Funny story:  7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...
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Funny story:  CPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"

CPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"

London - (Rioters): David Perry QC, the Crown Prosecution Service barrister hired to thwart indictments of the Blair dirty tricks department in the cash-for-honors probe, has emerged as a shadowy figure with an MI5 file "as a thick as Abu Hamza&...
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Funny story:  Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

Hanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment

After an exhaustive three year study, scientists at the University of the Isle of Dogs, East London, (UIDEL) have discovered what they think could be the real cause of global warming - people all over the world hanging out their washing to dry writes...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Jr. Charged with felony drug-possession; faces 2 years in jail; Lawyers to use 'Fruit from the Poisoned Tree' defense over dad's objection

Al Gore Jr. Charged with felony drug-possession; faces 2 years in jail; Lawyers to use 'Fruit from the Poisoned Tree' defense over dad's objection

San Diego, California - Al Gore Jr. was formerly charge with felony drug-possession and one moving violation that stemmed form his traffic stop for speeding which resulted in his arrest on July 4th. If convicted on the more serious charge, Gore Jr.,...
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Funny story:  Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.
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Funny story:  Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.
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Funny story:  President Bush Back Side

President Bush Back Side

Washington Toast - It was clear that the Saturday morning television news channels were flooded with President Bush's colonoscopy examination. Apparently nothing else was happening, if so, it wasn't mentioned. Not even a fake terrorist attac...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills faces losing her other leg

Heather Mills faces losing her other leg

London - (Ass mess): Children of entertainer Paul McCartney have said that their dad's daftass gold-gigger wife Heather Mills may just lose her other leg if she carries on with her arm-and-leg divorce plans to fleece him for a reported £30 millio...
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Funny story:  Cash-for-Honors cops: decision was political

Cash-for-Honors cops: decision was political

London - (Ass mess): Cash-for-honors police investigators have said the CPS decision not to prosecute was purely politicial and 'joined at the hip' to George Bush's personal orders to Blair to close down the BAE fraud investigations that...
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Funny story:  Blair and the Hill of Evil Counsel

Blair and the Hill of Evil Counsel

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): As he flies to Jerusalem tomorrow on the first leg of his Global Piss process mission bankrolled exclusively by ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar, Tony Blair faces being stitched up by...
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Funny story:  Elvis Sighted At Home Depot

Elvis Sighted At Home Depot

(Memphis) - The King of Rock & Roll was spotted at a Home Depot outside of Memphis, Tennessee today, 30 years after his reported death.
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Funny story:  World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chap...
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Funny story:  I'm Outraged Claims GOD

I'm Outraged Claims GOD

TheSpoof! can officially announce that Leader of the Christians known to many as GOD is rumored to be very outraged over the recent attacks on his name by insurance companies who just don't want cough up and pay out. GOD is appar...
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Funny story:  Doctors Remove 5 Polyps From Bush's Brain

Doctors Remove 5 Polyps From Bush's Brain

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Doctors removed five large polyps from President Bush's brain on Saturday and "all appeared worrisome," a White House spokesman said. Doctor's also removed Bush's colon from his brain and reattached it...
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Funny story:  "Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

"Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...
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Funny story:  Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...
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