Funny story:  David Beckham: "Victoria Smiled Once!"

David Beckham: "Victoria Smiled Once!"

David Beckham has a photo of his wife actually smiling.
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Funny story:  Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

The whole of Britain woke up today in shock as the news that 90 year old hag, Mrs Mavis Crapfield, opened a tin of condensed cream of mushroom soup to find what was later discovered as Marlon Brando's hip bone.
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Funny story:  Great Bastard egg is first since 1832

Great Bastard egg is first since 1832

Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire - (Ass Mess): A Russian-imported Great Bastard has finally laid the first egg of its species since 1832 according to conservationists.
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Funny story:  Surgeons extract half a tonne of coke from Pete Doherty

Surgeons extract half a tonne of coke from Pete Doherty

Yorkshire - (Ass Mess): Rehab surgeons at the Promises! Promises! detox clinic in Yorkshire have extracted half a tonne of cocaine from Pete Doherty's bodily fluids as the Babyshambles singer underwent his first day's treatment for a...
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Funny story:  Navy sends submarines to search for flood victims

Navy sends submarines to search for flood victims

Gloucestershire - (Rotters): The Navy has sent two nuclear-powered submarines to the flood-stricken counties bordering Gloucestershire after all other efforts to find survivors failed.
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Funny story:  Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Lee County, Florida - In a 911 tape released by Lee County Sheriffs, country singer, Mindy McCready, told authorities that her mother had attacked her and then marked up her own face in an attempt to frame her for assault.
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Funny story:  Floods To Be Abolished Says Government

Floods To Be Abolished Says Government

The government today announced that from 2008 floods will cease to be a threat to the British mainland.
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Funny story:  French Dog Takes Commanding Lead in Tour De France

French Dog Takes Commanding Lead in Tour De France

In France as human riders test positive for drugs and drop like flies, it is a dog that is now standing head and tails above the rest. "GiGi" as she is known is part of the Jean Le Fete racing team and the only dog to ever make it this far...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Gets Full Cavity Search, Twice

Lindsay Lohan Gets Full Cavity Search, Twice

Luscious Lindsay was busted drag racing in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning after leaving a Bondage S&M club with some friends. The young and busty actress had a sudden feeling for the flavor of a Pringles and they all decided to go to the Kwik E...
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Funny story:  Bush's Dog Rescued by Tricky Ricky

Bush's Dog Rescued by Tricky Ricky

Iron Permanent Press--Scoop Johnson Barney the Scott Terrier was returned to the President today after spending nearly two days in an insurgent stronghold in the foothills of Afghanistan. The poor pooch was left behind after the pre...
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Funny story:  "I perhaps pitched it too high" admits Hawking

"I perhaps pitched it too high" admits Hawking

Odd fucker Steven Hawking left celebrities stunned last night as he appeared to discredit Fang and Wu's theory of Quantum Cosmology at Elton John's annual AIDS benefit dinner.
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Funny story:  DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

As Big Brother fans made Nicky Fromwatford the fifth evictee from the House on Friday, news emerged yesterday that another personality discrepancy has come to light that may shake the show to its ve...
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Funny story:  Mythical Iranian satirist may be preserved in salt

Mythical Iranian satirist may be preserved in salt

Zanjan, Iran - (Rioters): A man's naturally mummified body has been found inside an Iranian salt mine which archaeologist believe may be an ancient Persian comic who used to live around 540 BC at the time of the fabled Arachnid dynasty.
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Funny story:  Man Claims He's Never Had A Starbucks!

Man Claims He's Never Had A Starbucks!

(Los Angeles) - An American has claimed he has never had a Starbucks coffee in his entire life. Not even a sip. The incredible claim comes from Andrew Lawrence, a normal, college educated baby boomer who grew up in New York and has resided in Los Ang...
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Funny story:  What now for Blair?

What now for Blair?

There has been speculation about what, if anything, Tony Blair is going to do, now that he's stepped down from the big job in Downing Street.
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Funny story:  Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.
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Funny story:  Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Ass Mess): Lindsay Lohan may be taking the LA celeb game of oneupmanship a stage too far in her bid to out-Paris Paris Hilton.
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Funny story:  Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Gerry McCann, the father of a missing four year old girl abducted in a Portuguese holiday resort while her parents dined out nearby the holiday apartment, has flown to Washington and met with Attorney General Alberto Gonza...
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Funny story:  Posh picks nose and eats it shocker!

Posh picks nose and eats it shocker!

Victoria "Posh" Beckham was photographed picking her nose and eating it, after refusing to eat at the pre-match dinner of husband David's latest match for LA Galaxy at the MacDonald's Burger Stadium, in [her words] "some God-aw...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton in training with women's orgy club

Kate Middleton in training with women's orgy club

London - (Ass Mess): A top women's orgy club, the Swilling Britons, has attracted Kate Middleton to its ranks and has started her on its gruelling six week training course.
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Funny story:  Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Gabriel Heinze has resorted to desperate measures in order to push through his "dream" move to Liverpool.
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Funny story:  Heathrow plans to fingerprint travellers

Heathrow plans to fingerprint travellers

Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) have released plans to fingerprint all travellers through its airports, starting with Heathrow, so that it "can find the bugger that keeps touching our clean windows!" Exclaimed an airport employee, adding "...
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Funny story:  BBC & BT cancel sponsorship deal

BBC & BT cancel sponsorship deal

In the wake of the continued criticism being levelled at the BBC following complaints about the premium call charging and fake winners scandal the Head of Bumbling Telecoms (BT) UK sponsorship team has released a brief and curt statement.
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Funny story:  Smoker's Rebellion: Terror tactics to be used

Smoker's Rebellion: Terror tactics to be used

In an effort to destroy Britain's smoking ban, TITS (Tobacco Is The Shit) have said they they will have to resort to terror tactics in the future.
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Funny story:  "England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

"England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

Proffesor Strebbling Co-founder and Leader of the Doomsday Cult "Noahs Ark" has claimed the recent wide spread flooding has absolutely nothing to do with the unseasonal rainfall, but the uncontrolled migration of overseas workers coming to...
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Funny story:  Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

Backlash Against Recycling Bin Expansion

London Mayor Ken Lovingbone outlined plans yesterday for an expansion of the current recycling arrangements over all London.
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Funny story:  Apple reveal 99c computer, to compete with $100 laptop

Apple reveal 99c computer, to compete with $100 laptop

Apple corps today revealed that they had found a way to build a complete computer that retails at 99 cents, for sale to the developing world. At the launch, Apple Corps chairman Steve Jobs said, "We are pleased to be competing with Intel for the...
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Funny story:  Those phone-ins

Those phone-ins

A queue formed last night at the BBC, ITV, C4 and SKY's boardroom doors, of producers waiting to confess to having run bent phone in competitions, and in fact any contact that TV and radio has ever had with the outside world by telephone turns out to be false.
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Funny story:  J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...
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Funny story:  Wall Street Bonds and Stocks Are "Complete Valueless Crap" Says Ben Bernanke

Wall Street Bonds and Stocks Are "Complete Valueless Crap" Says Ben Bernanke

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - The Wall Street money-machine is now "complete valueless crap and junk" says Ben Bernanke, the head of the US Federal Reserve in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
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Funny story:  Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.
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Funny story:  FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA, world football's governing body, has now decided that it may not be able to intervene in the Carlos Tevez transfer saga, reversing last week's statement that it would act swiftly to bring the matter to...
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Funny story:  Chinese Ballistic Missile Facility Actually a Termite Colony

Chinese Ballistic Missile Facility Actually a Termite Colony

TAIPEI (Defense News Weakly) - A suspected Chinese ballistic missile facility located at Delingha in the central-northern part of the country has been revealed to actually be a termite colony instead.
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Funny story:  Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Wisconsin Dells- Today in Wisconsin milk farm after milk farm came to a screeching halt when they discovered their milk cows were udderly disgusted with their treatment. Said one cow, on condition of anonymity, "We feel used, we give and we give...
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Funny story:  Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...
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Funny story:  Clinton in Race Storm

Clinton in Race Storm

Amazing pictures obtained from our reporter in Washington appear to show the Democratic Front Runner Hilary Clinton seemingly discredit her main rival Senator Barack Obama in the build up to the 2008 presidential elections.
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Funny story:  GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that
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Funny story:  Senator Lindsey Graham Loves his 'Cocks

Senator Lindsey Graham Loves his 'Cocks

Columbia, South Carolina (WUSC 90.5 FM) -...
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Funny story:  "I'm more than just a piece of meat " claims Posh

"I'm more than just a piece of meat " claims Posh

Self publicizing bulimic Victoria Beckham claimed yesterday that she is, "fed up with being treated like a piece of meat".
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Funny story:  Miracle on Mile End road

Miracle on Mile End road

Two Sisters working out of St Joseph's Convert in the heart of London's East End have quite literally transformed the area of Tower Hamlet's over the last 6 months.
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