A study released this week reveals that George Bush is not smart. The paper, by the National Association of Institutes and Foundations (NAIF), could go a long way toward explaining some of the president's recent policy problems.
Chernobyl Forest - (Rioters): Ukrainian secret service personnel are investigating reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney may have been a VIP guest at Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych's wild boar hunting party where Yevgeny Kushnaryov, one of...
Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Inconsolable at the death of her soldier son, Mrs Rachel Cohen went to the High Court to order an immediate extraction of his sperm 'in case some nice young fertile lady without the blessing of a partner' might need it...
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, BABYLON--Pop star and high society flasher, Britney Spears, made a tearful plea yesterday at a news conference asking the public's help in locating the person or persons responsible for the kidnapp...
A man has been arrested on suspicion of cutting a cow's head off in the middle of Bakewell High Street last Thursday.
London - (Rotters): The Ku Klux Klan has voted unanimously to honor a racist bigmouth slag on the Celebrity Big Brother show with its Lifetime Acheivement Award. The white supremacists' Rapture over her much-publicised TV rant has revived their g...
America's president, George W. Bush today admitted to the allegations that he and British Prime Minister, Tony Blair had been having an affair.
In a story that's more like something straight out of a blockbuster movie than real life, a Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins is denying that he has taken part in an amazing adventure.
The manager of a McDonalds restaurant where semen was found in Chicken McNuggets, has claimed that it was an accident.
One of the villains of the current Celebrity Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd, has been signed up for her own TV show by Channel 4. The show, which has been pencilled-in to start in Spring, will be a mixture of Bitch talk and gossip-type...
London - (Rioters): "Are you the Keymaster?" was all that Prime Mobster Tony Blair's PR chief Ruth Turner could manage to whisper over the intercom when a 5am ring on the doorbell brought Fraud Squad officers who arrested her in their p...
Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
Cor strewth! Would'ja Adam and Eve it squire? For it's just been announced that Mayor and King of London, Ken Livingstone, is setting aside funding for the Capital's first ever cock-en-ee college.
The feeble pantomime, Bank of England and the Jolly Interest Rate, written by, produced and starring, discredited Michael Barrymore, has closed after playing for only one second in a motorway service...
In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...
Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.
The latest craze in Japan has been causing concern, as bars have been hosting Hari-Karaoke evenings for depressed Japanese singers.
International tension accelerated today after Pakistan launched a nuclear attack on the United States of America.
Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.
Jade Goody the ditzy halfwit made famous by stripping naked on Big Brother,has sensationally agreed to be the first person to have a brain implanted after an MRI scan following a recent fall revealed her cranial cavity to be almost completely empty.
Big Brother star Jade Goody has in an exclusive interview inside the Big Brother house reveiled she isn't a real racist. It is thought that Goody, 53 has also never lied. The serial 'truth teller' said today, "I'...
It's not all bad news for big brother racist Jo O'Meara as she is hotly tipped to play actress Pam St Clements in a musical about her life.
Jamie Oliver has announced his latest venture. A chain of high street restaurants selling squirrel meat products.
It's tough at the top and if you don't believe it just ask Sir Monty Ponty, for one minute you're flying high and the next you're on you arse.
Rosie O'Donnell cried "Hogwash!" when she read in The New Testament, "Judge not, that ye be not judged."...
Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator.
Prime Minister-to-be Brown announced today that the Mahatma would be his role model in the war against terror. "Gandhi had it right!", Brown exclaimed. When asked what this meant , Brown explained: "Why, non-violence , you twit!"
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It was one thing to have your body turn into a thermo-nuclear bomb but when the earth turns against you, enough is enough! These sentiments belong to newly radicalized Francine "Itshotnhere" Rogers. Rogers has spearheaded the newest grassroots movement against global warmimg. "We're not granolas or eco-terrorists...we're your mother and grandmother who has been telling you t...
Palm Springs,,Calif. Britney Spears vagina was the most anticipated and speculated story in recent history. The highly volatile, unusual subject matter has finally come to an amicable solution for all involved.