Funny story:  As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

JUAN DE BUTTOFUOCCO, WA -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair arrived on the Makaw Indian reservation today and claimed five percent of the proceeds from the lucrative "Good Times Roll" casino.
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Funny story:  MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

In conjunction with the release of e-mail and mobile alerts to the general public, MI5 have also today released details of the renaming of the levels of security threat.
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Funny story:  Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".
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Funny story:  U.S. Military Kills 27 Somali Sheep herders, and several dozen sheep linked to Al Queda

U.S. Military Kills 27 Somali Sheep herders, and several dozen sheep linked to Al Queda

Washington - Pentagon sources revealed today that U.S. air strikes successfully killed at least 27 Al Qaeda operatives today and yesterday in its bid to help support the fledgling Somali government. Many of the terrorists were thought to be posing as...
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Funny story:  Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Morrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead

Just hours after it emerged that flower-wielding tunesmith Morrissey was a shoe-in for the UK's Eurovision entry, mardy rockers Radiohead have rained on his parade.
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Funny story:  Blair Jams His Blues Away

Blair Jams His Blues Away

A bootleg of Tony Blair's jam session with the Bee Gees during his Christmas freebie has appeared tonight on the Internet.
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Funny story:  Scientists find three black holes in Treasury accounts

Scientists find three black holes in Treasury accounts

London - (Ass Mess): Forensic scientists investigating a gang of former Irish pig farmers from Shergar, County Louse who have been trading under the banner of Treasury Holdings Ltd in order to purchase the fraudulently engineered deeds to Battersea P...
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Funny story:  Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

London - (Ass Mess): A new political gossip site dedicated to retro-engineering Downing Street disinformation releases was launched today by a breakaway faction of tabloid insiders Slags Anonymous under the inimicable internet banner of Plonkette.com...
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Funny story:  Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

The Times announced today that it would be including a new 'Reader's Wives' supplement on Sundays.
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Funny story:  Humans existed 50,000 years before evangelical creationists

Humans existed 50,000 years before evangelical creationists

Savannah River, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): Conclusive proof that human beings existed 50,000 years before the hybrid sub-species of homo creationists has been found by a scientific survey probing archaeological remains along the Savannah River basi...
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Funny story:  Homosexuals To Be Treated The Same As Straight US Citizens

Homosexuals To Be Treated The Same As Straight US Citizens

In a bold move by the US Government, Homosexual men & women will have the same rights as their straight counterparts. From March 3rd 2007 'gays' will be allowed to ride on buses, eat in family restaurants & even take part in sports. The move...
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Funny story:  New Powers for Council Residents

New Powers for Council Residents

Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.
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Funny story:  Bill Gates "My Cheapo Eye Op's Gone Pear Shaped

Bill Gates "My Cheapo Eye Op's Gone Pear Shaped

World's richest man, Bill Gates, today proves the rule that money can't buy you everything.
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Funny story:  Hellfire Club paying Kate to pose as William's girlfriend

Hellfire Club paying Kate to pose as William's girlfriend

London - (ReUterus): Senior Euro-Septic Tory grandees bankrolled Kate Middleton to move into student accommodation in St Andrews into which the Pretender to the Throne's son William was shoehorned according to transcripts of MI5 files found after...
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Funny story:  Saddam's body stolen, hip bone donated to George Bush Sr surgery

Saddam's body stolen, hip bone donated to George Bush Sr surgery

Tikrit - (Ass Mess): Grave robbers vandalised Saddam Hussain's tomb and stole his body for medical research shortly after his internment according to a breaking news Al's Jazz Era TV bulletin. And in a hideous twist undercover reporters at t...
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Funny story:  Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Glendale, Arizona- The University of Florida used real alligators against Ohio State to win the biggest college football game of the year. The toothy reptiles would get a grip on their opponents ankles everytime they tried to run the ball and thus...
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Funny story:  Ruth Kelly Is New Doctor Who Assistant

Ruth Kelly Is New Doctor Who Assistant

The BBC has revealed that Ruth Kelly, and not Freema Agyeman, is to be Doctor Who's new assistant.
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Funny story:  Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Lost Footage of the fab four has surfaced in a car boot sale in Peckham, South East London. Bert Trubbins, a bargain hunter from Peckham himself was taking his elderly wife Martha for their usual Sunday hunt for trinkets & tat when he came across the...
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Funny story:  State schools defend their SEN provision

State schools defend their SEN provision

A comprehensive Headmaster, Mr Bob Slither, yesterday condemned the decision by Former Education Secretary Ruth Kelly to send her child to a public school.
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Funny story:  That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

Police in New York have established that the bad smell that has been wafting through the city these past few days is the work of Islamic extremists.
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Funny story:  The White City Laddies Get It Wrong - Doo Dah Doo Dah

The White City Laddies Get It Wrong - Doo Dah Doo Dah

In a shock move that's set to strain race relations to the very limit, the BBC is reported to be bringing back the Black and White Minstrel Show.
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Funny story:  Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Former first lady, Hillary Clinton, has been telling reporters about her trip to the English Lake District, Cumbria, with husband Bill.
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Funny story:  Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's have for the first time in over ten years made a profit, the brave faced store, once believed the only place for a patriotic Brit to shop have finally convinced punters it "wasn't just an expensiv...
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Funny story:  Government Unveils 'Beat Generation' Green Proposals

Government Unveils 'Beat Generation' Green Proposals

The government has put radical new "hep-cat" proposals forward in an effort to urge more people to "go green". After meeting building industry leaders, Minister for Housing and MFI Flat-pack Shelves Yvette Cooper said that she pla...
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Funny story:  US May Face Celebrity Shortage by 2015

US May Face Celebrity Shortage by 2015

America's increasing reliance on celebrities may cause severe shortages in the next five to ten years. Our appetite for celebrities may be limitless, but the supply grows at a much slower pace than many realize according to the US Department of...
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Funny story:  NYC stench tracked down

NYC stench tracked down

Manhattan Jan 9th 2007, A strange odor permeated the buildings and streets of NYC yesterday causing many to abandon their desks and flock to the streets of the city.
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Funny story:  Rock n Roll Hall of Fame snubs The Stooges

Rock n Roll Hall of Fame snubs The Stooges

NY Times reported that some hopefuls for the Hall fell short: "Nominees who did not make the cut this year include Chic, the Dave Clark Five, the Stooges and Joe Tex."...
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Funny story:  Iraqi Civil War Spreads to the Republican Party

Iraqi Civil War Spreads to the Republican Party

Reports from Washington are that...since the November election...large numbers of despondent Republican leaders are committing suicide, and that many of them are taking their fellow Republicans along with them, in acts of suicidal desperation.
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Funny story:  Fity Cent Replaced By Dollahnchanj

Fity Cent Replaced By Dollahnchanj

The music world has been rocked by the surprising emergence of Asian Indian- American rap star, Dollahnchanj. Born in the Scarsdale ghetto the newest, latest golden record rap idol appeared as if out of nowhere,man and the throngs of rap fans can o...
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Funny story:  Premier husbands' website takes pointers from The Spoof

Premier husbands' website takes pointers from The Spoof

The premier husbands' website, HenPecked.com, has admitted to being inspired by The Spoof to include a points system to rate the severity of henpeckedness. Previously henpecked simply included tales of wifely nagging and subtle torment and domina...
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Funny story:  New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

New Britney Barbie Doll Debuts

The new Britney Spears Barbie doll has been unveiled by Mattel. Unlike other, more traditional Barbies, this one does not come with underwear and is anatomically correct. "We used photos of Britney getting out of the car with Paris Hilton to make su...
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Funny story:  i pledge allegiance to God

i pledge allegiance to God

I pledge allegiance to my wife...
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Funny story:  Howard Stern offered head FCC position

Howard Stern offered head FCC position

President Bush in a obvious move to bolster his faltering approval ratings, made a desperate ditch effort offering shock jock, Howard Stern the position of, Director of the FCC,.
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Funny story:  Rangers Appoint Super Smith

Rangers Appoint Super Smith

Walter Smith will step down from his prestigious position at Scotland Boss to manage (again) strugglers Glasgow Rangers. Fans of the 'Gers have previously suffered season after season of heartach...
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