Funny story:  Congressman William Jefferson Claims Innocence

Congressman William Jefferson Claims Innocence

Congressman, William Jefferson Dem. Louisiana has been indicted Monday on federal charges of money-laundering, racketeering, obstruction of justice, wire fraud and soliciting more than $500,000 in bribes connected with African business deals.
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Funny story:  Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Miami, Florida - (Ass Mess): Archaeologists believe they have found a pre-Creationist era lost civilization at the bottom of Lake Okeechobee after a state-wide Florida drought caused virtually total evaporation of its waters and exposed a massive wea...
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Funny story:  Capitol Hill uproar at Jefferson's corruption charges

Capitol Hill uproar at Jefferson's corruption charges

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Latest Corrupt Bastards Club recruit Representative William Jefferson has caused a furor to break out on Capitol Hill after being indicted with 16 federal charges of bribery involving businessmen and foreign officials.
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Funny story:  Paris says 'Big Bertha' to get Nicole Richie

Paris says 'Big Bertha' to get Nicole Richie

Although reports that Paris Hilton has been photographing herself all day while in prison are true, there's NO truth that she's been promised to 'Big Bertha'.
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Funny story:  Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

The oldest mummy ever unearthed appears to be the victim of murder. An autopsy reveals that Italy's famed prehistoric iceman "Otzi" died from a shoulder wound inflicted by an arrow. The 5000 year old body was found in the Italian Alps i...
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Funny story:  Gates admits 'Revenge' against cop

Gates admits 'Revenge' against cop

Bill Gates has admitted for the first time that he still holds resentment against the traffic policeman that arrested him for speeding. And that was in 1978!...
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Funny story:  Unemployed Mechanic Jumps Pope

Unemployed Mechanic Jumps Pope

An unemployed mechanic jumped on the Pope's Pope Mobile in an effort to secure the servicing tender. Fourteen Cardinals drew their Glock 33-shot semi-automatics and wrestled the man to the sacred ground.
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Funny story:  Dalai Lama Enlightenments in Perth

Dalai Lama Enlightenments in Perth

The Dalai Lama teleported into Perth, Western Australia yesterday. Swathed in a sheet and with his hands in a frozen clasp, he proceeded to the luxury Burswood Hotel/Casino.
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Funny story:  New sub-species of ned found

New sub-species of ned found

Today in a run-down Glasgow suburb, a never-seen-before species of ned was discovered.
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Funny story:  Cal-el Can't Afford to Bathe Anymore

Cal-el Can't Afford to Bathe Anymore

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, West Virginia - Bush Administration officials, in an effort to silence TheSpoof.com reporter, Cal-el, raised water utility rates by 24.9% to all of West Virginia. This comes after a series of articles that Cal Jennings...
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Funny story:  Putin calls Bush an Imperialist Dictator!

Putin calls Bush an Imperialist Dictator!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Prague - In a meeting with Russian leadership two days before the "scheduled" meeting in Germany, President Bush addressed the Russian leaders, commenting on their human rights violations.
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Funny story:  Judge downsizes pants claim to a mere $54 million

Judge downsizes pants claim to a mere $54 million

Washington - (Bare Ass Mes): District of Columbia Judge Ron L Pearson has downsized his famous $67 million pants compensation suit to a 'far more reasonable $54 million' after taking account extenuous circumstances.
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Funny story:  Removal men arrive at Drowning Street

Removal men arrive at Drowning Street

London - (Ass Mess): Two large pantechnicons arrived outside No 10 Drowning Street this morning as police began reposessing personal artefacts belonging to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his gargoyle wife Cherie.
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Funny story:  Bailiff tries to reposses Popemobile over unpaid parking tickets

Bailiff tries to reposses Popemobile over unpaid parking tickets

Rome - (Ass Mess): A Rome City bailiff was unsuccessful in his attempt at trying to reposses the Popemobile today following two years of unpaid parking fines and speeding offences in the Via Dolorosa area of the Vatican City.
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Funny story:  Ratzinger apoplectic as God's Banker murder suspects acquitted

Ratzinger apoplectic as God's Banker murder suspects acquitted

Rome - (Ass Mess): According to highly reliable law enforcement sources Pope Joseph Ratzinger is said to be shitting himself today as all five suspects in the God's Banker murder trial were acquitted by a Rome jury that is rumored to have been pa...
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Funny story:  Women's Prison first to get Five Star Rating since Paris Hilton checked in!

Women's Prison first to get Five Star Rating since Paris Hilton checked in!

Lynwood, California - Prisoners and the warden all agree, prison conditions at the Century Regional Detention Facility for women in Lynwood, California, have improved greatly since Paris Hilton checked herself in a couple of days ago. It is rumored t...
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Funny story:  Djokovic charges into semi

Djokovic charges into semi

Wimbledon, Wednesday - Novak Djokovic, the sixth seed in this year's French Open men's singles, produced some of the best tennis seen at this year's tournament to see off the brave challenge of Igor Andreev in the quarter finals.
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Funny story:  Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Washington, DC (FP) - Vice President Dick B Cheney has apparently found a loophole in the law that allows a Vice President, in a time of war with the President out of country, to pardon anyone who is convicted of a crime.
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Funny story:  Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

LIVERPOOL, UK - 06/06/07. At GayCon UK, the UK's premiere Gay Conference, guest speaker and affirmed "pink-potter" Dr. John Reid today confirmed that he was the mystery "Hetero Male" viewer of BBC's acclaimed pansy singing...
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Funny story:  Tessa Jowell Speaks out on 2012 Olympics Logo

Tessa Jowell Speaks out on 2012 Olympics Logo

This is an iconic brand that sums up what London 2012 is all about.
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Funny story:  Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Residents in one area of northern England were in shock last night after, what was initially thought to be a 'Close Encounter of the Third Kind' incident.
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Funny story:  The Golden Age of British Media

The Golden Age of British Media

Channel 4 will show still images of Prices Diana's last moments on TV tonight despite request from Prince William and Price Harry for them to refrain.
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Funny story:  Doctors at Lowest Point Ever

Doctors at Lowest Point Ever

In a report out today, statistics show that Doctors' morale is at it's lowest point since records began in 1554.
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Funny story:  ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion

ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion

Oil giant ExxonMobil has agreed to purchase the United States Military for $100 Million-trillion in a combined cash and stock purchase.
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Funny story:  Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Congress has proposed a novel new program which promises to eliminate the National Debt and save Social Security all in one fell swoop.
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Funny story:  Mothers to name and shame the various fathers of all their children

Mothers to name and shame the various fathers of all their children

Single mothers are to be invited to give the go-ahead to the naming and shaming of all the deadbeat no-hoper dads that they let into their knickers for a quickie behind the kebab van on a Friday night and who fail to support their ch...
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Funny story:  Whaling Committee apologises to Israel after linguistic mix up

Whaling Committee apologises to Israel after linguistic mix up

The president of the World Whaling Committee has today issued a full apology to the nation of Israel after an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' led to Israel being kicked off the list of WWC member nations.
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Funny story:  Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epileptics Freak At London 2012 Olympic Logo

Epilepsy sufferers have complained to the BBC that the logo for the London 2012 Olympics makes them feel queasy.
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Funny story:  Richard Rogers wins Pritzker Prize, sells it online

Richard Rogers wins Pritzker Prize, sells it online

LOS ANGELES - British architect Richard Rogers has been awarded the 2007 Pritzker Prize, the profession's highest honor. Immediately after winning the award - a $100,000 (US) grant and a bronze medallion - he put it up for sale on a classified a...
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Funny story:  John Prescott Diagnosed With Pneumonia

John Prescott Diagnosed With Pneumonia

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has been placed in a hospital high-dependency ward after it had been diagnosed he is suffering from pneumonia.
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Funny story:  Wikipedia launches takover bid for Encylopaedia Britannica

Wikipedia launches takover bid for Encylopaedia Britannica

In a move that is sure to change the future of knowledge transfer, Wikipedia has announced it intends to purchase Encyclopaedia Britannica.
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan claims "I'm bigger than Jesus"

Piers Morgan claims "I'm bigger than Jesus"

It is alleged that former tabloid newspaper editor Piers "The photos were real" Morgan has claimed he is bigger than not only the Beckhams, but also Jesus, Muhammad Ali, Gandhi and Mother Theresa all rolled into one.
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Funny story:  Lawyer for Paris Hilton speaks out

Lawyer for Paris Hilton speaks out

Expensive lawyer for pampered pooch Paris Hilton, Mike Hunt, said today: "I could have got my client (and new boat) off, if she had just stated in court she was "twaddley-waddley"". Asked what "twaddley-waddley" meant h...
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