Funny story:  Britney Spears' vagina tour runs into opposition

Britney Spears' vagina tour runs into opposition

Memphis Tenn. Jan 5 2007. Once Britney Spears' vagina was emancipated and set free to pursue a career on her own she's been on a whirlwind tour promoting her tell all book titled, "Your Cup of Tea is Not My Bag", that's a warn...
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Funny story:  Collaborating snitch named as new primate of Warsaw

Collaborating snitch named as new primate of Warsaw

Warsaw - (Rioters): A colleague-snitching communist collaborator has been appointed to the top Church job in Warsaw after being voted the most charismatic candidate in Pope Ratzinger's little red aintgottaprayer book.
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Funny story:  Pat Robertson warned of Yahweh's thunderbolt season

Pat Robertson warned of Yahweh's thunderbolt season

Virginia Beach - (Ass Mess): Age-defying protein pancake peddler and evangelical bigot the Reverend Pat Robertson has once again tempted the derision of Jehovah by terrifying TheoCon TV viewers with his prediction of the killing of millions of Americ...
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Funny story:  President Bush Is Rubber, The American Public Is Glue - Whatever The American Public Says Bounces Off Bush And Sticks To The American Public

President Bush Is Rubber, The American Public Is Glue - Whatever The American Public Says Bounces Off Bush And Sticks To The American Public

Washington - President Bush announced a new policy today that would protect him from the damaging opinions and words from the American public.
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Funny story:  Poetry Slam Ends In Fight - Seven People Treated For Girly Slap Marks, Sissy Scratches

Poetry Slam Ends In Fight - Seven People Treated For Girly Slap Marks, Sissy Scratches

Seattle - A poetry slam here ended in tragedy yesterday when a fight broke out among the twenty-seven poets at the Sip 'N' Surf coffee shop. Though no one was killed (damn) seven members had to be treated for girly slap marks and sissy scratches.
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Funny story:  Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
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Funny story:  Fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, losers protest Donald Trump

Fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, losers protest Donald Trump

New York, Jan 5 2007 Billionaire Donald Trump announced he would not be running for public office today. Also, he decided to win no friends or influence anyone .
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Funny story:  Top nuke spook dumped after Los Alamos Polonium theft linked to ex-KGB spy's death

Top nuke spook dumped after Los Alamos Polonium theft linked to ex-KGB spy's death

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The head of the National Nuclear Security Administration, Linton Brooks, has been dumped by US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman after the theft of Polonium 210 from the Los Alamos Laboratory found its way into a lethal dose...
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Funny story:  IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!

Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.
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Funny story:  BBC Bosses Say New Show Will Be Purrfect

BBC Bosses Say New Show Will Be Purrfect

In what some critics are calling as a total waste of money, the BBC has announced plans for a new series of popular comedy Blackadder. But with a difference. The lead roles will all be played by cats.
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

No stranger to the surgical processs, Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to Baltimore memorial hospital when it became readily apparent that his trademark "growl" look wouldn't leave his face after a spewing a barrage of profane word...
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Funny story:  New games console on the way

New games console on the way

Today, Thursday 4/1/07 Shock World ® announced their first console, Code-named 'Shocker' and pencilled for a late 2009 early 2010 release, shocker will feature the ability to play all current disc format including both Blu-Ray and HDDVD thanks to a new micro chip made just for Shocker®.
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Funny story:  Makeyourowntv.com  to launch 2/2.07

Makeyourowntv.com to launch 2/2.07

Don't have digital TV?...
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Funny story:  Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
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Funny story:  McCririck Goes Under The Knife And Gets A New Filly

McCririck Goes Under The Knife And Gets A New Filly

Channel four's horse racing pundit and picking his nose then eating it dirty fecker, John McCririck, has stunned crowds with his amazing new look.
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Funny story:  Dirk Benedict in Tenuous Escape from Big Brother House

Dirk Benedict in Tenuous Escape from Big Brother House

TV star and ladies man Dirk Benedict was sensationally liberated from the Big Brother house last night after fashioning an escape vehicle from the everyday detritus he found lying around.
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Funny story:  Water We Going To Do About This Problem Asks National Park?

Water We Going To Do About This Problem Asks National Park?

History is being made today in Canada as Zeke Buford, a dismissed national parks worker, is taking the authority that runs Niagara Falls to court.
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Funny story:  Boycott Berates Ashes Shambles

Boycott Berates Ashes Shambles

England's dramatic poor performances in Australia this winter have prompted calls for a major upheaval in the way the English game is run.
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Funny story:  Pressure Group Wags A Finger At New Football Magazine

Pressure Group Wags A Finger At New Football Magazine

Hugh Hefner, Playboy supremo, is said to be in talks with the Football Association to finalise a new title in his soft porn empire.
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Funny story:  Palestinians Celebrate Creation of Palestinian State, End of Israel

Palestinians Celebrate Creation of Palestinian State, End of Israel

TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Palestinians were wildly jubilant on Thursday as they enthusiastically celebrated the creation of a Palestinian state.
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Funny story:  McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Funny story:  BBC In Secret Plan To Scrap Programmes From 2007 Roster

BBC In Secret Plan To Scrap Programmes From 2007 Roster

It has been revealed by a BBC insider that a series of TV programmes planned for the 2007 roster have been scrapped due to the content being described as 'unsuitable for British consumption & verging on crass'.
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Funny story:  Satirist Filbert Joins Vagina's Anonymous

Satirist Filbert Joins Vagina's Anonymous

Spoof satirist, Buck E Filbert joined a Beverley Hills Vagina's Anonymous group today in an effort to stop writing about the "personal software" of celebrities. Filbert's articles, "Britney Spear's gift wraps Federlines tes...
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Funny story:  Ollie Forced To Pack Up His Troubles In His Old Kit-bag But He's Not Smiling

Ollie Forced To Pack Up His Troubles In His Old Kit-bag But He's Not Smiling

A pensioner from Cleethorps is this morning hopping mad at having received call-up papers that could see him end up patrolling the streets of Baghdad.
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Funny story:  Botham Slam Dunks His Own Head

Botham Slam Dunks His Own Head

The top of Ian 'Beefy' Botham's head blew off today, as the former cricket hero was delivering his verdict on England's sorry performance in Bulgaria as they crashed out of the Gillette Cup 2 nil.
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Funny story:  Hull City Up To Tenth

Hull City Up To Tenth

After a difficult first season in the Premier League last year, things were looking decidedly better for Premiership newboys Hull City today, as the new fixture list was published giving the Tigers a winable opening-day encounter against Chelsea at S...
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Funny story:  NY Times Thinks it knows what God Wills for Marriage

NY Times Thinks it knows what God Wills for Marriage

How could the NYTimes know God's will for marriage since it is run by a bunch of gay, lesbian , bi-sexual, transgendered, transexual,gender indifferent (BLT)-loving, divorce-advocating,feminist- supporting liberal media elites?...
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Funny story:  God Admits Being Drunk While Speaking to Pat Robertson

God Admits Being Drunk While Speaking to Pat Robertson

God admitted today that he was intoxicated when He spoke to evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson about a "mass killing" to occur in 2007. In a written statement, God apologized and said Robertson was "much too dense" to understa...
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Funny story:  Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

TEL AVIV -- Israeli panormalist Uri Geller revealed yesterday that, without his knowledge, his own penis had been promoting itself and disparaging its owner in satires posted on the Internet. "I learned the hard way that my penis had a head of its...
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Funny story:  Bush tells truth about socks

Bush tells truth about socks

Washington (AP) - President George W. Bush who is notorious for being a compulsive liar actually told the truth at a press conference this afternoon. Near the end of the press conference Bush was asked by CNN Correspondent Dick Long what color socks...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.
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Funny story:  Satirist Filbert Thrown Overboard; Swallowed By Britney Spear's Vagina

Satirist Filbert Thrown Overboard; Swallowed By Britney Spear's Vagina

In a modern day version of parable, Jonah and the Whale, young satirist, Buck E. Filbert was thrown overboard today by fellow satirist's, "Gnarly Eric" and "Queen Mudder". After being tossed into an angry ocean, Britn...
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