Memphis Tenn. Jan 5 2007. Once Britney Spears' vagina was emancipated and set free to pursue a career on her own she's been on a whirlwind tour promoting her tell all book titled, "Your Cup of Tea is Not My Bag", that's a warn...
Warsaw - (Rioters): A colleague-snitching communist collaborator has been appointed to the top Church job in Warsaw after being voted the most charismatic candidate in Pope Ratzinger's little red aintgottaprayer book.
Virginia Beach - (Ass Mess): Age-defying protein pancake peddler and evangelical bigot the Reverend Pat Robertson has once again tempted the derision of Jehovah by terrifying TheoCon TV viewers with his prediction of the killing of millions of Americ...
Washington - President Bush announced a new policy today that would protect him from the damaging opinions and words from the American public.
Seattle - A poetry slam here ended in tragedy yesterday when a fight broke out among the twenty-seven poets at the Sip 'N' Surf coffee shop. Though no one was killed (damn) seven members had to be treated for girly slap marks and sissy scratches.
A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
New York, Jan 5 2007 Billionaire Donald Trump announced he would not be running for public office today. Also, he decided to win no friends or influence anyone .
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The head of the National Nuclear Security Administration, Linton Brooks, has been dumped by US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman after the theft of Polonium 210 from the Los Alamos Laboratory found its way into a lethal dose...
Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.
In what some critics are calling as a total waste of money, the BBC has announced plans for a new series of popular comedy Blackadder. But with a difference. The lead roles will all be played by cats.
No stranger to the surgical processs, Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to Baltimore memorial hospital when it became readily apparent that his trademark "growl" look wouldn't leave his face after a spewing a barrage of profane word...
Today, Thursday 4/1/07 Shock World ® announced their first console,
Code-named 'Shocker' and pencilled for a late 2009 early 2010 release, shocker will feature the ability to play all current disc format including both Blu-Ray and HDDVD thanks to a new micro chip made just for Shocker®.
Don't have digital TV?...
LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
Channel four's horse racing pundit and picking his nose then eating it dirty fecker, John McCririck, has stunned crowds with his amazing new look.
TV star and ladies man Dirk Benedict was sensationally liberated from the Big Brother house last night after fashioning an escape vehicle from the everyday detritus he found lying around.
History is being made today in Canada as Zeke Buford, a dismissed national parks worker, is taking the authority that runs Niagara Falls to court.
England's dramatic poor performances in Australia this winter have prompted calls for a major upheaval in the way the English game is run.
Hugh Hefner, Playboy supremo, is said to be in talks with the Football Association to finalise a new title in his soft porn empire.
TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Palestinians were wildly jubilant on Thursday as they enthusiastically celebrated the creation of a Palestinian state.
Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
It has been revealed by a BBC insider that a series of TV programmes planned for the 2007 roster have been scrapped due to the content being described as 'unsuitable for British consumption & verging on crass'.
Spoof satirist, Buck E Filbert joined a Beverley Hills Vagina's Anonymous group today in an effort to stop writing about the "personal software" of celebrities. Filbert's articles, "Britney Spear's gift wraps Federlines tes...
A pensioner from Cleethorps is this morning hopping mad at having received call-up papers that could see him end up patrolling the streets of Baghdad.
The top of Ian 'Beefy' Botham's head blew off today, as the former cricket hero was delivering his verdict on England's sorry performance in Bulgaria as they crashed out of the Gillette Cup 2 nil.
After a difficult first season in the Premier League last year, things were looking decidedly better for Premiership newboys Hull City today, as the new fixture list was published giving the Tigers a winable opening-day encounter against Chelsea at S...
How could the NYTimes know God's will for marriage since it is run by a bunch of gay, lesbian , bi-sexual, transgendered, transexual,gender indifferent (BLT)-loving, divorce-advocating,feminist- supporting liberal media elites?...
God admitted today that he was intoxicated when He spoke to evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson about a "mass killing" to occur in 2007. In a written statement, God apologized and said Robertson was "much too dense" to understa...
TEL AVIV -- Israeli panormalist Uri Geller revealed yesterday that, without his knowledge, his own penis had been promoting itself and disparaging its owner in satires posted on the Internet.
"I learned the hard way that my penis had a head of its...
Washington (AP) - President George W. Bush who is notorious for being a compulsive liar actually told the truth at a press conference this afternoon. Near the end of the press conference Bush was asked by CNN Correspondent Dick Long what color socks...
For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.
In a modern day version of parable, Jonah and the Whale, young satirist, Buck E. Filbert was thrown overboard today by fellow satirist's, "Gnarly Eric" and "Queen Mudder". After being tossed into an angry ocean, Britn...