Funny story:  Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

July 20th saw Harry Potter Look Alike-Contest take place in every Barnes and Noble, Borders, Hastings, and every other major book store/retailer in the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom. Pictures from those contest winners were all e-mailed to J.
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Funny story:  Muchi Hai Says No More Fooling Around With My Brain

Muchi Hai Says No More Fooling Around With My Brain

(Tokyo) - Japanese teen, Muchi Hai, 18, who in the past few months has had a cell phone implanted in her brain, was kicked out of Disneyland
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Funny story:  Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

In what is being called the most surprising, infuriating, and exciting news story yet concerning the 2008 US presidential election, a conspiracy has been uncovered which was intended to target democratic presidential candidates Mike Gravel and Dennis...
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Funny story:  Six million Britons living in households where nobody works

Six million Britons living in households where nobody works

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Six million Brits are living in households where nobody works, just like old Fatty Mountbatten, the Puppet Monarch imported from Stalinist Russia after their pals the Luftwaffe succesfully bombed Buck House and its roy...
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Funny story:  Saudi Arabia expels four UK embassy staff

Saudi Arabia expels four UK embassy staff

Riyadh - (As Mes): Saudi Arabia is to expel four UK embassy staff in a tit-for-tat reltalliation of four Rusian envoys being booted out of London and amid the furor over Moscow's refusal to extradite the spy suspected of Alexander Litvinenko'...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise back in Nazi uniform

Tom Cruise back in Nazi uniform

Berlin, Germany - (Associated Messerschmitts): It's taken a lot of effort to keep him from outing himself in public. And today Tom Cruise finally cracked and donned his beloved Nazi uniform so he could strut around pretending to be Count Claus v...
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Funny story:  Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

Worst summer's day 20 July to be followed by "something even more horrid": soothsayers predict

London - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by the Meteorological Office's grim predictions that Friday 20 July "will be the wettest and worst Summer's day since records began" the World Wiccan Council astrology division has issued its o...
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Funny story:  Diana Alive!

Diana Alive!

Princess Diana is alive and well. She has apparently spent the last 10 years posing as her own dummy in Madame Tussauds.
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Funny story:  Labour Party gone to pot

Labour Party gone to pot

Whitehall, London SW1 - (Ass Mess): The Government has issued a formal statement clarifying the position regarding which member of Cabinet has yet to try smoking a spliff following today's revelations tha Home Secretary Jackie Smith smoked like a...
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Funny story:  Rupert Murdoch & Wall Street Journal Feud Over Font

Rupert Murdoch & Wall Street Journal Feud Over Font

The Wall Street Journal staff and Rupert Murdoch are battling over the future layout of the newspaper. The biggest sticking point appears to be over what font will be used.
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Funny story:  George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

Starke, Florida (IP) - DNA research conducted in the prison town, Starke, Florida (where Florida's electric chair sits idle) on serial killer Ted Bundy's body has revealed that he and George W. Bush are actually twins.
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Funny story:  Hare Club for Men's Presidents Arrested for False Claims

Hare Club for Men's Presidents Arrested for False Claims

Horsebreath, Iowa (IP) - Hare Club for Men presidents Telly Savalas and Yul Brynner were arrested on false claims and advertising today . They had been showing before and after photographs of their supposed customers.
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Funny story:  George Bush to be deported to the UK

George Bush to be deported to the UK

Buckingham Palace: Following David Beckham's move to the US, England too asked for a major draw in order to clear the United States' debt to her. The result? Well, it's probably one that would please Amer...
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Funny story:  Elton Jack to Become Professional Weeper at Funerals

Elton Jack to Become Professional Weeper at Funerals

Hollywierd, California (IP) - Elton John has not been seen nor been heard from much as of late and now he has re-surfaced in a totally new incarnation.
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Funny story:  Obnoxious Words and Phrases Banned

Obnoxious Words and Phrases Banned

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - People with good taste have banned together and decided to ban certain words and phrases which have become boring, worn out, and obnoxious due to their over use and mindless repetition.
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Funny story:  Diana Memorial Fountain "oozing blood" ahead of Camilla's 60th birthday party

Diana Memorial Fountain "oozing blood" ahead of Camilla's 60th birthday party

Hype Park, London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in Hype Park has suddenly begun to ooze blood just days ahead of Camilla's official 60th birthday party at the Pretender to the Throne's country home Hi...
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Funny story:  U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

U.S. May Replace Eagle As National Symbol

The fierce, independent American bald eagle may be replaced as the national symbol of the United States. The new U.S. symbol? It may be a chicken.
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Funny story:  Five mile exclusion zone bans Middleton from Highgrove on Saturday

Five mile exclusion zone bans Middleton from Highgrove on Saturday

Gloucestershire - (Ass Mess): Gloucestershire police have confirmed that a five mile radius exclusion zone has been imposed around Highgrove House, home of the Pretender to the Throne, banning desperately wannabe somebody Kate Middleton from a party...
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Funny story:  Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Latest reports say that a woman from Barcelona who was gored 'half to death' at the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, was taken there by her husband.
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Funny story:  Al Gore chomps his way through dozens of endangered species

Al Gore chomps his way through dozens of endangered species

Washington DC - (Rioters): Not content with serving up a 25lb Patagonian Toothfish - one of the world's most endangered marine species - for his daughter's wedding reception, Al Gore has been reported dining out regularly on dozens of other p...
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Funny story:  North Carolina Declares Itself Trailer Park Trash Sanctuary

North Carolina Declares Itself Trailer Park Trash Sanctuary

Andrews, North Carolina (IP) - North Carolina Governor Bruno Newthead began the press conference by stating that being trailer park trash (TPT) is merely a state of mind and that simply living in a trailer park did not automatically make a person TP...
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Funny story:  Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.
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Funny story:  Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.
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Funny story:  British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

British Tennis Youngsters Told To "Give Up"

Young British tennis hopefuls should spend less time on court because of the danger of being humiliated once they turn professional, a study says.
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Funny story:  Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.
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Funny story:  Carbon Yeti

Carbon Yeti

For years unconfirmed reports of a Carbon Yeti have come out America with alarming regularity, but today the most convincing piece of evidence to date has been discovered.
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Funny story:  An Interview with David Beckham by a Los Angeles Journalist

An Interview with David Beckham by a Los Angeles Journalist

Hollywood's new star checked in for an interview with our Rogan Bishop. Beckham is rumoured to have had wood during the whole interview.
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Funny story:  Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
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Funny story:  eBay In Court Over Boy's Missing Playstation2 Games

eBay In Court Over Boy's Missing Playstation2 Games

A 15-year-old boy from Norfolk who bought a games console and games on eBay has taken the company to the High Court after it was revealed that the product he received was missing vital parts.
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Funny story:  Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

The world stared in awe today at the two lastest space-beings that have come to make their home in LA, Calif. The "odd couple" as they have been described, arrived in a blaze of media hype.
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Funny story:  A Menu Change At Taco Bell

A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
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Funny story:  City of Verona bans  Romeo & Juliet

City of Verona bans Romeo & Juliet

Today the Department of Education in the city of Verona, Italy, has reached a decision, and officially banned the well-known play "Romeo and Juliet" from the school education system.
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Funny story:  BBC Broadcasting House Is A Fake And Is Not Really There

BBC Broadcasting House Is A Fake And Is Not Really There

The BBC faced fresh embarrassment last night when it was realised that Broadcasting House, the corporation's headquarters, is not really there.
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Funny story:  Censured comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' caught attempting to copulate with a palm tree; officials charge attempted date rape

Censured comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' caught attempting to copulate with a palm tree; officials charge attempted date rape

Coachella Valley, California - A self-described comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' was arrested during predawn hours today in Indio, California for attempting to copulate with a palm tree in a commercial date grove. The twenty-something male wa...
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Funny story:  Giuliani chooses unsurprising running mate

Giuliani chooses unsurprising running mate

In a truly unexpected move, Republican Presidential hopeful and former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani has prematurely chosen his running mate-Osama Bin Laden. Although considered presumptuous by many, his choice of running mate is widely considered to...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Finishing New Album; Plans World Tour

Willie Nelson Finishing New Album; Plans World Tour

Country music legend and American treasure Willie Nelson has just announced that he is almost finished with the recording of his new album and that he plans a world tour in early 2008.
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Funny story:  Explosion in New York City not due to terrorism but failing infrastructure

Explosion in New York City not due to terrorism but failing infrastructure

New York, New York - Reminding us all of the sights and sounds on 9/11, it was the citizens of the city that does not sleep, however, that woke up to an explosion and rising cloud column as high as the nearby Chrysler building in mid-town Manhattan t...
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Funny story:  Big Fire in Herts

Big Fire in Herts

A huge inferno caused most of Watford devastation this morning. It started as a small fire but escalated when a toy fire truck turned up.
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Funny story:  Gummy no more

Gummy no more

World famous sock puppet "Gummy" has finally succumbed to a visit to the dentist.
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Funny story:  Dogs leave home in droves

Dogs leave home in droves

Dogs all over the UK are leaving their homes for a better life.
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