The Conservative leader David Cameron today slammed the government's ban on farting in public places.
Mumbai - (Cinematographic Mess): Bollywood mega superstar and reincarnated global deity Aishwarya Rai has demanded to know why some relative newcomer like Rachel McAdams might be given first refusal to play a leading female role in the blockbuster mo...
Moscow - (Pissed Press): Not to be outdone in the current round of international drinking brinksmanship stakes Russian space agency officials refused to back down today over reports that their own cosmanauts 'drank NASA pilots like Commander Bill...
Who the Hell is Mohit?, a relatively new writer to the popular on line news magazine The Spoof, is suing the publication. He wants production of Spoof! The Motion Picture moved from Hollywood to Bollywood (Indian home of movie and television product...
George, lying in bed, cast a suspicious look around. He saw disfigured and out-of-proportion features of medics in Surgical Gowns, all staring down at him.
Spoof Chick Gail Farrelly is suing a Hollywood studio for attempting to cast one of the Farrelly brothers to play her in The Spoof movie.
Self-certified Apocalyptic Prediction Expert, Ed Davis, says he is 100% sure there's a 50% chance the world will end next Tuesday. If the Apocalypse does indeed occur next week, theorizes Mr. Davis, it will either be in the form of a giant meteo...
TOKYO, Japan (Rooters) -- Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffered a devastating penis injury in his house on Sunday, a result that could well force Abe to quit having sex and paralyze his penis.
Just hours after losing a close semi-final in Indianapolis, Andy Roddick announced his latest coaching change.
Hollywood, California - (Ass Mess): Quentin Tarantino is said to be very tempted to take on the challenge of directing the forthcoming Hollywood blockbuister Spoof! The Movie ahead of reports that contractual clauses stipulate the director m...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House officials were utterly stumped this weekend after realising that the President has been kept in blissful arrogance about the legal ownership of Long Island along with other top US land assets which the GOP has...
Tokyo, Japan - Not just for your listening pleasure anymore. Now your iPod can be retrofitted with a special kit to turn it into an adult sex toy for her to enjoy: 'It's Saturday night. All her girlfriends are out with their boyfriends while...
What would we do without Tesco?...
Camp David, Maryland - (Disaster Press): Confidence is at an all time high in the world of astrological prediction that tomorrow's Full Moon in the sign of the water-carrier Aquarius which opposes the majestic Sun in Leo will see the damning end...
MANASSAS, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- Just one ant survived a vicious massacre allegedly perpetrated by two eight-year-olds at a playground in this former Civil War city.
Nicole Richie is awaiting a short prison sentence for DWI. Lindsay Lohan is awaiting a couple of court dates for multiple DWI's and posession of cocaine (whether or not she was in someone else's pants). The two Hollywood starlets have petitioned Ju...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The YouTube debates have been called the debates created by the American people. That would be "The People" described in the Declaration of Independence. That is who our "elected&quo...
Phoenix, Arizona (Kazinform, Kazakhstan Staff Writer) - The blame for two news helicopters colliding on Friday has been placed squarely on the man being chased on the ground by police, rather than pilot error.
St.Louis, Mo. - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of St. Louis, Mo. this evening, where a man has been attacked by wheel of cheese.
Simply Red's vocalist Mick Hucknall has been using a ventriloquist for years, it was claimed last night.
A shocking new study published in the U.K. Journal of English Medicine revealed that a popular cow pasture treat may very well be at the root of a disease that has plagued the European population for centuries.
In the old days "indoor" plumbing was all the rage. Neighborhood hoodlums tipped over outhouses, sometimes with people still inside. This trend eventually led to the end of those days of trodding out on cold winter nights, but in a southwes...
SAN FRANCISCO (Lumberg) - Actor Charlton Heston mocked Barry Bonds on Saturday, announcing that the San Francisco Giants hitter can have Hank Aaron's career home run record only by prying it "from my cold, dead hands".
George Bush is dead against bringing the troops home until the Middle East can stand on its own. Or until every drip of their oil is in the U.S. which ever comes first.
We are a country dominated by fear. I just watched a TV commercial for ADT Security Systems. The commercial portrays a hapless victim describing how thieves had broken into his home and stolen all his merchandise. Then he spoke about what could have happened if he and his wife were home! At this point the viewer is forced to imagine some horrific scene of extreme bloodshed and mayhem! If we d...
(Hollywood) - High powered Hollywood publicist, Lotta Crappe, announced today that she is the new spokesperson for Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness.
In an attempt to compete with high quality Japanese cars and to provide consumers with a competitive edge in road rage incidents, General Motors unveiled the 2008 Road Warrior.
Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.
Washington D.C. (Rooters) President of the United States George W.Bush told reporters aboard Air Force One that he believes that the United States owns the moon and other planets in the solar system.
New British Prime Minister Gordon Brown leaves London Sunday for an historic first official meeting with United States President George W. Bush. The two will have talks at Camp David, the official presidential retreat in the mountains.
Though Tina Turner has been retired for several years, she's still remembered for her remarkably young looking legs. They're ready to step out again on tour, but this time without Tina, she's staying home at her countryside estate in Fran...
Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.