Funny story:  Hookers demand satisfaction

Hookers demand satisfaction

Ladies of the evening around the world have been expressing concern over the lack of "caring" their so-called Johns have been giving them.
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Funny story:  Online gamers' player loyalties breed contempt

Online gamers' player loyalties breed contempt

Internet gaming has become one of the most popular past times in recent history, but personal differences between players have been detracting from the fun for many.
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Funny story:  5 NYC Mafia Families Vote Paris Best Mug Shot

5 NYC Mafia Families Vote Paris Best Mug Shot

The five New York crime families have voted Paris Hilton's mug shot the best ever. The five families; Massino (Formally The Bonnanos), Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese; have just met in Hidden, upper New York State, for the 45th annual Omerta...
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Funny story:  Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy received up to £25 million from dodgy Saudi arms dealing princelet Bandar Bin Sultan Bin Abdul Aziz it was confirmed today.
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Funny story:  Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.
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Funny story:  Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.
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Funny story:  CIA bugged Bandar's £75 milion BAE Airbus

CIA bugged Bandar's £75 milion BAE Airbus

London - (Ass Mess): The £75 million Airbus 340 which BAE's slush fund bought as a sweetener for dodgy Saudi arms dealer Prince Bandar was secretly bugged with the CIA's most sophisticated surveillance equipment ever.
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Funny story:  Comical Ali in Jamaica

Comical Ali in Jamaica

It has been revealed that the former Iraqi (mis)information minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf aka Comical Ali has been working for the Jamaican Police as a public relations adivisor.
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Funny story:  Iran Orders Death to Porn Stars:  Screech in Hiding

Iran Orders Death to Porn Stars: Screech in Hiding

On Wednesday Iran's parliament voted in favor of a bill that calls for the execution of all persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.
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Funny story:  Ode to an 8-Legged Being

Ode to an 8-Legged Being

Ode to an 8-Legged Being...
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Funny story:  Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.
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Funny story:  David Hasselhoff's Drunken Binge, Staged?

David Hasselhoff's Drunken Binge, Staged?

Hollywood Calif. David Hasselhoff of Night Rider and Bay Watch fame was recently in the spotlight for allegedly being sloppy drunk in front of his teenage daughter. We contend it was all a publicity stunt to put the spotlight on Hasselhoff for the te...
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Funny story:  John Prescott Centre Stage

John Prescott Centre Stage

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott is retiring from politics to take up a new career on stage.
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Funny story:  Woman named Butts, Steals Toilet Paper, Gets Thrown in the Can

Woman named Butts, Steals Toilet Paper, Gets Thrown in the Can

Marshaltown Iowa, a woman was caught red handed stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courtroom. The woman is facing three years incarceration for the crime.
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Funny story:  Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc., Foxborough, Massachusetts, recently announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office recently issued a patent entitled "Microstructured Arrays for Cortex Interaction and Related Methods of Manufactu...
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Funny story:  Inmates say Hilton has prompted prison staff to shower with them

Inmates say Hilton has prompted prison staff to shower with them

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Inmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility say that ever since Paris Hilton joined them staff have started to shower with them and given them extra rations of intimate lubricants for steamy prison sauna sessions.
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Funny story:  Libby judge says Dick Cheney sending death threats

Libby judge says Dick Cheney sending death threats

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): District Court Judge Reggie B Walton has told the Feds that Dick Cheney is behind a series of death threats he has received just days after ordering Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald's motion that Lewis Scooter Li...
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Funny story:  Hillary's blind trust held NewsCorpse, Wall-Mart stock

Hillary's blind trust held NewsCorpse, Wall-Mart stock

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): There were red faces among the Dems today as the news was announced that Hillary Clinton's blind trust portfolio has held between $100,000 and $250,000 in NewsCorp stock, the parent company of Faux News which has acqui...
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Funny story:  Government Rushes In N-word Bill

Government Rushes In N-word Bill

There was frenzied activity today in the House of Commons today as an emergency Bill was ratified in the wake of the Big Brother n-word fiasco.
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Funny story:  Cast of "LOST" missing

Cast of "LOST" missing

The entire cast of TV's hit show "Lost", have been reported...well....Lost. Their flight disappeared from radar whilst flying over the South Pacific en route to Perth, Australia.
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Funny story:  Barrymore's wife warned about malevolent Princess Di influence

Barrymore's wife warned about malevolent Princess Di influence

Essex - (Ass Mess): Police interviewing murder suspect Michael Barrymore have reopened files from the mid 1990s and have quizzed him about a statement his late wife Cheryl made about his 'ludicrous' relationship with Princess Diana.
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Funny story:  China Hates Fat Pirates

China Hates Fat Pirates

Chinese censors have cut half the scenes with Chow Yun-Fat from the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, saying they insult, vilify and deface the Chinese people. Hollywood is still reeling from the Persian backlash against negative portr...
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Funny story:  Email Blooper

Email Blooper

There I was in class, tinkering on my MacBook with a rampant attack on Paris Hilton for "The Spoof".
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Funny story:  Fourth Test Abandoned Due To Lack Of Interest

Fourth Test Abandoned Due To Lack Of Interest

The fourth Npower Test Match between England and the West Indies at Chester-le-Street has been abandoned due to lack of interest. Rain saved the sponsors' blushes as it came teeming down
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Funny story:  Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

London, Friday - The tennis world was left reeling from revelations from the camps of both Andy Murray and Roger Federer on Friday.
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Funny story:  Bush to file a law suit against TheSpoof.com writers

Bush to file a law suit against TheSpoof.com writers

Washington D.C: With rising number of TheSpoof.com writers opting to write about Bush and making him looking like a goof and an idiot, Bush has finally filled a law suit against the writers of those stories.
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Funny story:  Gods to go on strike!

Gods to go on strike!

Heaven - In what would be the biggest tragedy of modern times, the Gods' united front, a union for Gods, have announced that the rumour reported here that the Gods were going on a strike, was correct.
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Funny story:  G8 Summit: Leaders discuss the Supernatural

G8 Summit: Leaders discuss the Supernatural

Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...the G8 politicians(not to be mistaken for the gay eight politicians), including George Shush, Tony Bliar and Womanmohan Singh(the other half of Sonia Gandhi) met at the Asian building of which we have no clue, but what we do...
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Funny story:  Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Paris looks towards God and Poetry in Jail

Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...pretty late as in the opposite of ugly Hilton.
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Funny story:  Prisoners in £2.5m payout

Prisoners in £2.5m payout

London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.
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Funny story:  Bush got bushed!

Bush got bushed!

Washington D.C - In what turned out to be the biggest shock of the year, the FBI (not Ron Paul) revealed that the American president, Bush had a pact with one of the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama Bin Laden...
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Funny story:  Sixties Duo Revives Iraqi Old Standard

Sixties Duo Revives Iraqi Old Standard

The famed duo that brought so many wonderful songs to the first generation of antiwar activists in the sixties and seventies (known only as S&G) have reunited to update their old standard "I am Iraq."...
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Funny story:  HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

With just days to go before the start of the Government's phased implementation of Home Information Packs their future has again been thrown into doubt.
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Funny story:  Sir Michael Barrymore To Answer For Shady Past

Sir Michael Barrymore To Answer For Shady Past

Michael Barrymore, the noted homosexual, was arrested by police yesterday as his shady past caught up with him.
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Funny story:  Paris in for sex change?

Paris in for sex change?

In an impressive decision taken by the lie-ers of Paris Hilton and Paris herself, has left many judges and police confused.
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Funny story:  New Subatomic particle found - Homotron!

New Subatomic particle found - Homotron!

What's really small (other than my penis), has no charge (other than my sister) and openly shows affection towards other things of its type (other than my mum)? Well, if scientists are to be believed, a new sub-atomic particle, the homotr...
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Funny story:  Iraqi Department of Motor Vehicles Security Enhanced Test Questions to Stop Car Bombers

Iraqi Department of Motor Vehicles Security Enhanced Test Questions to Stop Car Bombers

Instructions: Answer all questions truthfully, completely and to the best of your ability. Pencils only and no unnecessary marking on the test answer sheet. You have 30 minutes to complete all 10 questions. When you have completed the test, please take it to the nearest armored personnel carrier available. Good luck.
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Funny story:  Nobel Prize winner says no difference between sh*t and shinola

Nobel Prize winner says no difference between sh*t and shinola

Cheyenne, Wyoming (The Herald) - Turd Ferguson, a retired Wyoming rancher, has won the 2007 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for demonstrating that shit and shinola are actually one-and-the-same.
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Funny story:  "Quixote" Frank feuds with Fed!  Who's next?

"Quixote" Frank feuds with Fed! Who's next?

District of Columbia - Continuing his heated rhetoric, self-styled "Don Quixote" (Congressman Barney Frank) turned his attention toward yet a different foe: the faceless Federal Reserve System (aka the Fed).
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Fully Rehabilitated

Paris Hilton Fully Rehabilitated

Jail officials, psychologists and even Paris Hilton herself proclaim that she has been fully rehabilitated and is no longer a threat to society.
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Funny story:  Stan Lee is Making a Cartoon Out of Paris Hilton

Stan Lee is Making a Cartoon Out of Paris Hilton

Stan Lee, of marvel comic fame is developing a cartoon out of Paris Hilton and the whirling dervish of a life she leads. The character is reported to be similar to the Pamela Anderson animated series Striperella.
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Funny story:  North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea has made a new and unusual offer in ongoing negotiations over their nuclear arsenal. A negotiator for Kim Jong Il reportedly said that the rogue leader is quite fond of US celebrity Paris Hilton
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Funny story:  BP Cancels Superman's Insurance

BP Cancels Superman's Insurance

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - RIPLEY, WV - In the small, sleepy town of Ripley, WV, no one suspected what evil lurked about. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow stopped Cal Jennings from writing at TheSpoof.com, but this could be different.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Team Up for Fitness

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Team Up for Fitness

Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama worked together on Capitol Hill today to firm up a bill promoting fitness in America. The legislation would create funding for a series of government run gyms, with the idea...
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Funny story:  Immigration Compromise Reached

Immigration Compromise Reached

Leaders in the House and Senate today reached a compromise on the Immigration bill today. Predictions that conservative Republicans would block the bill turned out to be false. Tom Tancredo, one of the biggest opponents of immigratio...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour in Support of Paris Hilton

Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour in Support of Paris Hilton

American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson announced today that she would cancel her summer tour. While initial reports suggested that this was due to low ticket sales, Clarkson said at a press conference that she decided on this to show so...
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Funny story:  BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

BP Cracks Down on Insurance Abuse

The BP life agency and other Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP have cancelled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jenning's insurance for exposing them through comedy at TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story:  Man almost chokes on illegal drugs

Man almost chokes on illegal drugs

Police officers pulled over a car on Wednesday night and as one of the officers approached the drivers side he notices the driver was choking on a baggie.
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Funny story:  Bare Naked Truth: Nicole & Paris

Bare Naked Truth: Nicole & Paris

Some misguided broken nose fans of Sinatra thought he wanted to be in "From Here to Eternity", so they put a horses head in then head of Columbia Pictures, Harry Cohen's bed. Nicole Richie spent many a time at MJ's 'Neverland Ranch', sleeping in his room, (she claims) in her own bed.
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Funny story:  "Sopranos" finale hits a sour note with fans; website flooded with alternate endings

"Sopranos" finale hits a sour note with fans; website flooded with alternate endings

New York, New York - Frustrated Soprano fans shut down the show's website with complaints, even their own visions of how they thought how the show should have ended, hoping producers would re-shoot the season finale.
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Funny story:  Human attempts to beat machines

Human attempts to beat machines

US and A (Wired Staff Writer) - In a human-versus-machine contest not seen since Garry Kasparov's retirement from the chess world, TheSpoof.com contributor 'SpaceElevator' is attempting to out-spoof the Artificial Intelligence now operati...
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Funny story:  Barry Goldwater Rolls Over

Barry Goldwater Rolls Over

I rise today to discuss the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive , signed on May 9, 2007 which declares that in the event of a "catastrophic event", George W. Bush can become what is best described as "a dictator". I refer you to the speach I made in 1964 at the Republican National nominating convention:...
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Funny story:  Stink in post office

Stink in post office

Washington - At the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum, authorities found a disgusting smiling package that contained two cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.
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Funny story:  How Low Can Bush's Approval Rating Go?

How Low Can Bush's Approval Rating Go?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "How low can he go?" is the question every political expert nation-wide is wondering. In a statement released early Thursday, Bush's sat at an ill 29%. "I can't explain it. I just cain't please y'all.&q...
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Funny story:  Why Britney Spears Fears Underwear & Tight Dresses

Why Britney Spears Fears Underwear & Tight Dresses

Streets of Hollywood (Some guy) - The reason Britney Spears bum, boobs and unmentionable part keep getting paparazzi snapped is her fear of underwear.
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Funny story:  F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) chose to purchase several "inexpensive lodging facilities" to replace the out-dated trailers that have become home for Katrina survivors.
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