Funny story:  Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- The screaming began when Victoria Beckham, in a tight pink dress and matching handbag, tottered on to the pitch in Carson, California, for a good five minutes of trying to get a kick. "Pass it 'ere," she shouted...
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Funny story:  Soccer's Royal Family Beckhams a Big Deal in US

Soccer's Royal Family Beckhams a Big Deal in US

Ever since David and Victoria Beckham landed stateside in the USA, the country's citizens have been going wacko for the hot couple.
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Funny story:  Hellfire Club's St Swithun's Day Fears

Hellfire Club's St Swithun's Day Fears

London - (Ass Mess): UK Hellfire Club members are fleeing the capital in droves this weekend amid persistent reports that anti-terror cops are poised to finally round them up along with their Russian spook masters on St Swithun's Day.
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Funny story:  Home Secretary acts on Chapati Flour Danger

Home Secretary acts on Chapati Flour Danger

Following upon the use of Chapati Flour in an attempted suicide bombings, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has reconsidered the status of Chapati Flour.
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Funny story:  Women go Mad in Leeds.

Women go Mad in Leeds.

A large queue of over a thousand women are lining up outside a factory in Leeds. Why you may ask. Well they are taking it in turns to sit on the top of the chimney.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Dead?

Ron Paul Dead?

WASHINGTON (Lincoln Memorial) -- Reports filtered thought today that Ron Paul had died at Green's bakehouse on Blueberry after being written about too much.
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Funny story:  Posh Spice Caught Eating

Posh Spice Caught Eating

A passer by, caught Victoria Beckham, picking off a leaf from some unsuspecting tree then gobbling it up.
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Funny story:  Arse-Faced People Getting "Bum Deal"

Arse-Faced People Getting "Bum Deal"

A survey conducted recently revealed that people who have arses for faces are "up to twice as likely to be called 'Bum-face' than other people"...
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Funny story:  Bird Flu Gone the way of the Dodo

Bird Flu Gone the way of the Dodo

Atlanta, GA (IP) - Spoof sources at the Center for Disease Control indicate that the CDC is throwing a big party this week. It is a goodbye party for our old friend the bird flu...
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Funny story:  Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Tefal-cranium genius, Professor Lepping Greave, famous for his invention of Instant Water (just add water!) and the Dobbling Two-Step Trombone engine has reached a new, and some would say disturbing perspective on the nations favourite fruits!...
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Funny story:  Attendance pays as Benjonson pupils rewarded with a day at the seaside

Attendance pays as Benjonson pupils rewarded with a day at the seaside

"School is cool," was the message when school children from East London based Benjonson School recently took part in a day trip to the seaside.
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Funny story:  Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

PAPUA NEW GUINEA (Umbodungo) -- In what must only be described as excessive exhilaration, today a Bluebird of Happiness (BBOH) disappeared up it's own butt. In fact, Bluebirds of Happiness everywhere are being reported as flying up their own but...
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Funny story:  Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

DISTRICT COURT (L.A.) -- Legendary music producer (Wall of Sound) Phil Spector's hair is looking more and more frightened as his murder trial proceeds.
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Funny story:  Iraq War Prospects Fade - Russia is Next

Iraq War Prospects Fade - Russia is Next

Washingdung (IP) - Russia has become the Bush administration's next prospect for war and profits as the hope for an extended period of war in Iraq begins to fade. The insatiable appetite that the military industrial complex has for war has to be...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney to be Beat Bobby in N. Ireland

Paul McCartney to be Beat Bobby in N. Ireland

LONDON (Outside the Windmill) -- Sir Paul McCartney today told a mass media scrum that he had thrown all his bass guitars in the Thames. "Except one 12-string," Sir Paul said, "that I'm keeping to play Irish lullaby's in Belfas...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers

Hackers who broke into J.K. Rowling's laptop posted copies of the final pages of Rowling's new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. In the book's ending a prominent character is killed, namely ... oh, wait ... if I tell you...
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Funny story:  Queen 'on the verge of a coronary' over BBC fiasco

Queen 'on the verge of a coronary' over BBC fiasco

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth's health has gone into a steep decline since the BBC documentary fiasco this week where an Eastenders-type plotline was inserted by the Corporation's controller of programmes 'as a bit of a...
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Funny story:  Pete Doherty's bank cancelled his credit says Mom

Pete Doherty's bank cancelled his credit says Mom

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pete Doherty's mother Jacqueline Doherty has told reporters that ever since her son split with girlfriend Kate Moss his financial troubles have piled up as his bank cancelled his overdraft and withdrew all his cred...
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Funny story:  Bush is Hitler grandson say Minnesota Dem Keith Ellison

Bush is Hitler grandson say Minnesota Dem Keith Ellison

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): How the fur is begining to fly in DC this weekend! The US's first Mulim congressman, Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison told a gathering of Atheists for Human Rights in his home state that the Pentagon has hidden George...
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Funny story:  Marriage #1 Cause of Divorce

Marriage #1 Cause of Divorce

Andrew* fidgets with his coffee cup. "I never thought it would happen to me," he says and rubs his face. "I was going to stay married forever."...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.
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Funny story:  Queen Severs All Links With BBC

Queen Severs All Links With BBC

Her Majesty the Queen has officially severed all links with the BBC over the fake footage scandal, Palace sources have said.
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Funny story:  Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.
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Funny story:  Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

The two 16-year-old British girls accused of trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine out of Ghana said last night that they had been the victims of a set-up.
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Funny story:  U2 to Split over 'Soup Differences'

U2 to Split over 'Soup Differences'

Yesterday was a bad day for fans of the histrionic rock group, U2, with the news that they have split, like the proverbial atom, banana or pea.
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Funny story:  BBC apologises to Queen for "Vampire" film slur

BBC apologises to Queen for "Vampire" film slur

Fat cat bosses at the BBC interrupted a lunch of caviar and champagne at the Ritz to make a mealy-mouthed apology to Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth for a new documentary due to be show on the BBC, which shows Her Majesty to be a 17th Century vampi...
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Funny story:  Jenna Jameson Runs Marathon

Jenna Jameson Runs Marathon

Jenna Jameson will run a marathon in Mississauga Ontario tomorrow. The former porn star says she is training so that she can try out for the US Olympic team for 2008.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her "a whiny biatch." Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Strikes Out Side

Ron Paul Strikes Out Side

Ron Paul had an outstanding performance tonight in his first stint pitching for the Iowa Cubs. Paul appeared in the bottom of the ninth inning as the Cubs were protecting a 5-3 lead over the Omaha Royals.
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Funny story:  Ann Coulter Happy with Makeover

Ann Coulter Happy with Makeover

Rabid ultra right wing polemicist Ann Coulter says that she is happy with her new makeover.
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Funny story:  Hawking Attributes Global Warming to the Media

Hawking Attributes Global Warming to the Media

In a statement today, renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has attributed the trend of global warming to news stories on ugly dog competitions.
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Funny story:  Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.
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Funny story:  Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

FRANCE (Le spit on use, Englise dogs) -- Tour de France riders in the peloton are speaking in English! Ces chiens.
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Funny story:  Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.
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