Tigger, the bouncey, flouncey, full of fun fun fun, tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, slapped a teenage boy this weekend at Disneyland.
The ghost of former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein has been spotted in several California high school girls' locker rooms. The spirit reportedly floats through the room, approaches each girl individually, looks at them, then floats away.
Britney Spears was dumped by her record label, Jive Records, in a not surprising move. The former pop princess has not had a hit album or single, and sales of her older recordings have stagnated.
Spears has been in the studio working on a new alb...
Reeling from the news on Sunday that Archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus was a Spy for Poland's communist police force, the Vatican have dropped another bombshell about a fellow clergyman.
Officials in the City Of Westminster Planning Dept have shocked the Queen by sending her a letter stating that Buckingham Palace hasn't been built in compliance with the correct planning regulations and that it will have to be razed to the ground...
California - (Ass Mess): Legal documents released today show that oil giant Chevron dumped US Secretary of State Condo Sleaze Rice from its board of directors after hiring private investigators to probe an internal blackmail scam of some of its large...
New York, NY - (Ass Mess): A foul gas-like stench in the Chelsea area of Manhattan has been traced to the local Department of Homeland Insecurity office in charge of authenticating Larry Silverstein's property ownership claims of the Ground Zero...
A new planet is being created for humans to live on when this current planet dies, it was revealed today.
A survey has shown that Britain is becoming tired of surveys. It showed that an overall 96% of people were not in favour of being stopped in the street whilst they were minding their own business.
The exercise carried out in twenty-eight cities ac...
Reports in the media that British Armed Forces Accommodation is substandard are inaccurate, says the Ministry for Substandard Accommodation (MSA).
Us Troops currently serving in Iraq are to be given special combat rights which include state sponsored torture, friendly fire wild cards & a range of new weapons including a state of the art weapon which can incinerate a human to as...
Top TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, has today told how his wilderness years caused him to loose some of his best friends.
There are some surprise recipients among the latest New Year Honours announced today.
Palms Casino owner George Malouf was challenged to a charity boxing match by a former employee of his back when Malouf owned a much smaller casino known as Fiesta.
Information leaked to The Spoof claims that Saddam Hussein is not dead. Sources in Iraq attempted to contact officials in Washington and London by mobile phone, but instead of reaching the White House, the call was received by elderly spinster Georgi...
An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.
Amazing reports today from Norwich, telling of a farmer whose fields of root vegetables all look like male genitals.
Disney are in trouble over their latest film, Lion King 6 : Simba Get's laid, film governing watchdog Cinemoan have described the film as "lude" & warranted a re-evaluation of the films rating which at...
BBC bosses are said to be delighted about their new programme schedules for the spring.
Premiership Chelsea have announced kit change plans and a new sponsor for the 2007/08 season.
Since to "pluto" means "to demote or devalue someone or something," perhaps not everyone would be delighted to discover that such a word was derived from one's own name.
Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.
Celebrating news that her blackmailer had been caught, Oprah jumped for joy on her couch. That's when her troubles REALLY began.
WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
Struggling auto giant General Motors is introducing a new concept car aimed at customers who are intimidated by modern technology and all things requiring sophisticated skills or understanding. The GM Dolt, "the car for the rest of us", wa...