Funny story:  Prezza almost became Prime Minister

Prezza almost became Prime Minister

Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell, revealed in an autobiography how Prime Minister Tony Blair almost resigned because of the Iraq War.
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Funny story:  Charles Kennedy "spoken to" for starting fire in train

Charles Kennedy "spoken to" for starting fire in train

A Liberal Democrat spokesman has refused to admit or deny reports that ex-leader and town drunk, Charles Kennedy, was caught smoking in a train. Smoking in a public place, including a train, was, of course, made illegal from 1 July 2007. Kennedy was...
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Funny story:  Cleavage In Parliament

Cleavage In Parliament

Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...
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Funny story:  Alistair Campbell's diarrohea released

Alistair Campbell's diarrohea released

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Blair mouthpiece Alisatir Campbell has published his diaries which give a graphic account of his devastation when his blood father, WMD inspector Dr David Kelly was found topped "by the Bushes" in acco...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

Ron Paul Wins Election After Donnybrook

WASHINGTON - After George W. Bush claimed for himself the title of "New American Dictator" in 2007, the election process in the US was changed for good, with Bush's claim to power until his death, either timely or untimely.
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Funny story:  Superman Defeats Evil Mustache on Lex Luthor Clone

Superman Defeats Evil Mustache on Lex Luthor Clone

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - Superman, in a heroic battle against the evil mustache on Lex Luthor's clone, Mark Lowton, editor at TheSpoof.com, was finally victorious after using his Kryptonian intellect to come up with a way to remove the evi...
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Funny story:  Nine Federal prosecutors "knew too much about Enron"

Nine Federal prosecutors "knew too much about Enron"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Brazening out his bluff to gag former White House aides Sara M Taylor and Harriet E Miers from testifying to Congress about the firing of nine Federal prosecutors who knew too much about his involvement in the Enron fraud,...
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Funny story:  Bush Denies Congress Access to Aides

Bush Denies Congress Access to Aides

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush invoked executive privilege Monday to deny requests by Congress for testimony from two former aides about the firings of federal prosecutors. Same old story, different names.
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Funny story:  Geratic Performers Drain Live Earth

Geratic Performers Drain Live Earth

The amount of good that the Live Earth concerts achieved has been offset by the amount of non-renewable energy used to keep the geratic performers satisfied.
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Funny story:  British PM Gordon Brown registers in Wales as Smith

British PM Gordon Brown registers in Wales as Smith

CARMARTHENSHIRE (Llandovery) - Gerald and Sylvia Pritchard have lived in Llandovery all their lives and swear they saw British Prime Minister Gordon Brown register at The New White Lion yesterday.
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Funny story:  Gaza lioness freed after two years, reunited with brother

Gaza lioness freed after two years, reunited with brother

Gaza Strip - (Ass Mess): A Gaza Zoo lioness has been freed after two years' captivity by animal abusing mobsters and reunited with her sibling.
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Funny story:  Climate Channel Staff Resigns En Masse

Climate Channel Staff Resigns En Masse

Hotlana, GA (IP) - The entire staff of the Climate Channel resigned today in a mass protest over working conditions and disgust over recent and evolving changes in programming.
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Funny story:  Robbie McEwen's Tour stage 1 win accredited to Tahitian Noni Juice intake

Robbie McEwen's Tour stage 1 win accredited to Tahitian Noni Juice intake

BELGIQUE (Gand) -- Champion Tour de France sprinter Robbie McEwen (Predictor) said today that his energy spurts come from drinking Tahitian Noni Juice. And on stage 2 of the Tour, someone stole his canteen full of the stuff. "I wonder who that...
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Funny story:  140,000 Turkish Troops Will Tour Iraq

140,000 Turkish Troops Will Tour Iraq

Wishbone, Turkey (IP) - 140,000 Turkish troops currently sitting along Iraq's border will soon enter Iraq. They carry with them games such as Backgammon, Chess, Checkers, jigsaw puzzles and countless other fun items. They will also bring along...
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Funny story:  John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry spoke out on Iraq today, calling for a "French Toast strategic endeavor." Kerry's announcement was in response to the Bush Waffle strategy...
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Funny story:  New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

(MUSICMAN PRESS) The Texas Committee of Country Clubs (TCCC) decided to make the change in attire last week. Said TCCC Board Administrator Dick Hardy. "We all agreed to go with the more professional appearance because, by and large, the majority...
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Funny story:  Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former a...
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Funny story:  Clay Aiken Under FBI Investigation for Airline Incident

Clay Aiken Under FBI Investigation for Airline Incident

American Idol's second season runner-up Clay Aiken is being investigated by the FBI due to an incident on an airline. Aiken was traveling to a concert and was stuck in coach when he got into an arguement with a woman over an armrest.
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Funny story:  Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

In response to the Bush Administration's new "Waffle" strategy for Iraq, GOP candidates Rudy Giuliani, John McCain,...
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Funny story:  American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures

Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year's contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky un...
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Funny story:  Bush Announces New Iraq Strategy: Waffle

Bush Announces New Iraq Strategy: Waffle

The Bush Administration today provided a detailed explanation of a new strategy in Iraq, called Waffle. Following on the recent "Surge", which hasn't worked according to many sources, US forces will now vary the intensity of their effor...
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Funny story:  Spoof editor denies Hitler mustache link rumors

Spoof editor denies Hitler mustache link rumors

England - (Rotters): Spoof editor Mark Lowton has flatly denied any idealistic or inspirational connections between the hair growth on his upper lip dubbed The Mustache and that once sported by the Third Reich leader Adolf Hitler.
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Funny story:  Equal Opportunities: Virgin Hires Leprechaun

Equal Opportunities: Virgin Hires Leprechaun

LONDON. In an extreme attempt to keep up, and go beyond, equal opportunity laws, Richard Branson - the enigmatic leader of the Virgin Group - has hired several mythical creatures under the advice of the now redundant JK Rowling.
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Funny story:  Iraqis say: "Hang Bush if you want end to civil war"

Iraqis say: "Hang Bush if you want end to civil war"

Baghdad, Iraq - (Rotters): The leaders of warring Iraqi factions told UK diplomatic sources in Baghdad today that a tit-for-tat hanging of George W Bush "is guaranteed to restore law and order" in their ravaged country:...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown's July 10 arrest fears

Gordon Brown's July 10 arrest fears

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): Gordon Brown fears that the thirteenth day of his appointment as the new UK Prime Monster may be his last after cops in the Serious Fraud Offices hinted they couldn't delay charges in the cash-for-peerages-and NHS terroris...
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Funny story:  Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Five consecutive times Wimbledon chamption Bjorn Borg told a tennis crowd at last night's Wimbledon Champions' Ball that he "was probably the biological father of Roger Federer", and was thrilled a...
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Funny story:  Newfoundland and Labrador Announces Solution to Equalization Standoff with Ottawa

Newfoundland and Labrador Announces Solution to Equalization Standoff with Ottawa

Today Danny Williams, the premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, unveiled a plan to resolve the ongoing standoff with Ottawa over control of offshore oil interests. The plan calls for an all out invasion of Canada after what Williams describes as 60...
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Funny story:  Hell child rejected at Australian Catholic school

Hell child rejected at Australian Catholic school

Melbourne, Australia - (Ass Mess): A five year old boy with an Austrian family surname than means 'bright' has been banned from attending St Peter the Apostle School Roman Catholic in Melbourne because priests fear his presence will incite sp...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Star Loses Karaoke Final

X-Factor Star Loses Karaoke Final

Former X-Factor contestant Ben Mills was beaten into second place at the "Pub Fun" karaoke competition, at a small bar in Wilmington-On-Sea last night. The singer was said to be devastated after a voting panel of locals gave the £17 first p...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

The terrorist group Al-Qaeda announced today that after several-failed attacks in the United Kingdom it had fired Osama Bin Laden as its manager.
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Funny story:  Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

The Rugby Football League are to investigate yesterday's goings-on at the Super League clash between Hull Kingston Rovers and their cross-city rivals Hull FC at Rovers'
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Funny story:  Art Bell Admits to Being US Govt Agent

Art Bell Admits to Being US Govt Agent

Pahrump, Nevada: Following the announcement of his retirement last week, popular radio host Art Bell admitted to a stunned media that for the past twenty years he has been overseeing a trickle-release of sensitive mis-information as...
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Funny story:  Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

A new way to fight congestion has been discovered in Transport for London - The Way Forward. There are a number of new and far reaching ideas for congestion solution in London. These include congestion charging for aircraft going over London's ai...
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Funny story:  Kate Moss Starts Dating Again After Dumping Pete

Kate Moss Starts Dating Again After Dumping Pete

Skinny model Kate Moss has lost no time in getting back into the dating game. Just days after dumping spotty drug-addled no-hoper Pete Doherty, Kate has been spotted partying with her new bloke.
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Funny story:  Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.
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Funny story:  Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.
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Funny story:  Stonehenge is not one of Seven Wonders - Just a Pile of Old Rocks

Stonehenge is not one of Seven Wonders - Just a Pile of Old Rocks

In a surprise twist Stonehenge, the oldest site known to man was not classed as one of the Seven Wonders of the World. A panel of experts has dismissed the ancient structure as "just a pile of old rocks."...
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Funny story:  Mustache sets up rival website, Lowton "Gutted"

Mustache sets up rival website, Lowton "Gutted"

Mark Lowton's mustache has moved over to another server and set up a rival website. It hopes that writers will follow and make up libellous stories about TheSpoof.com.
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Funny story:  Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.
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Funny story:  The Stripping of a Paris Missionary

The Stripping of a Paris Missionary

MALIBU (Calf.) -- Today. For God's sake Paris, put on a L.A. street wear micro mini before we all go Buzz, ding-dong -- Hello. You look like my 5th grade primary school teacher. Pull yourself together girl.
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Funny story:  Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...
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Funny story:  Mark Lowton, Spoof Editor, Grew Handlebar Mustache to Get Women

Mark Lowton, Spoof Editor, Grew Handlebar Mustache to Get Women

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - TheSpoof.com's editor, Mark Lowton, that cheap, good for nothing b%$#$^d that won't pay those of us who write for him, revealed today that he grew his handlebar mustache in order to get women.
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Funny story:  New Seven Wonders Of The World List Contains Two Surprises

New Seven Wonders Of The World List Contains Two Surprises

A survey carried out in the UK has revealed a major change in the public's perception of what constitutes a Wonder, with regard to the compilation of the list of the Seven Wonders Of The World.
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Funny story:  New Anti-Terrorism Measure Announced by Bush

New Anti-Terrorism Measure Announced by Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush, head of the joint National Security and Homeland Security departments, announced their latest anti-terrorist technique that all citizens should immediately employ. The measure involves using red duct...
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Funny story:  Bush Dispels Rumors About He and Tony Blair

Bush Dispels Rumors About He and Tony Blair

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush held a press conference today walking holding the hand of his fiance', Tony Blair. President Bush hoped it would dispel rumors that he was seeking a new lover.
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Funny story:  Invisible Man Identified

Invisible Man Identified

KEGINBUMPORT, MAINE (IP) - News trickling out of this usually quiet waterfront coomunity indicates that the invisible man has been found and identified. He is none other than John Kerry who disappeared after he rolled over and played dead after the...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party

Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party

Reports have surfaced that Ron Paul has been given $2.5 million by the Democratic party to sabotage the Republican party. Ron Paul's goal is to sway the opinions of registered Republicans towards being more anti-war which would then help the Repu...
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