There were 1,084 spoof news stories published in March 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!

One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
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Funny story:  NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

NBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall

In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Antonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time

Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.
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Funny story:  Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.
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Funny story:  World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
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Funny story:  Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Move over Barbie! Feck off Action Man! Sony are taking over the doll market and hoping to capitalise on the massive success of singer and part time whore Antonella Barba.
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.
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Funny story:  Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Naked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth

Idol - *noun* - an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship (as defined by the Oxford English dictionary).
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party

Antonella Barba, the former American Idol Contestant whose pictures have been all over the internet, celebrated her being voted off the show this week in a strange fashion. Her weekend was spent at the home of Hugh Hefner, more commonly known as The...
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".
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Funny story:  Nude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder

Nude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder

Soul superstar, Stevie Wonder, lashed out at American Idol producers last night, saying that the pictures of Antonella Barba dicriminate against the blind.
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Funny story:  Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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Funny story:  Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
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Funny story:  Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.
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Funny story:  Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Fifteen Royal Navy personnel captured on Friday, who were reportedly in Iranian waters are to be 'claimed' as property by the rogue country. The 'finders keepers' rule, often used in playground disputes has been draft...
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Funny story:  Photography Experts Determine Nude Photos of American Idol Contestant Were Faked

Photography Experts Determine Nude Photos of American Idol Contestant Were Faked

American Idol contestant Antonella Barba can relax and try to sing. Photographic Experts from the L.A. Police Department's Crime Lab have determined that nude pictures of her posted on the internet were actually faked. In converstation, David Shu...
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Funny story:  Tony Snow's wife announces 2008 White House presidential bid

Tony Snow's wife announces 2008 White House presidential bid

Washington DC - (Rotters): Buoyed by the public's rapturous response to John Edwards' presidential campaigning despite his wife's ominous cancer relapse and staggered by the enthusiasm of his increased financial backing, Tony Snow's w...
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Funny story:  Ray Santilli's Anna Nicole Smith autopsy video imminent

Ray Santilli's Anna Nicole Smith autopsy video imminent

Fort Lauderdale - (DissassoCIAted Press): Ray Santilli is to publish his own autopsy probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith after mass protests of an official cover-up by the Florida authorities about the starlet's mysterious death last month.
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Funny story:  Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.
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Funny story:  Britney, Paris and Lindsay's  "No panties law"

Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.
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Funny story:  America's Next Top Hooker Premieres On CW11

America's Next Top Hooker Premieres On CW11

America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.
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Funny story:  American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(BREAKING NEWS) Sanjaya Malakar, the latest American hopeful destine to be this seasons "American Idol" winner has been exposed as a fraud. Audiences had to endure total degradation o...
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Funny story:  Naked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol

Naked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol

With the furore over her mucky photo's dying down and veiwing figures for American Idol beginning to slump, it has been decided that in next weeks' show, Antonella will not sing but simulate sex
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Funny story:  FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.
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Funny story:  Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.
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Funny story:  Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...
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Funny story:  Nude Antonella Barba photo's 'destroyed' life of popular journalist.

Nude Antonella Barba photo's 'destroyed' life of popular journalist.

Spoof writer and international humanitarian, Breeze, was undergoing radical elctro-shock therapy last night, after a breakdown.
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Funny story:  Antonella Barba Enters Monastery

Antonella Barba Enters Monastery

Heartbroken and dejected Antonella Barba, America Idol hopeful, has announced her entrance into a female monastery. She's decided to throw in the towel and take a vow of silence.
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Funny story:  Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Tokyo- Today Japanese trade minister Yumi Kumimori announced that starting on January 1st 2007 the government will impose a 100% tariff on each pair of imported used schoolgirl panties.
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Funny story:  Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...
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Funny story:  Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video

(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
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Funny story:  Inscription on Statue of Liberty to change

Inscription on Statue of Liberty to change

NY (SN) - President Bush announced today that the inscription on the Staue of Liberty will be changed in order to combat illegal immigration and terrorism. The inscription currently reads:...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant

Jennifer Aniston's long dream to be a mother has come to pass. She is with child. She has been fighting a loosing battle with the "broodiness syndrome" and has lost. The father is none other than love of her life Brad Pitt.
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Funny story:  Masturbation/Wanking to be Taught at all U.S. Schools

Masturbation/Wanking to be Taught at all U.S. Schools

U.S. Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings announced today that masturbation, or wanking as it's known to most young boys, will be required teaching at all public schools in the U.S.
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Funny story:  It's official: masturbation is gay

It's official: masturbation is gay

At a recent American Psychological Association convention, one seminar packed in more shrinks than all the others combined: Pleasuring Oneself in Today's Society.
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Funny story:  Allegra, Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter Becomes Top Model!

Allegra, Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter Becomes Top Model!

In an unexpected development Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter has received more modeling offers since her near death hospitalization."The more they starve the more we love them!" explained fashion photographer "Bones" Sna...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today.  Media Forced To Report News.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.
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Funny story:  American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.
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Funny story:  Kermit The Frog is Running for President

Kermit The Frog is Running for President

Kermit the Frog announced on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno that he is running for president on the Green Party ticket. He knows that winning the presidency will be hard since he is running a Green Party candidate and although the green party is n...
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Funny story:  LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

Follow-up studies to those conducted by the military at universities and hospitals during the 1950s have shown that the hallucinogenic drug LSD may hold potential for treating several mental disorders.
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Funny story:  Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island- This small isolated outcrop of rock stranded in the vast blue desert of the pacific ocean is known the world over for its mysterious giant stone heads and its barren treeless hills.
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Funny story:  Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.
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Funny story:  God Ends His Silence On The Van Halen Controversy. "It's All Eddie's Fault!"

God Ends His Silence On The Van Halen Controversy. "It's All Eddie's Fault!"

After many years and many conflicting verdicts from the Court of Public Opinion, none other than God Almighty has decided to weigh in on the 25 year-long Van Halen saga with a final decision.
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Funny story:  Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Funny story:  Cell Phone Addiction

Cell Phone Addiction

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA - A study that concluded last weekend revealed some psychological and sociological effects of cell phone usage. For quite some time there have been questions about a steady stream of microwave radiation placed against our h...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Is Dead

Michael Jackson Is Dead

There was almost universal grief and despair this morning when it was announced by a family spokesman that Michael Jackson is dead.
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Funny story:  Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...
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Funny story:  Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

Glory holes add another dimension to artist colony

In an effort to educate, entertain and raise money at an artist's colony, it was reported today that glory holes were added to the walls of the MacDowell artist's colony in New Hampshire.
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Funny story:  Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.

Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.

Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.
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Funny story:  Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Kieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'

Ballydoyle - (Leprachaun Press): Disgraced former champion jockey Kieren Fallon has laid into fellow flat racing rider Frankie Dettori as being a 'far bigger crook, in as well as out of the saddle than I could ever aspire to being'.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears to have all her teeth extracted in private clinic.

Britney Spears to have all her teeth extracted in private clinic.

First it was her marriage, closely followed by her underwear, next to go was her hair but now Britney Spears really does appear to have lost the plot.
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Funny story:  Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Sooty, the little yellow bear with the black ears so beloved by children all over Britain, was fighting for his career last night after featuring on an internet sex video.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

As an American, I was proud that we had produced the worlds greatest singer and actress.
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Funny story:  Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Shamed celebrity Big Brother diva Danielle Lloyd was today accused of having an affair with David Beckham. Only days after being given the boot by Teddy Sheringham, Danielle was reported to have been...
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Funny story:  All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

ATLANTIS, GEORGIA--(BREAKING NEWS)Lucky Numbers are, 16-22-29-39-42, Mega Ball+20, Christmas came early for the three winners of the biggest Jackpot in lotto history. The Mega Millions winners have all turned out to be homele...
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Funny story:  Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
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Funny story:  Superior man's inferiority complex led to necrophiliac bestiality

Superior man's inferiority complex led to necrophiliac bestiality

Wisconsin - (Ass Press): A Wisconsin male suffering from low self esteem has been sentenced into a psycho-sexual rehab clinic program after being found guilty of molesting a dead deer.
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Funny story:  Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Following on from the furore caused by the baby polar bear in Berlin zoo hullabaloo, animal rights activists have come up with a solution to end animal cruelty once and for all.
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Funny story:  Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.
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Funny story:  New York City Bans the Word Nigger

New York City Bans the Word Nigger

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...
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Funny story:  NCAA Announces Brackets for Basketball Tournament

NCAA Announces Brackets for Basketball Tournament

The NCAA has announced the brackets for their annual March Madness tournament, but with a twist. All 64 teams in the tournament will come from the Big East, ACC, SEC, Big Ten, Pac 10, and Big Twelve. All other conference winners and represtentative...
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Funny story:  If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...
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Funny story:  Disney's first gay princes fairytale

Disney's first gay princes fairytale

Hollywood - (ReuterUs): Disney's next romantic animated movie is to be called The Fag Princes.
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Funny story:  Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

A Texas man from Corpus Christi recently exchanged vows in a strange, twisted wedding. The man, William Leigh, married a Chestnut colored horse in a simple ceremony attended only by a few friends and co-workers.
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Funny story:  Donatella Versace's 20-Year-Old Daughter, Allegra, Is Battling Anorexia, Fashion Designer Says

Donatella Versace's 20-Year-Old Daughter, Allegra, Is Battling Anorexia, Fashion Designer Says

NEW YORK (Emaciated Press) -- Donatella Versace's 20-year-old daughter, Allegra, is undergoing treatment for anorexia, the fashion designer said Tuesday.
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Funny story:  Vote For The Worst Contestant On American Idol!

Vote For The Worst Contestant On American Idol!

There is a new underground movement in the Unites States: voting for the worst contestant on American Idol to keep that singer in the competition. While this has been rumored for years (remember Scott, Ace, and that Hawaiin girl?), no actual proof h...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Angelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

The old woman "had so many children she didn't know what to do." But Angie knew EXACTLY what to do.
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Funny story:  Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors told reporters that he 'shat' himself on Wednesday, after learning that he had one of the winning tickets for the record $390 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot.
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Funny story:  Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us...
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Funny story:  Two American Idol Contestants Hook Up Together In Television Romance

Two American Idol Contestants Hook Up Together In Television Romance

Alaina Alexander, the latest American Idol contestant with nude internet photos, and Chris Richardson have a thing going on. Alaina was one of the top 24 finalists while Chris is in the top 9. She was sitting with his family and friends at Tuesday&...
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Funny story:  Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.
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Funny story:  Mia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra Parents of Twin Girls

Mia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra Parents of Twin Girls

Mia Hamm, famous woman's soccer player, and husband Nomar Garciaparra, famous major league baseball player, are the parents of twin girls. The all-star first baseman left spring training for the Los Angeles Dodgers to be with his wife for the de...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Latest Rehab Lesson: "How to Put on Your Panties"

Britney Spears Latest Rehab Lesson: "How to Put on Your Panties"

Doctors and counselors at the rehab facility began a new round of eduction with Britney Spears today. Britney was shown a pair of panties and instructed on how to wear them. She was also given lessons on why, where, and when they are worn. To si...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton sex tape shock!  It's not actually that good.

Paris Hilton sex tape shock! It's not actually that good.

A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby.
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole Scandal: She was pregnant with Daniel's clone!

Anna Nicole Scandal: She was pregnant with Daniel's clone!

Its now confirmed that Anna Nicole Smith, the flamboyant entrepreneur and harlot, who lost her son 2 days after the birth of her daughter, was pregnant when she died. But in an earth-shattering report written by a German fertility and genetic clinic...
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Funny story:  Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Archaeologists on Easter Island have made an incredible discovery in relation to the large statues. They have learned through research and chemical analysis that the large faces are actually petrified peeps (the Easter candy). Scientists assumed fo...
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Funny story:  Secret to Star Jones' Weight Loss Revealed

Secret to Star Jones' Weight Loss Revealed

Television personality and former co-host of The View, Star Jones, revealed the secret to her startling weight loss at a Hollywood press conference today. Star Jones, accompanied by her husband Al, announced that she simply ate 75% of her own body.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Breasts Too Big Body Too Thin Headline Dilemma

Paris Hilton Breasts Too Big Body Too Thin Headline Dilemma

AMANDA MANNING Paris Hilton was spotted leaving for Arena nightclub in Hollywood looking like she hit curvaceous puberty while at the same time starving herself to get that too thin figure to make her breasts look
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie is Outraged!

Angelina Jolie is Outraged!

Naomi Campbell move over there is a new outraged, tantrum throwing bella on the block - ANGELINA JOLIE.
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Funny story:  God names dream team for 2008 presidential cabinet

God names dream team for 2008 presidential cabinet

It was announced today, by God, that He is tired of playing second stringers and having to pinch-hit from behind and is ready to announce His dream team for the presidential cabinet of 2008.
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Funny story:  God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
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Funny story:  American astronaut pimps Antonella Barba in space

American astronaut pimps Antonella Barba in space

Cape Canaveral, Florida - Retired U.S. Astronaut Deke Slayton has been identified as the mystery companion who accompanied American Idol contestant Antonella Barba to the nude photo shoot which rocked America's number one television game show.
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Funny story:  Polar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion

Polar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion

Polar Bears, represented by two of the most litigious law firms in America, have filed a class action suit claiming $25 billion in damaged due to "mental anguish" caused by Al Gore.
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Funny story:  Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
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Funny story:  Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
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Funny story:  Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.
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Funny story:  Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...
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Funny story:  Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

The world's newest and largest commercial airliner, the A380 was stolen today during a stop over at Heathrow airport while under going a test flight from Toulouse.
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Funny story:  Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...
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Funny story:  American Idol Reject Antonella Barba Joins Presidential Race

American Idol Reject Antonella Barba Joins Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, DC: Rejected American Idol hopeful Antonella Barba today announced that she will be taking on Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election.
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Funny story:  Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Arkansas - Giant chain store Wallmar Corporation has announced it will begin selling crack and meth in rural areas. Wallmar spokesperson Angelfood Macspade says that there is a lack of minority drug dealers in rural areas and that Wallmar is simply f...
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