (Ass Press): Using his newfound showbiz connections Florida judge Larry Seidlin is acting as go-between for Israeli ambassador to El Salvador Tzuriel Refael to be given is very own celebrity show on a cult S&M/fetish channel.
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Funny story:  Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal

Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal

Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain wi...
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Funny story:  Bush approves global warming bill that makes it illegal for cows to belch

Bush approves global warming bill that makes it illegal for cows to belch

In an attempt to fight the "greenhouse effect," Pres. George W. Bush today passed into law a global warming bill that makes it illegal for American cows and sheep to belch.
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Funny story:  Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Tokyo- Today Japanese trade minister Yumi Kumimori announced that starting on January 1st 2007 the government will impose a 100% tariff on each pair of imported used schoolgirl panties.
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Funny story:  God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her...
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Funny story:  Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

An Australian court last night sensationally charged 'Rocky' star, Sylvester Stallone, with taking performance enhancing drugs.
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Funny story:  Carol Vorderman and Her Brain Booster

Carol Vorderman and Her Brain Booster

Mathematical boffin and Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman has launched a daily workout game for the brain called MIND AEROBICS. The interactive grey matter exercise plan will be available to play online, by mobile phone or by interactive TV.
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Funny story:  Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

High levels of sildenafil citrate, more commonly known by it's brand name, Viagra, have been detected in drinking water in upstate New York. The source has been traced by environmental officials to pollution of the river Niagara downstream of Buf...
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Funny story:  London Olympics is Too Close to London - Londoners Complain

London Olympics is Too Close to London - Londoners Complain

A London protest group calling itself London Olympics Somewhere Else (LOSE) has staged a demonstration outside the London Headquarters of the London Olympics Delivery Authority (LODA) in Canary Wharf, east London. LODA is the public...
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Funny story:  Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...
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Funny story:  Terry Wogan Is Red Nose Day Saviour

Terry Wogan Is Red Nose Day Saviour

Worries earlier this week that Red Nose day events up and down the country would have to be cancelled, have been laid to rest after swift action by the organisers.
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Funny story:  Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jole such a good person

Angelina Jole such a good person

Two issues discussed here all in one headline. Wow this is huge because when the name Angelina or Brad is mentioned EVERYONE listens, or reads and gasps.
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Funny story:  Organ Stealing Towel Signals On Cruise Ships

Organ Stealing Towel Signals On Cruise Ships

AP-(Caribbean) Unusual reports of organ robbing and harvesting among American tourists have risen to uncanny numbers in the past few years among Caribbean bound cruise liners. Albert Haney, from the Fort Lauderdale/ Eastern Caribbean Simple American...
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Funny story:  Obscene Typing Tests In Mississippi

Obscene Typing Tests In Mississippi

AP-(RuggedHarder) Job applicant Jenny Biles was horrified and dismayed when she applied for a job as Library Assistant at her local community college last week.
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Funny story:  Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.
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Funny story:  Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Hi-tech Equipment Full Of Evil Creatures That Will Do For Us All Says Man

Evil mutant robot centipedes are taking over the country and it looks as if it's the end for mankind, or at least Britain.
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Funny story:  Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Sidney Lowe mistaken for bellhop in Tampa Hotel after NC State loses to North Carolina

Not only did NC State lose in the final round of the ACC Tournament, getting knocked off by the number 8th ranked North Carolina Tarheels, 89-80, but NC State's head coach Sidney Lowe upon returning to the hotel with his team was mistaken for a b...
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Funny story:  Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.
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Funny story:  FBI Caught Red-Handed In Crimes; AG Gonzales says: "Crime,Shmime!"

FBI Caught Red-Handed In Crimes; AG Gonzales says: "Crime,Shmime!"

The FBI has been caught with its tentacles in the wallets of US citizens in clear violation of the law and Attorney General Alberto "Consigliere" Gonzales says that these are not the kind of crimes he prosecutes.
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