Funny story:  Mastodon Remains found at Construction Site

Mastodon Remains found at Construction Site

Southern California - Workers at a Carlsbad construction site found the remains of a prehistoric mastodon last Tuesday.
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Funny story:  Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton's mom:  My daughter is not a 'Skinky Ho'

Paris Hilton's mom: My daughter is not a 'Skinky Ho'

The Hamptons - Paris Hilton's mother, Kathy, recently told Barbara Walters that her daughter is, in fact, not a 'Skinky Ho'.
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Funny story:  Bishop Claims "UFO's sent by Satan" are after him

Bishop Claims "UFO's sent by Satan" are after him

Most recently, a UFO that was described as being a "mile wide" was spotted over the skies of the Channel Islands by local residents, however this was not the first such sighting. Hardly a month ago "mysterious lights" were seen ov...
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Funny story:  Keane playing for Sunderland next season

Keane playing for Sunderland next season

At a press conference held earlier today, it was reveled that Roy Keane has passed a medical to play for Sunderland FC.
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Funny story:  Aussies' "F" word gunboat diplomacy saw off pesky Iranians

Aussies' "F" word gunboat diplomacy saw off pesky Iranians

Melbourne - (Ass Mess): Traditional Australian Navy evasive tactics drilled into every sailor from inception may have won the day in December 2004 when hostile Iranian gunboats attempted to seize two dozen Aussie seamen captive.
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Funny story:  A few home truths

A few home truths

Since I started writing for "The Spoof" I have had many emails asking me about my background, education and so on. Therefore I thought I would pen a few lines of bio here to placate my fan club.
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Funny story:  Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

Poisonous Chinese products flooding American market

(Seattle, WA) The shortage of port inspectors has allowed countless dangerous products from China to enter the US marketplace. "We just can't possibly keep up with the sheer number of different items coming in from abroad," said a city...
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Funny story:  Mossad scorn at Ratzinger's imminent conversion to Catholicism

Mossad scorn at Ratzinger's imminent conversion to Catholicism

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): The head of Mossad has told press reporters that he "nearly pissed himself laughing" at UK press stories that Pope Joseph Ratzinger will convert to Catholicism "within days of meeting with UK Prime Monster Tony B...
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Funny story:  Baby Corr In Cabbage-Apparel Related Incident

Baby Corr In Cabbage-Apparel Related Incident

Last night, while performing her first live gig since the break up of her highly successful family Irish pop/rock group, The Corrs, Andrea Corr was rushed to hospital in Watford after suffering a Cabbage-Apparel related incident. No spokesperson was...
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Funny story:  Alert: Massive chicken recall

Alert: Massive chicken recall

A wide variety of chicken products sold in countless stores under numerous brand names is being recalled for a suspected avian flu contamination.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Oz P*sses Off Mexicans

Big Brother Oz P*sses Off Mexicans

Today_Aust. (Off the wire) - During a Big Brother theme night, the Mexican flag was shown with stripes reversed before being pelted with slime. The Mexican Consul to Australia, apparently a Big Brother fan, has complained.
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Funny story:  Sainsbury's to ban pensioners on Saturdays

Sainsbury's to ban pensioners on Saturdays

Following complaints from a large number of customers, supermarket giants Sainsbury's have decided to take the unprecedented step of banning pensioners from all of their superstores on Saturdays.
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Funny story:  Petition in favour of chastity ring

Petition in favour of chastity ring

Boys at the school attended by virgin Lydia Playfoot have signed a petition urging the head teacher to allow Miss Playfoot to wear the ring.
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Funny story:  Julia Roberts Gives Birth to "Precarious" in LA

Julia Roberts Gives Birth to "Precarious" in LA

Julia Roberts has given birth to a baby boy at Sinus-Sinus Hope Mercy Sisterhood Hospital (SSHMSH) in Los Angeles, making this her third child with husband Danny Moder.
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Funny story:  Supreme Court says Adult Diapers not just for People with Bladder Control Issues

Supreme Court says Adult Diapers not just for People with Bladder Control Issues

District of Columbia - Sending a strong signal to the nation, the Supreme Court yesterday ruled 7-to-2 that absorbent undergarments truly are no longer just for individuals who suffer from incontinence.
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Funny story:  Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Brad and Angie Want 140 'skinny' Kids

Wanoroboebi (Isandwanna) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have come out and "admitted" for the first time that they want 140 kids! "But, we don't want No fat ones." said Brad.
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Funny story:  Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

PARIS, France (Le Monde Staff Writer) - Event organizers of one of the world's largest air shows at Le Bourgeoisie Airport are close to announcing another safe year without incidents.
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Funny story:  George Bush Tells Drug Czar to Ban YouTube "Legal High" Videos

George Bush Tells Drug Czar to Ban YouTube "Legal High" Videos

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - President George W. Bush signed an order for the Drug Czar, John P. Walters, to crack down on hallucinogenic YouTube Videos.
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Funny story:  Chelsea Buys Africa

Chelsea Buys Africa

Chelsea Football Club has bought Africa in a deal thought to be worth £50m, a statement released to the City revealed today. The deal, expected to generate up to £20m worth of additional revenue each year through the UN 'Balls to Hunger' sch...
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Funny story:  U.S. To Acquire Canada

U.S. To Acquire Canada

(Ottawa) - The United States has made an offer to buy its northern neighbor, Canada, for an undisclosed amount of American dollars.
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Above the Law

Dick Cheney Above the Law

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - "For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office's handling of classified information and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executi...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Upsets Italian Neighbour

George Clooney Upsets Italian Neighbour

Hollywood heart throb George Clooney has been in trouble with authorities in Italy after a fracas with his neighbour at a home he keeps on the shores of Lake Como.
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Funny story:  Tower of London poised for new inmates tomorrow

Tower of London poised for new inmates tomorrow

London - (Ass Mess): Albion's ancient prophecy that the ravens will leave the Tower of London when the UK's Prime Monster is finally arrested for treason appears to be hours away from its chilling fulfillment.
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Funny story:  Heather Mills: "I'm trapped like an animal"

Heather Mills: "I'm trapped like an animal"

London - (Ass Mess): Daft old nonentity Heather Mills has moaned to the press that she feels "trapped like an animal" by Paul McCartney's lawyers after trying to get a £50 million divorce settlement while still actually married to Yorks...
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Funny story:  13 Year Old Virginia Boy's Hugging Leads to Suspension

13 Year Old Virginia Boy's Hugging Leads to Suspension

A thirteen-year-old Virginia boy has been suspended from school for hugging his girl friend in the school cafeteria, a violation of the school's no touching rule.
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Funny story:  Low attainers 'poor white boys'

Low attainers 'poor white boys'

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - The most consistent under-achievers in British schools are poor white boys according to a recent study.
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Funny story:  'Mile-high UFO' spotted by British airline pilot

'Mile-high UFO' spotted by British airline pilot

Channel Islands - (Rioters): A British airline pilot has reported the first sighting of a mile-high club UFO over the Channel Islands.
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Funny story:  Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

A teenage girl, known only as Miss Playsfootsie, has been ordered to remove her "chastity ring" at a school in Horsham, West Sussex in case she offends hoardes of already pregnant schoolgirl classmates.
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Funny story:  Why Brian Mcfadden quit Westlife

Why Brian Mcfadden quit Westlife

Forget Osama, TIA...We've hardcore terrorists in our own music industry with Brian Mcfadden (commonly known as lying black hen) and his gang of 12 members teaming to destroy the world with their appaling plans.
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Funny story:  Rodent Elected as President of the United States

Rodent Elected as President of the United States

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When George Bush was suddenly taken ill and Dick Cheney had shot himself with his own shotgun, the American people elected a rodent as President of the United States.
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Funny story:  President Bush set to Veto Contraception Aid Bill

President Bush set to Veto Contraception Aid Bill

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - That's right sports fans! It's baseball time at the White House. The Senate passed a bill favoring aid for contraception to overseas groups that support abortion. President Bush is up at bat, ready to ta...
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Funny story:  Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state governments' not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2009 would be in New Orleans. Ray Nagin, Mayor of the hurricane rav...
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Funny story:  Message From Juan Kerr From Los Malvinas

Message From Juan Kerr From Los Malvinas

Buenos Dias Senor, Como estas?...
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Funny story:  Ashdown Accepts Miss World Title

Ashdown Accepts Miss World Title

Lord Sir Admiral The Right Honourable Emperor Duke 'Paddy' Ashdown VC MBE KGB has accepted - reluctantly - the 2007 Miss World award.
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Funny story:  Sneaky Sneakers

Sneaky Sneakers

A leaked CIA report has given some indication as to how Osama Bin Laden and many of his Al Qaeda associates have managed to escape from US forces around the world, "they were wearing sneakers" the report states.
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Funny story:  Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

In his latest interview the Duke of Edinburgh sparked controversy by claiming "Muslims are a bit funny". The Prince was being interview by the BBC about his opinions on Britishness.
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Funny story:  Prescott "Helped Himself"

Prescott "Helped Himself"

The Cabinet whip-round for Prime Minister Tony Blair's leaving present has led to accusations of pilfering being levelled against Deputy Prime Minister and womaniser John Prescott.
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Funny story:  Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight review

Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight review

Rating-0/5 So after a wait of 4 long years LP is back with their new album Minutes to Midnight. When I first heard the album I could not be...
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Funny story:  JK Rowling reveals she is a House Elf

JK Rowling reveals she is a House Elf

In a shocking revelation that has taken our literary world by storm, JK Rowling, the author of Harry Potter series has revealed that she is a house elf.
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Funny story:  White House to be renamed as Black & White House

White House to be renamed as Black & White House

Washing-ton DC(US&A): This is the kind of news that'll have no impact on people whatsoever but which is published so that our newspaper's pages aren't left blank.
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Funny story:  West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...
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Funny story:  64% of Marriages End In Divorce Due to Lack of Money

64% of Marriages End In Divorce Due to Lack of Money

With the recent rise in divorce rates showing no sign of slowing down, Government think tanks have long expounded their reasons why Great Britain's divorce rate is soaring.
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Funny story:  Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Defines Porn

Supreme Court Defines Porn

After being faced with numerous cases involving pornography, the U.S. Supreme Court has set the legal definition of porn as "anything written or published that causes an average or reasonable penis to engorge with blood".
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Funny story:  George Bush Declares War on Michael Moore

George Bush Declares War on Michael Moore

Michael Moore has been informed by the Bush administration that he is being investigated by US Treasury Department for going to Guantanamo. Moore took three firefighters involved in the rescue and clean up effort after the 9-11 tragedy to see if they...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Wants to Stay in Jail

Paris Hilton Wants to Stay in Jail

Inmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility are saying Paris Hilton is comfortable where she is and has no desire to return to the mean streets of Beverly Hills and Manhattan. Hilton has requested her lawyer file a reverse appeal to keep her incarce...
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Funny story:  Senate votes to raise car fuel prices

Senate votes to raise car fuel prices

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The U.S. Senate voted to raise prices for car fuel by increasing the mileage all cars must get to an average fuel economy of 35 miles per gallon for new cars, pickup trucks and SUVs by 2020, raising efficiency stan...
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Funny story:  Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Michael Moore's film "Sicko" was reviewed today after its Hollywood Premier. The story, while based on 100% real and true events, is rated PG-13 because no child should have to see the horrors of the...
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Funny story:  Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natura...
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Funny story:  McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

New York - The McDonald's and Monsanto corporations announced today that they have reached agreement on terms leading to a merger of the two industry leaders. The new entity, to be called "McSanto", will be a "comp...
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