Funny story:  President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

(MUSICMAN PRESS) After a loud chat with the First Lady, Bush made public his plans to sell "his" first-class jet known as Air Force 1.
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Funny story:  President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

WASHINGTON White House sources acknowledge that President George Bush has been holding meetings with key members of congress in order to break through the present stalemate in important immigration reform. The President wants to put the problem of i...
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Funny story:  Rosie Underwent Surgery

Rosie Underwent Surgery

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising event T.V. giant Rosie O'Donnell took a week off from debating useless topics with 'other know it alls' who actually know less than her, if that's humanly possible.
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Funny story:  God Denies Knowing Paris Hilton

God Denies Knowing Paris Hilton

Embarrassed by all the attention the new, religious, Paris Hilton is getting, God has issued a burning bush proclamation announcing, he didn't inspire or give Paris any encouragement to do good deeds. "Her deeds are on her, not me" she...
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Funny story:  Roof collapses on Labour Party's chairwoman Hazel Blears

Roof collapses on Labour Party's chairwoman Hazel Blears

Westminster, SW1 - (Ass Mess): As a potential Act of God insurers are heaving a sigh of relief that they won't have to fork out on a collapsed building in Westminster's Dean Farrar Street which houses Tony Blair's right-hand woman cheerle...
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Funny story:  Princes Wills and Harry tell Matt Lauer about their saddo sex lives

Princes Wills and Harry tell Matt Lauer about their saddo sex lives

London - (Ass Mess): The Pretender to the Throne's heirs have told US TV show host Matt Lauer that sex lives are a pathetic sham and nobody bothers to ask them out on dates any more.
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Funny story:  Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

Child calls 911 to report crying birds at sex offender's home

(Seattle, WA) Little Matthew Christianson was in tears when he called 911 Tuesday reporting a nest of birds under the eaves of a neighbor's house crying like human children. "They're screaming 'No!' and 'Don't!' and &...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com Reaches Nirvana

TheSpoof.com Reaches Nirvana

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - The editor, Mark Lowton, and all the writers at TheSpoof.com have achieved a state of Nirvana thanks to a poster named Dattaswami. At first all the writers resisted and called on Mark Lowton to remove the poster and h...
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Funny story:  Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.
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Funny story:  Billionaires Yachting Club starts grassroots movement for Presidential pardon of 'Scooter'

Billionaires Yachting Club starts grassroots movement for Presidential pardon of 'Scooter'

Washington, D.C. - Facing 30 months in Federal prison with no chance for early parole, by statute, the fate of 'Scooter' Libby now rest at the end of a ballpoint pen and piece of parchment on the desk of President Bush to grant him a Presiden...
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Funny story:  Jericho Fan Wants His Nuts Back

Jericho Fan Wants His Nuts Back

A Wisconsin man, who is the self-described world's biggest "Jericho" fan was excited, but confused, when informed of people sending nuts to CBS to encourage the show's renewal.
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Funny story:  Shock, Horror -- Pirates Never Said "Arrrr"

Shock, Horror -- Pirates Never Said "Arrrr"

(The Black Pearl) - Shiver-me-timbers.. Cap'n Jack Sparrow's crew are fakers. So says Christopher Bonanos a senior editor at New York magazine.
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Funny story:  Bush praises Ron Paul

Bush praises Ron Paul

In a surprise "off the record" press conference outside the White House this morning, President George Bush praised presidential candidate Ron Paul for being a leading Livertarian and lover of the Constitution.
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Funny story:  U.S. Court approves Fuck and Shit on TV

U.S. Court approves Fuck and Shit on TV

Flash: Hooterville: (Some girls do) - This probably comes as NO great surprise to any U.S. prime time television watcher. There is only Fuck and Shit on TV, it's just that you ain't allowed to say it! -- Until now. And actually on the TV sc...
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Funny story:  Sticker vandalism spreads to Disneyland

Sticker vandalism spreads to Disneyland

Recent waves of bumper sticker tagging has spread to The Happiest Place on Earth. Thousands of stickers bearing Mickey Mouse ears and swastika appeared on the grounds of Disneyland Monday evening.
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Funny story:  Translation Service to be suspended

Translation Service to be suspended

The home office has stated that expensive translation services will no longer be offered to those who do not speak English.
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Funny story:  U.S. Justice System on Trial

U.S. Justice System on Trial

In the court of public opinion, the U.S. justice system is on trial. The prosecution, the media and the American public, the defense, the status quos and the system, the accused, the delicate balance of the scales of justice.
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton Meets with L.A. County Sheriff to ensure Paris Hilton is not getting special treatment

Rev. Al Sharpton Meets with L.A. County Sheriff to ensure Paris Hilton is not getting special treatment

Los Angeles, California - African-American civil rights champion, Rev. Al Sharpton, has taken upon himself to make certain that Paris Hilton will not be receiving any special treatment at the expense of economically challenged Whites or minorities, w...
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Funny story:  Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

Exclusive :: Dateline :: Hollywoodland (The Good Part)...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Production of George Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download

Britney Spears Production of George Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download

(Los Angeles--CA) Is it a step toward the new Brit? An attempt to steal the interrogation spotlight from Prisoner Paris? Or is Britney Spears just going behind the recording studio mixing board?...
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Funny story:  Jail medics blame Paris ADD on dodgy hair extension glue seepage

Jail medics blame Paris ADD on dodgy hair extension glue seepage

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton's reported Attention Deficit Disorder may have been caused by toxic seepage from the glue that attaches her 30 inch long peroxide hair extensions to her scalp according to medical sources at Lynwood Jail whe...
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Funny story:  Popeye Being Sued by Spinach Industry

Popeye Being Sued by Spinach Industry

SEAWATER, CA (AP Newsliar) -- The spinach industry filed a joint lawsuit against Popeye the Sailor Man today, sources reported. The suit alleges that Popeye violated contractual stipulations related to his obligations as spokesman for the spinach in...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton to foot $1,000+ per day bill for Lynwood 'room service' charges

Paris Hilton to foot $1,000+ per day bill for Lynwood 'room service' charges

Lynwood Jail - (Ass Mess): 'Room Service' charges for socialite inmate Paris Hilton at the Lynwood Correctional Facility are said to be running at in excess of $1,000 per day and have been reported as being fully billable to her when her inca...
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Funny story:  Hoodies just want their mums!

Hoodies just want their mums!

The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.
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Funny story:  Judge denies flashing at commuter

Judge denies flashing at commuter

London, Tuesday - One of the UK's top and most respected judges, Sir Richard Stephens, strenuously denied "flashing" at a young female commuter in court on Tuesday.
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Funny story:  Bush's Rolex stolen in Albania

Bush's Rolex stolen in Albania

Tirana - (Ass Mess): President Bush's much admired limited edition platinum Rolex wristwatch has been stolen during a hand-shaking walkabout in the Albanian capital of Tirana today.
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Funny story:  Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): The Walt Disney movie company is to make a cartoon of the magical life of green-eyed Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai from her Indian beauty queen roots through to her Miss World Title and onto her stellar career as the queen of B...
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Funny story:  I can't eat enough!

I can't eat enough!

I went to an "all-you-can-eat" Chinese buffet yesterday. The whole thing cost only 4 bucks so I won't complain about the poor quality of the food.
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Funny story:  Media hits back at Blair's Princess Diana comparison

Media hits back at Blair's Princess Diana comparison

London - (Ass Mess): UK media sources have hit back at UK Prime Monster's tortured claims that he is being hounded by them "just like Pricess Diana".
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Funny story:  "Papparazi out to get me!" wails Blair

"Papparazi out to get me!" wails Blair

Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): Come back Alistair Campbell, everything is forgiven!...
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Funny story:  Bong Hits 4 Cunnilingus!

Bong Hits 4 Cunnilingus!

Georgia - (Ass Mess): In a landmark legal ruling Georgia Superior Court Judge Thomas Wilson has ruled that consensual oral sex with a teenager is a misdemeanour and not a felony.
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Funny story:  Hillary Walking Back to the White House

Hillary Walking Back to the White House

CAPITOL HILL (Washington Post-Mortem)- Always a step ahead of her fellow libocrat presidential wannabes, erstwhile New York junior senator and ex-first lady Hillary (not Rodham anymore) Clinton has decided on a 2008 presidential camp...
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Funny story:  Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

A woman travelling on a London-bound train was subjected to a harrowing and hideous flashing attack by one of Britain's most senior judges, a court has heard.
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Funny story:  Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

In a shock to the comedy establishment today, veteran comedian Bob Monkhouse has returned from the dead. He was initially spotted playing golf alongside Jimmy Tarbuck on Saturday, but journalists simply didn't believe the dead comedian had return...
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Funny story:  Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Women who prefer to breastfeed their babies and young children will soon be able to do so in public, after the Government passed a new bill yesterday.
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Funny story:  Foghorn Leghorn - ran afoul of the law, put to death

Foghorn Leghorn - ran afoul of the law, put to death

Huntsville, Texas - Foghorn Leghorn, former Warner Brothers cartoon character, was executed Monday at midnight in Texas State Penitentiary's death chamber.
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Funny story:  Barney Frank declares himself Don Quixote, takes on internet gambling

Barney Frank declares himself Don Quixote, takes on internet gambling

District of Columbia - Channeling the spirit of Don Quixote of La Mancha, Congressman Barney Frank is attacking the online gambling industry.
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