Funny story:  Alert: Wife sought for giving husband cancer

Alert: Wife sought for giving husband cancer

When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.
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Funny story:  Servicing buffalo herd costs on the decrease

Servicing buffalo herd costs on the decrease

US and A - The old adage when yer down-and-out, "Guess I'll start blowing buffalo at a-nickel-a-herd to regain some of my self-esteem," just got less expensive.
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Funny story:  Cheney needs a new pacemaker

Cheney needs a new pacemaker

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Capitol Hill sources are said to be increasingly worried that with the imminent jailing of Lewis 'Scooter' Libby US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to need a new frontrunner to ensure the FBI remains ignorant o...
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Funny story:  Gibson To Produce-Direct-Plaster Of Paris

Gibson To Produce-Direct-Plaster Of Paris

Mel Gibson has held a sparse news conference announcing he would produce and direct a new movie titled: "Plaster of Paris". The movie will be a compound modern day oenology with troubled heiress
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Funny story:  Federer totally bullish at wrecking Nadal's hat-trick glory bid

Federer totally bullish at wrecking Nadal's hat-trick glory bid

France - (Ass Mess): Tennis superace Roger Federer is utterly bullish about wiping the smile off Rafael Nadal's face in the French Open championship at Roland Garros this weekend.
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Funny story:  Hilton reported under sedation at LA's Twin Towers jail

Hilton reported under sedation at LA's Twin Towers jail

California - (Ass Mess): It's not e-x-a-c-t-l-y Guantanamo 2. But for beleagured socialite Paris Hilton it may as well be.
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Funny story:  Indoor Olympic Games announced

Indoor Olympic Games announced

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that in addition to the traditional Summer and Winter Olympics, there will be a competition held for Indoor sports. Sports are expected to include darts, snooke...
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Funny story:  Bookmakers go wild for Aishwarya Rai's 'Dhoom 2' Bollywood Oscar

Bookmakers go wild for Aishwarya Rai's 'Dhoom 2' Bollywood Oscar

Yorkshire - (Ass Mess): UK bookies have slashed the odds to 11/10 fav on Aishwarya Rai winning a coveted Bollywood 'Oscar' for Best Actress in a Leading Role in Dhoom 2 this weekend at the International Indian Film Academy Awards ceremony in...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Eats Tuna Taco on Ellen

Hillary Clinton Eats Tuna Taco on Ellen

Hillary Clinton ate a tuna taco on the Ellen DeGeneres show today, to show her support for healthy eating in America.
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Funny story:  Democrats, Republicans At Odds Over Ownership of Sign

Democrats, Republicans At Odds Over Ownership of Sign

As far from bipartisanship as ever, Republicans and Democrats are now bickering over who should have exclusive rights to the use of a new sign.
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Funny story:  Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton offered his assistance to the Hilton family and their daughter Paris Hilton's.
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Funny story:  Arrogant Teachers are on the Rise

Arrogant Teachers are on the Rise

CLEVELAND, OH - A new survey in this month's TIME explained that the new breed of teacher is non-existent to that of a 1950's educator. The ability to translate such languages as Ebonics, Jive, and Spanish (pending location) has been the ma...
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Funny story:  Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased. "Alth...
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Funny story:  Eating Cancer may be the only Cure for Popazao Fever

Eating Cancer may be the only Cure for Popazao Fever

LOS ANGELES - With new release of his smash hit single PopoZ√£o topping the charts in the North Pole and Neverland, Kevin Federline has finally emerged as a force to reckon with in the music industry. His "Jamaican rump shaker" beats are su...
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Funny story:  NFL  Draft Cancelled

NFL Draft Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Accusations that have been buzzing owners' offices and coach's meeting rooms have finally been confirmed. This year's NFL draft has been cancelled.
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Funny story:  Howie Mandel Overextends his 15 minutes of fame into 60

Howie Mandel Overextends his 15 minutes of fame into 60

BURBANK, CA - Never since Little Monsters has Howie Mandel experienced such a high degree of fame and exposure, until the ground-breaking hit reality TV game show, Let's Make a Deal.
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Funny story:  Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Despite blistering attacks on the Government's proposed Home Information Pack regulations local government minister Ruth Kelly demonstrated remarkable fortitude in the House of Commons yesterday.
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Funny story:  Million Pound Phone Box

Million Pound Phone Box

A former Post Office telephone box in Kensington has gone on the market with a one million pound price tag.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton strip searched,  fails drug test

Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test

California - (Ass Mess): Hours after being brought back to jail on Judge Sauer's orders petulant socialite Paris Hilton has failed a mandatory drug test after a standard strip search made prison officers suspicious about her toxicity.
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Funny story:  Church of England demands Apology for PS3 Bloodbath Game

Church of England demands Apology for PS3 Bloodbath Game

The Church of England have demanded an apology over Sony's use of Manchester Cathedral as the background to an ultra-violent computer game, Resistance: The Fall of Man.
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Funny story:  J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

Top online auction site Ebay has landed itself in serious hot water today after multi-millionaire author J.K Rowling has threatened to sue over plagiarism.
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Funny story:  Dolphin Alleges Racist Comments - Two Men Arrested

Dolphin Alleges Racist Comments - Two Men Arrested

Two men were being questioned last night after police received reports of racial harassment against a dolphin which has become a local tourist attraction off the coast of Kent.
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Funny story:  Raul Move To MLS?

Raul Move To MLS?

Mardid, Spain - A source close Raul Gonzalez, the Real Madrid striker and Madrid's favorite son, suggest that Raul is considering a move to the United States.
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Funny story:  England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a
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Funny story:  Big Brother Lesley Quits Show

Big Brother Lesley Quits Show

The Big Brother house gained two contestants last night, and lost another, the grainy Women's Institute lady Lesley Brain.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul Sold to Blackstone in Private Equity Deal

Ron Paul, a second-tier candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, was purchased today by the Blackstone Group in a private equity transaction estimated to be worth $6 billion.
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Funny story:  David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT

After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was back behind bars last night after one of the most amazing turnarounds in American legal history.
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Funny story:  A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.
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Funny story:  Jack Kevorkian joins War on Terror; Opens Hotline for Depressed Suicide Bombers

Jack Kevorkian joins War on Terror; Opens Hotline for Depressed Suicide Bombers

Phoenix, Arizona - No longer an advocate of assisted suicide, Dr. Jack Kevorkian announced that he has opened up a suicide prevention hotline in the Middle East and Iraq for depressed suicide bombers. It is his hope that suicide bombers will call in...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...
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Funny story:  Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...
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Funny story:  South Park's potty humor rebels get colons cleansed

South Park's potty humor rebels get colons cleansed

MUMBAI - South Park creative geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone traveled to India recently to get colonics as they do each year at this time.
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Funny story:  Bush orders recall of all deep space probes to study Earth; Probes refuse to return

Bush orders recall of all deep space probes to study Earth; Probes refuse to return

Pasadena, California - Among his first attempts to acknowledge global warming before the G8 meeting in Europe, President Bush signed executive order 2010 ordering the return of all Jet Propulsion Libratory (JPL) deep space probes back to earth to hel...
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Funny story:  Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hollywood, CA - Just hours after being released, Paris Hilton is ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for reckless driving.
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