New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): The UN Security Council has voted overwhelmingly in favor of DNA testing and fingerprinting all members of the Bush tribe after the UK's Metropolitan Police and Interpol confirmed that their database of the world'...
In a scene similar to Toto leading his steadfast and virtuous owner, Dorothy and her compunctious companions, Tin Man, Lion and Scarecrow to peering behind the curtain and discovering the deceitful megalomaniacal wizard for who he really is; or the p...
Is the glass half full or half empty? It's a problem that has vexed psychologists for years and one that we are no nearer to solving still. Or are we?...
Warsaw - (Rioters): Just one hour before his official inauguration as the Primate of Warsaw, Archbishop Stanislaw Phygelius has been dumped from the top church job after admitting collaborating with the secret police and snitching up his colleagues d...
Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): As officers from the Met's Serious & Organised Crime Squad prepare to swoop on No 10 Drowning Street tomorrow morning to grill the Prime Monster over selling Peerages to the IRA, a taskforce of bailiffs is poised to...
In a shocking expose to be shown on Channel 4s More4, a team follows the lives of the camp employees of the firm known as Rentaghost, featured in a 1970s reality show of the same name.
Tony Blair today denied the existence of anybody called Saddam Hussein. As what is seen as further moves to avoid commentary on the former dictator, Blair greeted reporters' questions with...
Street magician, David Blaine, is the toast of the Royal Navy today but because his latest illusion went spectacularly wrong in Portsmouth Naval Dockyard.
Scientific studies came out today proving that persons belonging to the American, professional class, have a tendency to over-think issues like marriage and having children and should take a lesson from the working class if they are really serious ab...
Its official, ginger people are angrier than the rest of us and the red hair, eyebrows and other body hair is natures warning to stay away.
A neophyte on the hip hop scene, rapper Killah D, AKA D-Doggs, AKA Doggy D AKA Josh, recently participated in a 35 person disturbance in downtown Brooklyn earlier this week. Traffic was halted for five hours as authorities subdued the unruly parties.
The cat of the late novelist, Barbara Cartland, has appeared for sale today on ebay.
A groundbreaking study has provided strong evidence that what happens in Las Vegas frequently becomes widely known elsewhere. This is a direct contradiction of the common belief that what happens in Vegas is essentially a secret known only to direct...
While watching a spectacular New Year's Eve fireworks display a Florida woman discovered that an errant bullet fired in the air in celebration of the approaching New Year was caught in her bra. "Wonder of wonders!" She exclaimed, "...
US Army sent re-enlist letters on the day after Christmas to 75 dead and 200 wounded Iraq War veterans, giving new meaning to the Army of the Dead.
The statue of famous 1950's singer Buddy Holly in Lubbock, Texas has demanded to be traded to another city due to lack of playing time. Said the statue, "I'm from here and the radio stations don't even play my stuff any more. I hav...
As Jay Leno put it: "WHO in their right mind will step in front of a moving train to save somebody they don't even know? Sorry mom it ain't me try your other son."...
Catholic High schools across the country are turning to mandatory drug testing of all students through a California firm that tests hair samples and guarantees accuracy within 90 days preceding the test.
In its attempt to navigate between the Scylla of Arizon'a new higher minimum wage and the Charybdis of a two month long strike, Raytheon CEO, Odysseus Ofthecraftymind announced his plan to hire as many mentally retarded replacement workers as pos...
London - (Ass Mess): The First Battalion of the Black Watch Beetle will be on armed patrol outside the Royal Courts of Justice on Monday for the inquest into the death of Diana, Temptress of Wales, amid rumors that her Machiavellian secret life will...
TheSpoof.com's tyrannical editors changed a word in a recent article, causing widespread anger and outrage. In a particularly tasteful piece about Raytheon's refusal to pay Arizona's new minimum wage to their mentally retarded employees,...